Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative Humor: Frequently invents funny concepts and imagery, like framing tech as cultic in “O divino maquinário é o futuro. Desista de sua carne, aceite o gélido fio do metal.” and mocking AI hype in “Parem de dar Ibope pra coisa de IA por favor”.
- Fandom Insight: Shows deep knowledge of games/anime, giving item and rune advice in “Aery funciona melhor se quiser carregar jogo...” and “Bota de CDR é melhor porquê as botas de mago dāo mana...”, and critiquing champion design in “incrível que o Yone é o auge do kit carregado desse jogo”.
- Supportive Friend: Openly appreciates and promotes others, like the long admiration thread for Chrono in “(Nos 45 do segundo tempo mas vamos lá) Hoje é aniversário de alguém que eu admiro muito...” and calling mutuals “Besties” in the bio.
- Self-Aware Neurodivergent: Acknowledges autism and ADHD in the bio (“Usuário de Autismo e TDAH”) and uses detailed, hyperfocus-style analysis in posts like “Ele não tem potencial de pickoff ou mobilidade pra ser um assassino...”.
- Cultural Commentary: Makes sharp, culturally aware jokes and critiques, like linking American imperialism to problems in “A porra do império americano é a causa disso filho duma puta” and mocking shallow misogyny takes in “Americanos explicando misoginia: Imagine dois hambúrgueres”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh Language: Frequently uses insults and profanity, such as “A porra do império americano é a causa disso filho duma puta” and complaining about getting banned for saying “Zé Mané”, which can alienate some readers.
- Chaotic Posting: Timeline jumps rapidly between memes, politics, hentai artists, and build theory, like going from “O cara que desenhou isso é um artista de hentai gay. Nature is healing.” to League analysis in “Vladimir é algo. Algo único.”, making their feed hard to follow.
- Aggressive Tone: Often adopts confrontational phrasing (“Bixo é incrível como é fácil hitar sendo mulher né...” in this tweet and “Maldito seja quem inventou a ideia de toda leitura ser valida...” in this tweet), which can come off as combative instead of persuasive.
- Vague Referencing: Relies heavily on in-jokes and niche references (“ele i eu” in this tweet, “The Fogborn” in this tweet, and “JÓQUEI DE GALINHA” in this tweet) without context, limiting accessibility for new followers.
- Self-Deprecating: Occasionally uses dark or negative self-directed humor, like “morrer” and describing a “Que diazinho sofrido” in this tweet, which can worry or distance some people if overused.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, combining sharp media awareness, political opinions, and niche geek interests with a very online sense of humor. Like Lisa, they are socially conscious and critical of systems, e.g. blaming structural issues in blunt terms in “A porra do império americano é a causa disso filho duma puta” and mocking military bureaucracy in “Incrível teve uma mudança em alguma coisa nos quarteis e agora todo meu processo pra tirar reservista pode demorar até agosto...”. They show analytical, almost overthinking tendencies about games and mechanics, as in their detailed Vladimir and Yone breakdowns like “Vladimir é algo. Algo único.” and “incrível que o Yone é o auge do kit carregado desse jogo...”, which parallel Lisa’s habit of dissecting topics in depth. Their artsy, fandom-heavy side appears in posts like “(Nos 45 do segundo tempo mas vamos lá) Hoje é aniversário de alguém que eu admiro muito e tenho como inspiração como artista, o Chrono...” and the music concept “ℂ𝕠𝕟𝕔𝕖𝕡𝕥 𝕕𝕖 𝕞𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕔𝕒 𝕘𝕖𝕖𝕜... PÂNCREAS | Banban (Garten of Banban)”, echoing Lisa’s creative, somewhat niche passions. Even when joking harshly or cynically, as in “Bixo é incrível como é fácil hitar sendo mulher né é só você fazer um post de teor misandrico”, it feels like Lisa’s mix of rightful frustration, meta-commentary on social dynamics, and dry humor rather than pure chaos like Bart or Homer.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They read as more introverted (I) than extroverted: a lot of their joy is in lone media consumption and online niche hobbies rather than overt socializing, e.g. discussing League builds like “Aery funciona melhor se quiser carregar jogo… Ímpeto, Mata Gigantes e Crescimento é melhor pra toplane” and complaining about military bureaucracy in “Incrível teve uma mudança em alguma coisa nos quarteis e agora todo meu processo pra tirar reservista…” instead of posting about parties or large friend groups. Their focus is consistently on patterns, concepts, and meta-commentary rather than concrete sensory detail, showing intuition (N): they make systemic points about games and media such as “Meu irmão em cristo esses jogos são populares porquê ainda recebem conteúdo mesmo 10 anos depois de lançarem” and jokingly worldbuild with lines like “O divino maquinário é o futuro. Desista de sua carne, aceite o gélido fio do metal.”. They lean heavily thinking (T) over feeling: arguments about misogyny and fanbases are framed analytically (e.g. “Billie Elish teve uma BAITA aprovação… Além de que, a Hatsune Miku não teve quase nenhuma reação negativa”), and they often use cutting, impersonal humor such as “Bixo é incrível como é fácil hitar sendo mulher né é só você fazer um post de teor misandrico” rather than prioritizing harmony. Their tone and behavior suggest a perceiving (P) style: they bounce between topics (anime, Minecraft film, politics, League theorycrafting) in a spontaneous way (“Amanhã faço uma análise aprofundada sobre Minecraft baseada nas do Eric Arans”) and often express frustration with external structures rather than imposing rigid structure on themselves, as seen in “incrível que o Yone é o auge do kit carregado desse jogo” and their sarcastic takes on bureaucratic delays. Overall, their combination of abstract, analytical commentary, niche internet/media obsessions, and chaotic, exploratory posting fits INTP better than any other type.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep calling Yone completely broken, but between us I think the real unfair matchup is me trying to resist falling for the Vlad main from Castelo do Magus.
