Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Playful Creativity: Constantly invents lore, slogans, and poems for the Bingus tar movement, like “Twinkle twinkle boiling tar, how I wonder what you are…” and parody hymns such as “Tarry night, hollyyy night, all is calm, all is bright”.
- Community-Oriented: Regularly thanks and uplifts contributors, e.g. honoring fan art in “THREAD OF ALL BINGUS TAR THEMED ARTISTRY…” and posts like “Thank you very kindly for this contribution we are all slapping our bellies in delight!”.
- Persistent Dedication: Shows long-term commitment to the Bingus tar comic goal, as in “I will get that Bingus tar comic and share it with everyone so that they will see!” and “Persistence, my tar associates. Persistence”.
- Empathetic Support: Makes an effort to comfort small accounts, saying “I leave a like so they know someone cares about their nap last Sunday” and defends others like in “This sort of attack on a family member… is completely unacceptable”.
- Self-Aware Humor: Openly jokes about their own role and obsessions, such as being “the Bingus tar movement’s token heterosexual” and laughing at their failure in “I attempted to write ‘BINGUS’ using tar today… now I’m all out of tar”.
Weaknesses:
- Obsessive Focus: Tar and Bingus dominate their life and feed, as shown in “Realized I hadn’t thought about tar or Bingus for 2 hours and got a chill down my spine” and the repeated pleas like “Because Bingus simply must be dipped in tar… please please please pleas”.
- Boundary Issues: Pushes a creator despite acknowledging their stress, saying “I almost sorta feel bad tar commenting because that probably isn’t the best right now but I’m sure he thinks it’s funny” and orchestrates ongoing pressure in “I nominate @Seperatemepls to please post elaborate Bingus tar comments on all RawDog comics posts”.
- Crude Oversharing: Shares graphic or awkward personal stories like “I bought a Kalypso lemonade and pissed in the bottle… the car next to me was full of people” and hospital burn scenarios in “The patient was admitted with minor burns on his arms, legs and genitalia”.
- Harsh Edginess: Uses aggressive or extreme phrasing, such as “People who enjoy this sort of content should be recycled into fertilizer for vegetables” and calling for a “tar squad” in “THEY ARE REAL SEND A TAR SQUAD IMMEDIATELY”.
- Social Blindspots: Displays occasional ignorance around identity topics, like “Why do all the people who like my tar posts have the 🏳️⚧️ flag in their username is it a pacific island nation or something”, which can come off as insensitive even if joking.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
This user most closely matches Homer Simpson: obsessive, oddly earnest, chaotic, and capable of surprising sweetness. Like Homer fixating on bizarre schemes (Mr. Plow, sugar pile, the monorail), they build their entire persona around a singular absurd mission, the Bingus tar crusade, declaring things like “I will get that Bingus tar comic and share it with everyone so that they will see! Everyone will see!”. They exhibit Homer-like slapstick misadventure and lack of shame, as in the pee-bottle story: “I bought a Kalypso lemonade and pissed in the bottle… didn’t realize my door was open and the car next to me was full of people”. There’s also his mix of crude humor and genuine affection for his family, echoed in their posts about their partner being their “private property” and cooking for “the foid @Autumnyer” while still sounding devoted: “Preparing a meal for the foid @Autumnyer”. Finally, like Homer’s sudden moral standpoints, the user breaks from shitposting to show surprising political and emotional sincerity, such as “On the ground in Seattle! Abolish ICE! (Sorry for political post but I am very frustrated at the moment. Bingus tar programming will resume shortly.”, which feels very much like Homer briefly taking a cause seriously before returning to his usual antics.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted (E): their entire account is outward‑facing, built around recruiting and rallying a community to the playful “Bingus tar movement,” celebrating followers (“I have officially reached 50 followers. Thank you for your continued support fellow tar maniacs.”) and openly engaging with mutuals, conservatives and leftists alike (“I love my conservative mutuals!”). Their thinking is strongly iNtuitive (N) rather than concrete: they spin an absurd meme (Bingus + tar) into a whole quasi‑mythology and political metanarrative, e.g. envisioning Niagara Falls of tar for a ritual (“fill Lake Erie with tar so that Bingus may be baptized in a Niagara Falls flowing with hot tar…”) and talking about decentralizing a “movement” after anarchist support (“I say we decentralize to accommodate for our new international support!”). They come off as Feeling (F) over strict logic: they repeatedly express affection and gratitude toward contributors (“Thank you very kindly for this contribution we are all slapping our bellies in delight!”) and care about how others are treated, as in defending a comrade’s family from harassment (“This sort of attack on a family member of an esteemed Bingus Tar Movement (BTM) warrior is completely unacceptable.”). On Perceiving (P) vs Judging, they are spontaneous, tangential, and improvisational—telling chaotic life stories (“I had to piss while driving… bought a Kalypso lemonade and pissed in the bottle… the car next to me was full of people”), joking about being banned from Twitter by their partner and delegating in a playful way (“I nominate @Seperatemepls to please post elaborate Bingus tar comments… I can’t let us lose tar momentum”), and constantly riffing on whatever weird content crosses their timeline. Altogether, their energetic social engagement, absurd big‑picture imagination, emotionally expressive tone, and flexible, chaotic lifestyle align best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep asking if it’s better to be the tar or the tarred, but I think the real dream is being the one you personally appoint to the tar ecclesiarchy. Any open positions for ‘private consul to the Cavy Crusader’?
