
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Like Martin Prince, Kevin is the quintessential academic overachiever who defines his entire identity by his grades, notably losing his composure when someone else scores higher: “How did he beat me It's IMPOSSIBLE!”. He possesses a pompous, teacher-pet persona, proudly claiming to be the “epitome of students!” and boasting about his intellect by telling others, “I think I'm one of the few students who use their brains”. Despite his arrogance, he often finds himself at the mercy of others or in dangerous situations where his bravado turns into a desperate plea for survival, similar to Martin’s frequent run-ins with bullies. Ultimately, his obsession with perfection and his eccentric, slightly socially awkward 'nerd' energy makes him the perfect mirror for The Simpsons' premier honors student.

Your MBTI personality Type
Kevin displays Extroversion through his constant need for academic validation and engagement, seen when he shouts “Me, me! I know the answer! Teacher! Me!” and his active participation in public challenges like #FPEtober. He exhibits Intuition by focusing on complex systems and calculations rather than simple observation, exemplified by his breakdown when he screams “I did EVERY calculation I could! ... It's impossible!” His Thinking trait is dominant in his logical, blunt approach to social hierarchy and rule-breaking, such as when he offers to help others “avoid getting caught cheating” because being a teacher's pet is 'useful.' Finally, his Judging nature is clear through his competitiveness and obsession with grades, evidenced by his extreme frustration when someone beats his score: “How did he beat me It's IMPOSSIBLE!”

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Straight-A student, whiteboard enthusiast, and professional teacher's pet. If you need help cheating or dodging Miss Grace, I’m your guy. Just don't mention Edward.– @TheBestStudent_

Your signature cocktail
This drink captures Kevin’s chaotic energy as he obsessively calculates how “Edward did... mocking me by saying he has an A++!”. The sharp gin mimics his smugness when he claims, “I think I'm one of the few students who use their brains”, while the bitter citrus notes reflect his frustration with “evidence, testimonies, and witnesses” and his rivalry with others. Despite the bite, the elderflower sweetness represents his secret willingness to help friends, noting, “If you need me to help you avoid getting caught cheating, ask me”. It is a high-energy, intellectual cocktail for someone who identifies as the “epitome of students!”.

Your Hogwarts House
Kevin identifies as the “epitome of students” and demonstrates a classic Ravenclaw obsession with academic perfection and logic. He is shown having an emotional breakdown over a whiteboard “covered in a pile of calculations” because he cannot fathom how someone surpassed his grade after he “did EVERY calculation” possible. Even his arrogance is intellectually rooted, as he claims to be “one of the few students who use their brains.” While he has some Slytherin-adjacent cunning, his primary drive is defined by his wit, analytical nature, and the sheer value he places on being the smartest person in the room.

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Kevin’s personality revolves around his academic superiority and the calculated effort he puts into being the 'epitome of students.' He takes immense pride in his intelligence, shown when he boasts, “I think I'm one of the few students who use their brains”. The song’s theme of meticulous planning resonates with his breakdown over losing his top rank, where he cries out, “How is that possible? I did EVERY calculation I could!”. Even his willingness to help others cheat by being a “teacher's pet” suggests a strategic, slightly manipulative approach to school social dynamics. Ultimately, the song captures the essence of someone who views life as a series of equations and moves to be won.

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