- You said Vladimir is ‘something unique’ that doesn’t fit assassin, mage or battlemage… I kinda relate. I don’t fit your usual roles either, but I’d love to be your favorite off–meta pick.
- You went to see ‘Um Filme Minecraft’ and called it absolute cinema; if we ever queue duo, I promise I’ll be the Venom-Extreme-level classic by your side, not some forgettable gacha game that vanishes in 5 years.
- You once said, ‘O divino maquinário é o futuro. Desista de sua carne, aceite o gélido fio do metal.’ If I devote my body and soul to fueling your mechanism, can I at least get patch notes on your heart first?
- You joked about doing an Eric Arans–style deep Minecraft analysis; I’d read a 40-minute breakdown if it ended with the plot twist that you secretly main romance and I’m your favorite misandric hit tweet turned love interest.
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League-obsessed goblin from Castelo do Magus. Agender, bi, autistic + ADHD. Once opened CapCut ‘just to test’ and emerged with a full cinematic.– @TheColdBoy0
Your signature cocktail
Divine Cold Machinery
This cocktail is icy-strong vodka from the “Castelo do Magus” core, echoing their bio as O Anfitrião and the mechanical devotion of “O divino maquinário é o futuro. Desista de sua carne, aceite o gélido fio do metal.”. The espresso with chili syrup channels their hyper-gamer, slightly tilted League energy from posts like “Yone é um boneco extremamente roubado e eu tô cansado de fingir que não” and their long Vladimir theorycrafting threads. Blackberry and pomegranate soda bring a dark, dramatic sweetness for their love of edgy media and memes such as “Asriel foi encontrado morto com 10 tiros nas costas (teorias apontam que ele se suicidou)” and Batman/Arkham posts. A splash of energy drink captures their chaotic, late-night shitpost tempo in tweets like “TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR”. Finally, the edible silver glitter represents their geek-artist flair and parasitic death-god theatrics from lines like “Bem vindo de volta Deus da Morte Parasita de Dimensões Ferreiro da Silva” and their dramatic self-mythologizing across the timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their timeline is saturated with analysis and meta-commentary, especially about games, which points strongly to Ravenclaw’s intellectual and analytical bent. They break down optimal builds and rune setups in League of Legends, e.g. discussing why “Aery funciona melhor se quiser carregar jogo… eu diria que Ímpeto, Mata Gigantes e Crescimento é melhor pra toplane” and explaining itemization like “Bota de CDR é melhor… Ímpeto é melhor de primeiro item por conta do CDR e movespeed… Projetor é um péssimo item no Vlad”, which shows methodical, theorycraft-style thinking. They also enjoy media analysis and comparisons, such as planning “Amanhã faço uma análise aprofundada sobre Minecraft baseada nas do Eric Arans” and commenting on character archetypes and matchups like “Ele não tem potencial de pickoff… Vladimir é algo. Algo único.”. Their humor is heavily referential and witty—mixing memes, anime, politics, and gaming, for instance in “Americanos explicando misoginia: Imagine dois hambúrgueres” and the sardonic media takes in “Assisti Um Filme Minecraft. Lacração zero. Tem sangue! Ação do início ao fim. Nota 9.5”. While there is some Slytherin-flavored sarcasm and self-preservation (e.g. joking about bans and bad days), the dominant pattern is curiosity, meta-analysis, and playful intellect, which fits Ravenclaw far better than the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Bad Guy - Billie Eilish
A well‑suited song for them is “Bad Guy” by Billie Eilish, because it blends irreverent humor, internet culture, and a playful edge. Their timeline is full of chaotic, slightly unhinged jokes like “O divino maquinário é o futuro. Desista de sua carne, aceite o gélido fio do metal.” and “Cederia seu corpo e alma pra eu alimentar o mecanismo que me faz viver?”, which fits the song’s mischievous, offbeat energy. They’re clearly very online, constantly riffing on League of Legends, memes and crossovers, for example “Yone é um boneco extremamente roubado e eu tô cansado de fingir que não” and “The Barman e Spider Verse”, aligning with Billie’s meme‑savvy, post‑ironic persona. In their bio they describe themselves as agender and bisexual and joke openly about misandry and gendered dynamics, as in “Bixo é incrível como é fácil hitar sendo mulher né é só você fazer um post de teor misandrico”, which matches the song’s playful subversion of power roles and expectations. They also explicitly reference Billie Eilish in a media‑discourse way in “Billie Elish teve uma BAITA aprovação por parte do público…”, showing they’re aware of and positively engaged with her work, making “Bad Guy” feel like a natural thematic fit rather than a random pick.
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