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TheBigSchizo mirrors Comic Book Guy’s cynical, elitist attitude toward media and his tendency to gatekeep pop culture with biting sarcasm. Much like the collector's obsession with ratings, the user laments their social standing, tweeting “I don’t get 20 likes immediately after making a shit edit, I’m washed.” and dismissing modern films like Doctor Strange as “Doctor LAME and the multiverse of MIDness”. They possess a high-and-mighty superiority complex, telling others that “The difference is probably too complex for your 3 dimensional brain.” while frequently breaking the fourth wall with out-of-character (//) meta-commentary. This blend of niche comic knowledge, “Worst Episode Ever” energy, and aggressive online posturing makes them a perfect match for Springfield's resident geek.

Your MBTI personality Type
TheBigSchizo displays Extroversion by constantly seeking audience interaction and validation, such as when they lament, “I don’t get 20 likes immediately after making a shit edit, I’m washed.”. Their Intuition is evident in their surreal, abstract humor and roleplay scenarios, like “How it feels to trap pesky heroes in a nightmare dimension of my own creation”. They prioritize Thinking over Feeling through blunt, often antagonistic humor and logical dismissals, seen when they tell a follower, “The difference is probably too complex for your 3 dimensional brain.”. Finally, their Perceiving nature is shown through a chaotic, spontaneous posting style and a self-admitted lack of planning, noting, “Sorry Shuma Gorath fans I have no ideas”.

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Eldritch Lord of the Chaos Dimension. I once destroyed a planet just for a burger. No 3D-brain logic allowed. Professional multiversal threat. (Parody/No fanart)– @TheBigSchizo

Your signature cocktail
This experimental concoction perfectly captures the essence of a multi-dimensional chaos god who is currently in their 'flop era'. The bright green absinthe honors the coming of 'The Green One', while the bitter undertones reflect the constant grumbling of a villain who thinks 'Doctor LAME and the multiverse of MIDness' needed a better antagonist. It’s a drink served with the supreme confidence of someone who believes they ‘should be able to kill people’ but spends most of their time wondering ‘how it feels to trap pesky heroes in a nightmare dimension’. One sip and you'll feel like you're ‘destroying a planet, heartwarming ❤️❤️❤️’.

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Shuma-Gorath exhibits a classic Slytherin blend of ambition and self-preservation, often boasting about their own supremacy while being hyper-sensitive to their social standing. This is evident when they fret over their engagement metrics, claiming “I don’t get 20 likes immediately after making a shit edit, I’m washed” or mocking others by saying “King Knight you might be in your flop era…”. They display a cunning, power-oriented mindset, asking “how do you intend to defeat someone as supremely powerful as I?” while maintaining a resourcefulness that involves managing multiple secret accounts. Ultimately, their focus on status, influence, and the desire to “take over” aligns perfectly with the house of ambition.

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The user portrays a chaotic, interdimensional entity who balances world-ending threats with a surprisingly trendy, internet-poisoned personality. They frequently oscillate between grand displays of power, like “How it feels to wipe out a universe”, and a deep obsession with social media validation, lamenting when they are “washed” for not getting immediate likes. Cosmic Girl captures that blend of space-age eccentricity and high-energy style, fitting for someone who brags about “mind powers” while worrying about their “flop era”. Ultimately, the song’s upbeat, otherworldly vibe perfectly matches a Shuma-Gorath parody who spends their time “destroying a planet” one minute and posting memes the next.

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