TheAssblaster87
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Your Simpsons character
Milhouse is the besotted, endearing, dramatic friend who lives for validation and attachment — much like this account's obsessive, theatrical fandom energy and constant pleas for mutual love and reaction. The user's frequent nervousness about mutuals, fear of losing 'wives', and emotional exclamations mirror Milhouse's clingy, hopeful personality more than the scheming of other characters.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as ENFP: extraverted and enthusiastic (constant posting, calling for mutuals: 'I NEED look outside mutuals I NEED CONTENT'), intuitive and imaginative (inventing AUs, selfship worlds and frequent 'what if' designs like 'magical girl AU'), feeling-driven (emotive shouts like 'I LOVE YOU. DEATH. NOW.' used affectionately) and perceiving/spontaneous (impulsive crystal spends and shifting wife lists: 'used up around uhhhh 250k crystals'). Those tweets show a person driven by inspiration, connection and rapid creative pivots.

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it/he 🇵🇹 fan-artist • TMNT obsessed (bayverse Donnie stan) • selfship & yume shenanigans • I make silly art, run a 'wife list' strawpage, and spam crystals for cookies — here for friends, sketches, and chaotic updates. commissions/open DMs? maybe!– @TheAssblaster87

Your signature cocktail
This bubbly, slightly sweet cocktail (or mocktail) mirrors their personality: glitter and blue hues for 'bayverse Donnie' aesthetics and neon fandom energy, lychee for a quirky, anime-ish sweetness, and sparkle because they keep a public 'WIFE LIST STRAWPAGE' that they update with joyful fanfare. It’s bright, a bit sugary and embarrassingly affectionate — much like tweets that scream 'I LOVE MY WIFE' and 'UPDATE ON MY WIFE LIST STRAWPAGE!!!'.

Your Hogwarts House
They fit Hufflepuff through loyalty, hard work and community care: they maintain and update a public 'WIFE LIST STRAWPAGE' and constantly help or nudge mutuals ('if u get a gimmick from me... pls tag me'). Their protectiveness — calling out suspicious accounts — shows a desire to defend the people and spaces they care about. Their cheerful, affectionate approach to fandom ('I LOVE MY WIFE', 'I'M MARRYING YOU') aligns with Hufflepuff warmth more than Ravenclaw aloofness or Slytherin calculation.

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The song's theatrical, fetishistic obsession with love fits their grand declarations ('I'M MARRYING YOU', 'MY WIFE MY FUCKING WUFE'), the roller-coaster of passionate highs and chaotic devotion. The dramatic pleading and melodramatic flair in their posts pair well with Lady Gaga's operatic, over-the-top love anthem.

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