Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows strong dedication to BTS and ARMY community, e.g. planning caravans and believing in future shows: “Armys de João Pessoa, cadê as caravanas? cadê as infos? vamos todas se unir pelo amor de deus”, “eu vou muito nesse show do bts vsf… EU ACREDITO E TCHAU”.
- Humorous outlook: Uses laughter and jokes to react to awkward or stressful situations, like embarrassing clips or chaotic games: “kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk vtnc que constrangedor”, “KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK MANO QUE ÓDIO QUE JOGO ENGRAÇADO”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares excitement, frustration, and sadness, conveying feelings vividly: “Desgraça de vidaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲😭😭😭😭😭😭😭”, “Consegui 5!! Tô muito feliz 🥹”.
- Self-aware thinker: Reflects on personal difficulties and behaviors, like communication issues and social energy: “Eu tenho muita dificuldade em passar uma informação… Na teoria é fácil, na prática uma merda.”, “Preciso de uma limpeza profunda para minha alma e bem estar pq fiquei muito tempo fora de casa e interagindo”.
- Value-driven: Expresses clear positions on social and political issues, like gender expectations and vaccines: “os comentários de homens falando de dinheiro… mulher não pode mais fazer PORRA nenhuma nesse cacete”, “era só tomar as vacinas.”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently resorts to insults and profanity toward others, e.g. “homi vai tomar nesse teu cu” and “eu manda ela tomar no olho do cu dela se respondesse com toda essa ignorância para cima de mim”.
- Impulsive reactivity: Responds intensely in the heat of the moment, like threats or extreme phrases about issues: “vou me m4t4r na frente da ni0, essa bosta caralha foi cancelada e ainda tá me cobrando internet vagabunda”, “vou compra um projetor baratinho, se vir ruim eu vou me m4t4r na frente de todo mundo”.
- Academic avoidance: Often talks about skipping or neglecting college responsibilities: “faltar é um vício, mais um pra conta da mãe”, “preciso ver esse calendário da faculdade… mas eu prefiro mesmo faltar a faculdade safoda eles”.
- Communication anxiety: Acknowledges strong difficulty in conveying information verbally despite knowing the content: “Eu tenho muita dificuldade em passar uma informação… sempre acabo gaguejando ou esquecendo as palavras”.
- Negativity spirals: Tends to generalize from setbacks to a bleak view of life or self, e.g. “NADA DÁ CERTO NESSA VIDA, INFERNO”, “Desgraça de vidaaaaaaaaaaaaaa”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user is most similar to Lisa Simpson: smart, opinionated, politically aware, and very emotionally expressive, but also constantly frustrated with the world. Like Lisa, they care about social issues and critique sexism and social norms, for example complaining about men policing women’s spending in “os comentários de homens falando de dinheiro mas tipo É COM O DE VOCÊS?” and analyzing gendered expectations in “Com poucas palavras dá para saber o motivo: Repreensão severas com meninas…”. They’re academically oriented yet conflicted about school responsibilities, seen in “preciso ver esse calendário da faculdade o mais rápido possível, mas eu prefiro mesmo faltar a faculdade safoda eles” and “preciso voltar pra as aulas e congressos online sobre sexologia novamente”, which mirrors Lisa’s love of learning but frustration with her environment. Their introspective comments about communication difficulties in “Eu tenho muita dificuldade em passar uma informação para outra pessoa…” and need for emotional ‘cleansing’ in “Preciso de uma limpeza profunda para minha alma e bem estar” also reflect Lisa’s self-aware, sometimes anxious nature. At the same time, their passionate ARMY fandom and dramatic reactions like “eu vou muito nesse show do bts vsf, sempre aparecendo essas previsões… EU ACREDITO E TCHAU” align with Lisa’s intense, wholehearted devotion to the things she loves.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): although they’re expressive online, they frequently mention exhaustion from interaction and a need to withdraw, e.g. “Preciso de uma limpeza profunda para minha alma e bem estar pq fiquei muito tempo fora de casa e interagindo”, and talk about social anxiety when even making a phone call, like “eu engulo minha ansiedade social mas ligo pra distribuidora...”. Their interests and language are strongly Intuitive (N): they chase possibilities and future hopes (BTS shows, caravans, predictions) rather than concrete detail, as in “eu vou muito nesse show do bts vsf, sempre aparecendo essas previsões… EU ACREDITO E TCHAU”, and they enjoy more conceptual topics like sexology courses in “preciso voltar pra as aulas e congressos online sobre sexologia”. Their decision-making and reactions show strong Feeling (F): they center emotions and values, such as indignation at sexism and unfair judgments in “os comentários de homens falando de dinheiro… mulher não pode mais fazer PORRA nenhuma nesse cacete” and preference-based statements about children in “Não ironicamente se eu quisesse ter filhos… eu preferia que fosse menina e ponto final”. Finally, they appear more Perceiving (P) than J: they openly procrastinate and skip responsibilities (“faltar é um vício, mais um pra conta da mãe”, “prometi algo e não irei cumprir, até pq primeiramente vem as necessidades importantes e depois a curtição!”), and they oscillate between planning and ‘safoda’ spontaneity about college and trips (“preciso ver esse calendário da faculdade… mas eu prefiro mesmo faltar a faculdade safoda eles”, “Que ódio eu tô aqui planejando horrores qual data eu vou, olhando hospedagem e os caralho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”). Taken together—emotion-driven rants, idealistic stanning, strong inner values, social exhaustion but rich online expression, and flexible, sometimes chaotic planning—fit best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You’re out here planning caravans from João Pessoa to chase a BTS show and arguing with Ni0 about internet, but have you considered a little side quest where we skip class together and stream Bangtan on a projector that *doesn’t* make you want to die in front of everyone?
