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Your Simpsons character
They read as a very self-aware, articulate, slightly neurotic teenager who overthinks things and cares about niche interests, which aligns closely with Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa, they’re bookish/analytical and a bit anxious about the world, shown by posts like “I get really stressed out whenever I remember point nemo exists and then I remember I literally never have to go there” and “if vampires end up actually existing and I never get to be one I'm gonna be so mad like actually”. Their autism mention and hyperfocus on small details also match Lisa’s neurodivergent-coded traits, e.g. “autistic canon event: walking and standing on ur toes 24/7” and “when I notice the the actors in a show or movie not actually eating and just moving shit around on their plate I can't stop focusing on it”. They balance rants about social behavior and fandom ethics with humor and self-deprecation, like “mfs on vkeitwt will be 38 beefing with a 14 year old😭😭😭😭😭😭😭” and “when I'm failing school and breaking out and broke and gay”, which feels very Lisa: morally opinionated but still a kid in chaos. Even their mix of introspection and excitement over media and small joys, such as “MY FAV SONG!!!!!” and “I got myself a little treat”, fits Lisa’s thoughtful yet enthusiastic vibe.

Your MBTI personality Type
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: they focus on online hobbies, media, and inner experience rather than big social scenes, e.g. feeling ecstatic over a dream about their hair not falling out in “I woke up from a dream where my hair was falling out and all my hair is still intact I've never been more happy in my life” and joking that it’s just them and their 20 Gmail accounts against the world in “it's just me and my 20 gmail accounts against the world”. Their humor and interests lean strongly intuitive (N): they fixate on odd concepts like Point Nemo in “I get really stressed out whenever I remember point nemo exists and then I remember I literally never have to go there” and vampires as a life fantasy in “if vampires end up actually existing and I never get to be one I'm gonna be so mad like actually”, and talk about having a “weird gender” in “how life feels when you have a weird gender”. They come across clearly feeling (F)-oriented, centering emotions, identity, and fairness: they rant about people misusing “problematic” in “I hate when people say vkei is 'problematic' to justify their and others weird behaviour”, get bothered by assumptions about asexuals in “please stop it with the idea that every asexual is sex repulsed”, and celebrate small self-care wins like “just washed my face I'm now worthy of love and kindness”. Their life appears relatively perceiving (P) and spontaneous rather than structured: they complain about failing school in “when I'm failing school and breaking out and broke and gay”, binge music and energy drinks despite consequences in “me in 20 years when I go deaf from all the music I listen to at max volume and have a heart attack from all the energy drinks I consumed at 16”, and constantly jump between interests like Wordle, Roblox, sims, and niche fandom discourse. Taken together—introspective, emotionally expressive, imaginative, and a bit chaotic rather than orderly—they most closely match INFP.

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16 • bigender goblin powered by Monster + vkei at max volume • once let mosquitoes bite me 30+ times ‘for their babies’ • Wordle 2/6 enthusiast– @theatricalblue

Your signature cocktail
The Electric blue energy drink base (lightly spiked) captures their love of blasting music and living on energy drinks, as they joke about future damage in “me in 20 years when I go deaf from all the music I listen to at max volume and have a heart attack from all the energy drinks I consumed at 16” and their parents treating Monster like contraband in “why do my parents react to me drinking monster as if it's cocaine like genuinely”. Blackberry syrup adds a dark, dramatic sweetness for their vkei / goth-leaning side and love of vampiric vibes like “if vampires end up actually existing and I never get to be one I'm gonna be so mad like actually” and “if you don't love lestat de lioncourt what are you even doing with your life”. The sour green apple liqueur is there for their sharp, slightly feral sense of humor and autistic/weird-gender self-awareness in “autistic canon event: walking and standing on ur toes 24/7” and “how life feels when you have a weird gender”. A splash of cold brew coffee matches the late-night Wordle brain and hyper-online analysis in posts like “Wordle 1684 2/6” and the rants about fandom and vkei discourse such as “mfs on vkeitwt will be 38 beefing with a 14 year old😭😭😭😭😭😭😭”. Finally, whipped cream with chocolate-hazelnut drizzle nods to their whole #nutellatrickstwt bit in “I'm the newest member of #nutellatrickstwt” and “I'm currently studying to get my master's degree in nutella tricks”, making the drink playful, over-the-top, and very them.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a very Ravenclaw blend of curiosity, niche interests, and analytical thinking. They get hung up on tiny continuity details like actors pretending to eat, asking if anyone else relates in a very observational, pattern-noticing way: “when I notice the the actors in a show or movie not actually eating and just moving shit around on their plate I can't stop focusing on it can anyone relate or am I just autistic”. They also overthink online discourse and definitions, pushing back on vague claims with nuanced reasoning: “I hate when people say vkei is 'problematic' to justify their and others weird behaviour because first of all... what does that even mean? whats considered problematic is so subjective and also the idea that all vkei is problematic? inherently? that's just not true”. Their enthusiasm for specific media and words (Wordle, fandom etymology, niche music and shows) suggests a mind that likes systems and trivia, as seen in “Wordle 1684 2/6” and “I JUST REALISED THAT FANDOM STANDS FOR FAN KINGDOM”. Even their humor tends to be observational and slightly meta (e.g., analyzing fandom reputations and online trends), which is more characteristic of a reflective Ravenclaw than the more impulsive Gryffindor or utilitarian Slytherin. While they have feelings about fairness and being treated well, the dominant throughline in their tweets is a curious, analytical, and somewhat neurodivergent way of dissecting the world, fitting Ravenclaw best.

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A well-fitting song for them is “Teen Idle” by MARINA, because it captures the mix of self-aware teenage angst, humor, and longing that shows up all over their timeline. They’re very conscious of being a teen, joking about their age and the way adults interact with minors online, like when they say “Im convinced could put 'I'm 16' all over my profile and have all my posts be the words 'I'm a minor' and mdni accounts would still follow me” and “can I turn 17 already... 5 months is too long”. MARINA’s lyrics about feeling stuck between growing up and being taken seriously mirror their frustration with parents and adults, for example “why are my parents so weird about my leg hair. yeah I have hair on my body I'm not a little girl anymore I'm sorry that me growing up bothers you SO MUCH”. The dramatic, slightly morbid humor of the song also matches their posts like “me in 20 years when I go deaf from all the music I listen to at max volume and have a heart attack from all the energy drinks I consumed at 16” and the way they describe life as “when I'm failing school and breaking out and broke and gay”. Overall, Teen Idle fits their vibe as a reflective, sarcastic, slightly chaotic teenager who’s hyper-aware of youth, identity, and how others see them.

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