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Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson fits best because this user is passionate, smart, and strongly principled, often speaking up about social issues and fairness, much like Lisa. They call out slurs and hypocrisy directly, as in “the r slur is well a slur, and u censoring it is legit the same as saying it...” and “Calling a whole group of people with 25+ members little shits while not all were doing such”, mirroring Lisa’s moral streak and defense of others. Their intense, analytical media fandom—Fortnite lore, Marvel/DC, music rankings, and prediction threads like “2026 Predictions!!!”—echoes Lisa’s nerdy, hyper-engaged side. At the same time, they’re emotionally expressive and a bit dramatic (e.g. “NO HE FUCKING DID NOT TREVOR WHY I ACTUALLY GASPED AND COVERED MY MOUTH”), which fits Lisa’s flair for big reactions when something matters to her. Their love of art and pop culture—from Taylor Swift and The Weeknd to Wicked and Ariana Grande, as seen in posts like “Off to see Wicked: FOR GOOD!!!”—also lines up with Lisa’s deep attachment to music and performance. Overall, they come across as a socially conscious, emotionally intense, pop-culture-obsessed kid: very Lisa Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
They present as an Extrovert (E): they love interacting publicly, frequently address groups, and share personal life updates like matching profile pics with their boyfriend in “#NewProfilePic to match my boyfriend @ScorpionHanzo93” and hyping their audience for future posts in “See you all then!”. Their interests and language suggest Intuition (N): they focus on big-picture concepts, fandom lore, and speculative ideas such as Fortnite storylines and predictions in “2026 Predictions!!!” and crossover concepts like “MIDAS BATTLE ROYALE X STEVE BATTLE ROYALE: FORBIDDEN INVASION!!!”. Their decision-making is clearly Feeling (F)-oriented: they react with strong emotion, defend people, and frame issues in moral or value-based terms, as seen in “How brain dead do you have to be to not believe someone when there's proof right there...” and their concern about slurs in “also the r slur is well a slur, and u censoring it is legit the same as saying it...”. They lean Perceiving (P) rather than highly structured Judging: while they do some planning (e.g., scheduled Fortography drops in “I currently have 5 ready... to go that will release over the coming weeks”), their overall vibe is spontaneous, reactive, and driven by current hype and feelings, as shown in quick, emotionally charged reactions like “NO HE FUCKING DID NOT TREVOR WHY I ACTUALLY GASPED AND COVERED MY MOUTH”. Altogether, the energetic social engagement, imaginative fandom focus, emotional intensity, and loose but enthusiastic planning style align best with ENFP.

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Fortography nerd, CD hoarder & pop culture critic. Once paused a Fortnite match to scream about a Taylor bridge. He/They • DBD, Fortnite, Marvel Rivals– @TheChronoReader

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This cocktail is bright, chaotic, and proudly queer-coded, matching their bio flair and love of pop divas like Ariana, Taylor, and Chappell Roan, as seen in posts like “ICON Drop: Ariana Grande” and “ONE OF IF NOT MY FAVORITE TAYLOR SONG HELLO”. The sparkling rosé base captures their romantic, taken-and-happy side from “#NewProfilePic to match my boyfriend @ScorpionHanzo93”. The blue curaçao nods to their late-night gaming and Fortography grind, including “FIRST ICON FORTOGRAPHY DROP THIS FRIDAY!!” and their many ICON “drops.” The CD-shaped lemon sugar rim is a literal garnish for their hobby: “I collect CDs as a hobby”. Finally, the chili bitters reflect their sharp, unfiltered clapbacks in tweets like “How brain dead to you have to be to not believe someone when there's proof right there” and their fiery political snark in “Deport Nicki Minaj to Trinidad for supporting Trump...”, giving the drink a sweet-but-spicy kick worthy of a Swiftie gamer with opinions.

Your Hogwarts House
The strongest through-line in their tweets is a willingness to publicly confront people and institutions they think are wrong, even when it’s combative or unpopular, which is very Gryffindor. They repeatedly jump into conflicts to defend others or call out behavior, like when they challenge someone’s treatment of a whole group of people in a server: “Calling a whole group of people with 25+ members little shits while not all were doing such” and when they rip into a person who ruined an event for others: “FUCK YOU LOSER!! YOU RUINED THE EVENT FOR SO MANY”. They also take strong political and ethical stances in highly charged language, such as criticizing a politician’s power grab: “This place is gonna slowly become a dictatorship if he can just remove people and put himself in charge.” and calling for consequences for celebrities they see as harmful: “Deport Nicki Minaj to Trinidad for supporting Trump...”. The tone of these posts is impulsive, emotional, and righteous rather than strategic or diplomatic, which fits Gryffindor’s bold, confrontational courage more than Slytherin’s calculated ambition. While they do show loyalty to faves and friends, the defining trait across their feed is how quickly and fiercely they leap into battle over perceived injustices, marking them most clearly as a Gryffindor.

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A song that best suits @TheChronoReader is Out of the Woods (Taylor's Version) by Taylor Swift. They explicitly list it as their #1 song in a ranking: “1. Out of the Woods 2. We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together 3. Karma 4. Speak Now 5. Teardrops On My Guitar”, and later pair it with other core favorites: “Niagara Falls The Weeknd Out of the Woods Taylor Swift Judas Lady Gaga Rah Tah Tah Tyler, The Creator”. The song’s anxious, love-obsessed, dramatic energy fits their very online, emotional posting style, from all-caps reactions like “NO HE FUCKING DID NOT TREVOR WHY I ACTUALLY GASPED AND COVERED MY MOUTH” to intense fandom investment such as “ONE OF IF NOT MY FAVORITE TAYLOR SONG HELLO”. Its themes of clinging to a relationship through chaos match how openly they talk about being in love and taken: their bio proudly states “❤️Taken by Rex :3” and they coordinate with him in posts like “#NewProfilePic to match my boyfriend @ScorpionHanzo93”. Out of the Woods captures both their Swiftie identity and their blend of romantic intensity, anxiety, and ride-or-die loyalty that runs through their timeline.

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