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The overall vibe here matches Bart Simpson most closely: chaotic, jokey, and self-deprecating, but with an underlying sensitivity. The user constantly leans into dark, exaggerated humor like “Tf next update or i kill myself live” and “The masculine urge to kill myself after a couple bad games or a weird interaction or any minor inconvenience”, which feels very Bart-core in its over-the-top theatrics rather than literal intent. They also show a mischievous streak and fondness for edgy jokes, such as “Custody battles are stupid just cut the kid in half bro” and “add my balls to your face nerd”. At the same time, there’s a real, almost childlike craving for attention and validation—“Give me attention i msde a thing and didnt get enough engagement last time!!!!!!!!” and “It's kinda funny how none of my actual tweets get any engagement ever…”—which mirrors Bart’s “class clown who secretly wants love” dynamic. Their hyperfixations on games and characters, like Battle Cats and Tetsukachi (“Lowkey becoming a forsaken tester would be a dream come true i love this game so much”), also fit Bart’s obsessive, fandom-y enthusiasm rather than the more studious Lisa or responsible Marge.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: most tweets center on solitary hobbies (Battle Cats, Pokémon, Roblox/Forsaken, card sets) and online niche interests rather than in-person social life, and they often lament low engagement, e.g. “It's kinda funny how none of my actual tweets get any engagement ever like damn i could be shot dead and none of y'all would gaf”, which shows a desire for connection but not typical outgoing behavior. Their focus suggests iNtuition over Sensing: they frequently extrapolate and theorize, like wishing for broader game design effort in “I'm confused by all the negative reactions to this when it's basically just saying 'i wish there was more effort put into character design'” and planning entire custom TCG sets in “Going to begin work on Frozen Forest soon, my own Pokemon TCG Pocket set with over 130 cards!”. They fit Feeling more than Thinking: their posts revolve around emotional states, hurt, and validation, such as “Am i really that unlikeable that even the oomf(?) who makes it his goal to spread positivity doesn't ask what's wrong when i say i'm having a shit day”, and even their critiques are framed in terms of how things make them or others feel, like discomfort with self-harm punchlines in “those memes ... became way less funny when the punchline became 'i kill myself' every time”. Their lifestyle seems Perceiving rather than Judging: they complain about things going wrong or being delayed but don’t present structured plans; they improvise creative projects and self-deprecating jokes like “Give me attention i msde a thing and didnt get enough engagement last time!!!!!!!!” and “I wanna make a strawpage but ik nobody's gonna interact with it”, showing spontaneity and open-endedness. Taken together—introspective, creative, emotionally expressive, and somewhat unstructured—they most closely resemble an INFP profile.

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Australian he/him | Battle Cats & Roblox enjoyer | Once made school PowerPoints about Battle Cats and the teachers actually liked them– @TheBulbasaurGuy

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This drink starts with Midori for that unapologetically green, Pokémon-core vibe and their Viridian Forest roots, plus the soft spot for Bulbasaur and Glaceon shining through posts like “Give me your bulbasaur full arts and venusaur ex's please”. Bundaberg ginger beer nods to them being Australian and a bit spicy-sweet in tone, whether they’re ranting like “I HAVE NO PC I LITERALLY FUCKING CAN'T” or hyping games like “Lowkey becoming a forsaken tester would be a dream come true”. A shot of overproof rum captures their intense, sometimes overwhelming energy and dark humor about burnout and self-worth in tweets such as “The masculine urge to kill myself after a couple bad games or a weird interaction or any minor inconvenience”. A dash of blue curaçao represents their creative, fandom-deep side—designing TCG sets and obsessing over niche units like in “Going to begin work on Frozen Forest soon, my own Pokemon TCG Pocket set with over 130 cards!” and “Responsible for 90% of tetsu art and 100% of tetsu hate”. Finally, the lime wedge with chili salt is the sharp, slightly painful bite that mirrors their frustration with low engagement and feeling overlooked, as in “How i feel watching recent posts get absolutely 0 fucking engagement” and “it's kinda funny how none of my actual tweets get any engagement ever”, but still finishes bright enough that you want another sip.

Your Hogwarts House
They show consistent loyalty and earnestness toward their interests and communities, which is very Hufflepuff. Their long-term dedication to Battle Cats and related fandoms, like being “responsible for 90% of tetsu art” as they joke in “Responsible for 90% of tetsu art and 100% of tetsu hate”, reflects steady, hard-working commitment rather than status-driven ambition. They’re openly supportive of others’ creativity, begging art mutuals to draw characters they love in posts like “Art moots i am BEGGING on my hands and knees PLEASE draw her she's so beautiful and she deserves the art pleeeeease” and “Man i hope nobody draws my sona that'd be awful haha ahaha ahahahahaha Please”. Despite their self-deprecating humor and complaints about low engagement, there’s a strong desire for simple mutual care and attention, visible in “Am i really that unlikeable that even the oomf(?) who makes it his goal to spread positivity doesn't ask what's wrong when i say i'm having a shit day” and “Give me attention i msde a thing and didnt get enough engagement last time!!!!!!!!”, which fits Hufflepuff’s craving for genuine connection over clout. They also display a grounded sense of fairness and inclusivity, e.g., defending different chocolate types with “Chocolate is chocolate” in “Dark chocolate is nice... White chocolate is nice... Chocolate is chocolate”, and pushing back on knee-jerk negativity in “I'm confused by all the negative reactions to this when it's basically just saying 'i wish there was more effort put into character design'”. Their profile reads far more as a kind, persistent fan who wants everyone (including themselves) to be treated decently, which is the core of Hufflepuff.

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A dramatic, slightly theatrical emo anthem fits their mix of dark humor, vulnerability, and nerdy passion. They often joke about self‑destructive thoughts in an over-the-top way, like when they say "The masculine urge to kill myself after a couple bad games or a weird interaction or any minor inconvenience" and "Tf next update or i kill myself live", echoing the song’s fixation on mortality and struggle. At the same time, they’re deeply attached to their interests and communities, gushing about Battle Cats and Tetsukachi in tweets like "Responsible for 90% of tetsu art and 100% of tetsu hate" and "Lowkey becoming a forsaken tester would be a dream come true i love this game so much", which parallels the song’s theme of finding meaning in what you love. Their frustration with being ignored, seen in "It's kinda funny how none of my actual tweets get any engagement ever like damn i could be shot dead and none of y'all would gaf", fits the song’s sense of being overlooked yet still pushing forward. Overall, Welcome to the Black Parade captures their mix of self-deprecating humor, emotional intensity, and passionate fandom energy.

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