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Your Simpsons character
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: smart, intensely online/nerdy, emotionally self-aware, and very outspoken about identity and social issues. Like Lisa, they’re deeply invested in their special interests and talk about them with real passion, whether it’s Pokémon, Minecraft, or Animal Crossing, as in “I think pokopia's 70 dollars are more than fine it's cheaper than mkworld and I would definitely pay 100 bucks to play gay minecraft (dqb2) with Pokémon” and “i'm never gonna fall for hytale propaganda MINECRAFT FOREVAA”. Their genderfluid, queer identity and willingness to explain nuance in sexuality and gender mirrors Lisa’s thoughtful, principled streak, especially in “sexuality and gender is a spectrum tl;dr, u can have preferences being bisexual and you'd still be bi”. There’s also a mix of cynicism and vulnerability—critiquing romance and bad experiences with men, as in “I think we should stop romanticizing romance” and “Dang so it wasn't just me who had a terrible 2025 with men”—that feels very Lisa-core growing up. Finally, their self-aware humor and occasional self-deprecation, like “I'm so pretty homophobic guys want me”, fits Lisa’s blend of wit, self-consciousness, and pride rather than Bart’s more chaotic, detached style.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they actively engage their timeline, address "everyoomf", and change their profile for an event, e.g. a “Temporal rebrand bc I need the Minecraft Movie to win expect this to last until after the game awards”, showing comfort performing and rallying people publicly. Their interests and commentary are highly Intuitive: they spin character arcs into thematic takes like “> yearns > gets frozen > quits her job > goes back to work to meet the crush she killed herself for > uses a living sea to create a giant fucking monster That's my goat”, and joke about meta-fandom patterns such as “Animal Crossing villager shipping is so funny to me like yeah I ship Lucky x Sherb and Goldie x Sly”, focusing on concepts over concrete details. Their tone is strongly Feeling-oriented: they center identity, relationships, and emotional reactions, like “What some of y'all level 1 queers don't understand is that these seemingly complex questions have one very simple question and it is ... that sexuality and gender is a spectrum” and “i want someone to want me bc of who i am and not bc i look like a cis girl to them”, prioritizing values and empathy even when blunt. Finally, they seem Perceiving: they procrastinate and go with the flow (“I should be doing homework but I lowkey don't want toooo”) and express excitement in bursts about many different games and media at once, such as “i'm gonna get fed so good this year.... so much new acnh content and i have a new island.... nsr 2..... woolhaven....... tomodachi life...... gay minecraft but with pokemon......”, conveying spontaneity over structured planning. Taken together, this points most closely to ENFP: outwardly expressive, idea-driven, emotionally attuned, and flexible rather than rigidly organized.

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Queer teen gamer from Midport Village; co‑parent of too many OCs. Once begged my brother into Pokémon with Jigglypuff propaganda and it actually worked.– @The_Raymondette

Your signature cocktail
This bright, chaotic drink is a sugar-rush in a glass, just like their timeline screaming “HEHEHEHEJJEJEJEHEHHEDHEHEH” and losing it over games like “Tomodachi Life? What's that?”. Midori and blue curaçao give it a vivid, almost videogame HUD color palette, echoing their love of Pokémon, Minecraft and ACNH, especially when they say they’re ready to be “fed so good” with new game content and “gay Minecraft but with Pokémon” in “i'm gonna get fed so good this year....”. The sparkling lemonade keeps it light and fizzy, matching their youthful, bouncy energy as a 16‑year‑old who can go from media critique to keysmash laughter in seconds, like in “AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAKSJABSMANAJJABAJABSKAKKAKSKDJSJS”. Cotton-candy syrup adds unapologetic sweetness for their selfshipping, romantic drama and queer musings, from shipping Animal Crossing villagers in “Animal Crossing villager shipping is so funny to me like yeah I ship Lucky x Sherb and Goldie x Sly” to dissecting sexuality as a spectrum in “sexuality and gender is a spectrum tl;dr, u can have preferences being bisexual and you'd still be bi”. Finally, edible glitter represents their genderfluid, sparkly self‑presentation and proud queerness—“🏳️🌈 |I'll respond to any pronouns (genderfluid)” from their bio—and the dramatic flair of lines like “I'm so pretty homophobic guys want me”. Drink it when you’re ready to live your most chaotic, queer, videogame‑obsessed sitcom life, preferably while defending the Minecraft movie like in “Temporal rebrand bc I need the Minecraft Movie to win”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline centers heavily on affection, attachment, and caring about small joy-bringing things, which aligns strongly with Hufflepuff’s loyalty and heart-first outlook. They talk about being “Father to 6 videogame characters” in their bio and repeatedly show deep emotional investment in comfort media and characters, like “i'm gonna get fed so good this year.... so much new acnh content and i have a new island.... nsr 2..... woolhaven....... tomodachi life...... gay minecraft but with pokemon......”, which reads as someone who builds cozy emotional worlds rather than chasing prestige. Their perspective on relationships also emphasizes emotional protection and fairness over drama, like “It is important to end this homoerotic friendship before you catch feelings” and “I think we should stop romanticizing romance”, suggesting a grounded, self-preserving loyalty to their own well-being and to honest feelings. They’re consistently gentle and supportive toward queer people and complexity in gender/sexuality—“sexuality and gender is a spectrum tl;dr, u can have preferences being bisexual and you'd still be bi”—which fits Hufflepuff’s inclusivity and fairness. While they’re witty and creative (Ravenclaw traits) and sometimes cuttingly critical (a Slytherin edge), the overall vibe is of someone who wants cozy community, emotional safety, and kindness more than anything, making Hufflepuff the best fit.

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A well-known song that fits them is “girls” by girl in red. Their bio openly states they’re genderfluid and queer, and they frequently talk about queer attraction and relationships, like when they joked about people not surviving intense friendships in “I'm convinced none of you were in a homoerotic friendship because it genuinely kills you”. They also discuss queer media and ships constantly, from Animal Crossing yuri in “hear me out on this yuri........ #acnh” to analyzing gender and sexuality as a spectrum in “sexuality and gender is a spectrum tl;dr, u can have preferences being bisexual and you'd still be bi”. The song’s mix of messy queer yearning and casual, slightly chaotic vibes mirrors their posts about crushes, self-shipping, and wanting to be or be with certain characters, like “When I was little I was very obsessed with her and I thought it was a crush but now I realize it's because I wanted to be her”. Overall, “girls” captures both their playful queer joy and their introspective posts about attraction and identity.

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