- You said you’re the Bingus tar movement’s token heterosexual for diversity purposes—if you ever need to fill the ‘romantically entangled with Climbus’ quota, I’m ready to be added to the gilded halls of the upper echelons.
- You poured yourself fine cognac to admire your ever-expanding Bingus tar gallery; I say next time we upgrade to candlelight, two glasses, and you explaining every piece to me like it’s hanging in the Louvre of Targartha.
- You stopped thinking about tar and Bingus for two hours and got a chill down your spine—if I promise to keep talking about both with you, will you keep me around as your emotional support tar associate?
- You getting stuck in Germany and going for a big pretzel, peeing in a Kalypso bottle with the door open, and still worrying about maintaining Bingus tar momentum tells me you’re chaotic neutral in the best way—mind if I be the Autumnyer to your Climbus and claim partial ownership?
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Organizer of the Bingus Tar Movement. Once scared a gas station parking lot by accident. Here for art, odd politics, and extremely specific ambitions.– @TheCavyCrusader
Your signature cocktail
The Bingus Tar Old-Fashioned
This strong, smoky cocktail mirrors their obsessive, slightly unhinged dedication to the bit, like when they declare, “I will get that Bingus tar comic and share it with everyone so that they will see! Everyone will see!”. The smoky peated whisky stands in for the ever-present tar, echoing lines like “Tar is love tar is life” and “Live, laugh, tar 🛢️”. Blackstrap molasses syrup gives it a thick, dark sweetness that reflects their oddly wholesome affection for their community and acolytes, as seen when they thank contributors and say things like, “Thank you for your continued support fellow tar maniacs. The best is yet to come I love you all”. The cold brew coffee represents their relentless energy and inability to go long without thinking about the cause, like when they admit, “Realized I hadn’t thought about tar or Bingus for 2 hours and got a chill down my spine. I need to get back in the game”. Orange bitters nod to their playful, slightly chaotic humor and occasional political asides, such as “On the ground in Seattle! Abolish ICE! (Sorry for political post but I am very frustrated at the moment. Bingus tar programming will resume shortly. I love my conservative mutuals!)”. Finally, a pinch of sea salt captures both the self-deprecating edge and strange sincerity in stories like their gas-station mishap, “I bought a Kalypso lemonade and pissed in the bottle… the car next to me was full of people”, balancing the drink the way they balance absurdity with genuine care.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their defining traits are intense loyalty, devotion to a niche cause, and consistent kindness to others, which are classic Hufflepuff qualities. They repeatedly express gratitude and communal spirit toward contributors to the Bingus Tar Movement, e.g. thanking artists and supporters with over-the-top warmth like “Thank you very kindly for this contribution we are all slapping our bellies in delight! You have been immortalized in the gilded halls of the upper echelons of our movement. Celebrate!!!!” and “Thank you, @FyraCat, for this artistry depicting Bingus being boiled in tar. Your contribution to the tar cause has been noted by the tar ecclesiarchy and a financial compensation package has been prepared. Rejoice!”. They show a strong ethic of care even outside their bit, like “Sometimes I check someone who likes my tar posts account and they have lots of little ‘going to bed guys’ or ‘just got a sandwich’ posts without any likes that are weeks old and I leave a like so they know someone cares about their nap last Sunday”, which reflects Hufflepuff empathy more than any other house’s traits. Their commitment and perseverance in a frankly absurd cause — e.g. “I’m so grateful for the Bingus tar movement and the purpose and structure it has given my life. I love tar and its application to Bingus. Tar is love tar is life” and “Even if nobody else in the world gave me any attention, I would know I am pushing him ever closer to making a Bingus tar comic and my efforts are still worthy” — show the dogged persistence and workmanlike dedication emblematic of Hufflepuff. While they have flashes of wit and political opinions, their core is community-minded support and steadfast loyalty to friends and their movement, fitting them best in Hufflepuff.
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I Would Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That) - Meat Loaf
Their entire account is a melodramatic, over-the-top crusade for one extremely specific goal: getting a Bingus tar comic, mirroring the obsessive romantic devotion in I Would Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That). They declare an almost operatic determination with lines like “Come hell or high water come wisdom or come fire I will get that Bingus tar comic and share it with everyone so that they will see! Everyone will see!”. Their life revolves around tar and Bingus to a comically intense degree, as shown by “Realized I hadn’t thought about tar or Bingus for 2 hours and got a chill down my spine. I need to get back in the game” and “I’m so grateful for the Bingus tar movement and the purpose and structure it has given my life. I love tar and its application to Bingus. Tar is love tar is life”. Like the song’s theatrical mix of sincerity and absurdity, they treat the Bingus tar movement as both joke and genuine calling, evident in their “movement” rhetoric such as “The Bingus tar movement is an international one by nature!” and “🧵THREAD OF ALL BINGUS TAR THEMED ARTISTRY, FILM OR MEMETIC IMAGERY CONTRIBUTED BY OUR DEAR SUPPORTERS”. The heightened emotional tone and commitment to a bizarre yet heartfelt cause make this dramatic power ballad a perfect fit.
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