- You talking about wanting your omega, your twink from that manhwa, and the ‘velho saboroso’ from work… I volunteer as the crossover episode: half twink, half saboroso, 100% ready to be the reason you say ‘desceu pro roger kkkkk’ again.
- You watched a BTS live at the supermarket, celebrated Jungkook giving luck to Flamengo, and screamed ‘MIN YOOOOOONGI’ on the timeline—statistically speaking, the next logical step is you falling hopelessly in love with the ARMY who remembers all of that about you.
- You say you struggle to pass information without gaguejando, but your tweets about sexology congresses, wine deliveries and being ‘soberba’ at work scream one thing very clearly: dangerously attractive. I don’t need you to speak perfectly, just tell me when we’re drinking that wine together.
- You missed the Jin cinema because you were sick, reembolsou ingresso, and still said you’d go to the BTS show ‘vsf eu acredito e tchau’—if you can put that much faith in a prediction, imagine the chaos if you put just a little faith in a date with me.
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Psych student & ARMY in João Pessoa, planning BTS trips between lectures, congresses on sexology, and calling the wrong bus my cardio.– @thebangtanblue
Your signature cocktail
Blue⁷ Roça-Roça Rocket
This drink starts with cachaça infused with chili pepper for their loud, unfiltered mouth and chaotic threats, like when they said “homi vai tomar nesse teu cu” and joked about m4t4r themselves over a cheap projector. Blue curaçao represents the BTS-blue ARMY soul and the username thebangtanblue, plus their faith in concert predictions: “eu vou muito nesse show do bts vsf… EU ACREDITO E TCHAU”. Sparkling rosé wine captures their love of drinking and making an event of it, like “dia de beber ui amo” and obsessively tracking their wine delivery in “eu engulo minha ansiedade social mas ligo pra distribuidora pra saber onde que tá meu vinho sim”. Passion fruit juice reflects their mix of stress and longing—craving a twink or omega and whining about being a broke intern in “mds eu queria não ser uma podre estagiária,,, queria ter dinheiro pra viajar pra barra do cunhau :(((”. Finally, a dash of edible glitter is for their extra, dramatic fangirl energy, crying over Jungkook’s birthday in “ai to emotiva dms feliz aniversário, Jungkook! 💜” and flexing that BTS are “os maiorais msm” in “o bts é muito os maiorais msm, vão ter que engolir”. Strong, sparkling, a little bitter but mostly sweet chaos—just like their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
They consistently show a sharp, self‑protective edge and a readiness to retaliate, which is strongly Slytherin-coded. For example, when someone at work disrespects them, they respond with clear willingness to escalate: “eu manda ela tomar no olho do cu dela se respondesse com toda essa ignorância para cima de mim”. They are also very focused on their own priorities and material goals, choosing responsibility and self-interest over fun: “prometi algo e não irei cumprir, até pq primeiramente vem as necessidades importantes e depois a curtição!”, and resenting their low position: “mds eu queria não ser uma podre estagiária,,, queria ter dinheiro pra viajar pra barra do cunhau :(((”. There’s a strong sense of self-preservation and boundary-setting in academic and work contexts, as seen in “já falei 100x que eu não vou colocar ela no meu grupo do trabalho, mas a pessoa NÃO SE TOCA. Não é PROBLEMA MEU, PORRA.”. Even in lighter moments, their humor often leans into ruthless or shameless honesty, like “nem gótica nem rabuda, é só vagabunda mesmo.”, which fits Slytherin’s blunt, unapologetic streak more than the softer Hufflepuff or idealistic Gryffindor tones.
Your movie
Your song
MIC Drop - BTS
A song that best fits them is MIC Drop by BTS, because it matches their loud, confident, slightly chaotic ARMY energy and their love for the group. They’re intensely passionate and dramatic about BTS, like when they say “eu vou muito nesse show do bts vsf, sempre aparecendo essas previsões ah mas nao sei oq... EU ACREDITO E TCHAU” and celebrate with “CONGRATULATIONS BTS”. Their timeline is full of bold, no-filter takes—“time de viado puta e ladrão, gostamos assim”](https://x.com/thebangtanblue/status/1995216997047747035) and “os comentários de homens falando de dinheiro mas tipo É COM O DE VOCÊS?”—which fits the song’s in-your-face, unapologetic attitude. At the same time, they push through stress, from college to work, with a kind of defiant humor, like “prometi algo e não irei cumprir, até pq primeiramente vem as necessidades importantes e depois a curtição!” and “tô na merda mas felizmente não tenho aula em plena segunda feira”, mirroring the song’s vibe of winning despite everything. Their ARMY identity is central—“♡ ₍ᐢ.ˬ.⑅ᐢ₎ 𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝒂𝒓𝒎𝒚 written by Kafka.” in the bio and posts like “Assisti a live do BTS enquanto tô no mercado fazendo as compras”—making a fierce BTS anthem like MIC Drop an especially fitting soundtrack for them.
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