Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Cinematic Appreciation: Maintains a curated Top 10 Movies list and advocates for better director pairings for actors.
- Direct Communicator: Expresses opinions without ambiguity, whether praising a “Good finale” or critiquing a game's development.
- Local Loyalty: Deeply invested in Dallas sports culture, feeling genuine pain when favorite athletes leave the city.
- Critical Thinker: Analyzes writing quality and plot holes in television series rather than just accepting content passively.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive Language: Frequently resorts to profanity and hostile phrasing when frustrated with sports management.
- Emotional Volatility: Displays extreme reactions to media, describing a post-credit scene as “holy mother of god” and roster changes as tragedy.
- Hyperbolic Negativity: Often uses extreme labels, calling writers “retards” or describing media as “pure fucking slop.”
- Impatient Expectations: Dismisses entire television seasons quickly, labeling episodes as “complete ass” before the narrative concludes.
- Dismissive Attitude: Quick to mock others' opinions, such as calling out a user for “spewing bullshit” despite their following.
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy
Like Jeff Albertson, @TheConnorVii is a hyper-critical superfan who spends his time rating media as either "peak" or "slop." He frequently expresses disdain for modern franchise directions, lamenting, “What happened to the franchise I love bro” and dismissing high-budget sequels as “just mid”. His pedantic nature is evident when he critiques technical errors, asking “How does Reggie Miller still have a job” because he mispronounces words. Ultimately, his bio Good Films Make Life Better mirrors the Comic Book Guy’s elitist devotion to pop culture, especially when he declares certain writers “the biggest retards of all time” for leaving plot holes.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESTP
@TheConnorVii exhibits the traits of an ESTP through a focus on immediate, high-energy reactions to sports and media. As an Extrovert, he engages loudly with public trends and communal viewing, exclaiming “WWE CRAZY AS FUCK LMAOOOOOOOOOO”. His Sensing side is evident in his preference for tangible quality and entertainment value over abstract themes, seen when he critiques a game for “missing so many things that make Skate what it is”. He leans heavily into Thinking with blunt, unfiltered, and often harsh logical assessments of performance, such as stating “AD FUCKING SUCKS” or calling creators “the biggest retards of all time” for leaving plot holes. Finally, his Perceiving nature is shown through spontaneous, reactionary tweeting based on whatever is currently on his screen, exemplified by his live reaction to a baseball game: “Watched the ending of this game during a Bugonia screening lol. Legit insanity bro.”
Some pickup lines for you
- I promise I’m more consistent than a Taylor Sheridan show—I'll give you a full season of 'good as fuck' without the filler episodes.
- Are you a screening of Bugonia? Because even if the World Series is going to game 7, I wouldn’t be able to take my eyes off you.
- Forget the Duffer brothers and their plot holes; I’m just looking for a plot twist where you and I make it out of the group chat.
- I know you think the NBA before the 70s was a joke, but my feelings for you are one thing I’m deadass serious about.
- You said 'Good Films Make Life Better,' so how about we skip the 'mid' sequels and go straight to making our own masterpiece?
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Dallas local with a passion for cinema and Mavs basketball. Catch me debating 2025's best films or recovering from a bad World Series. Movies over everything.– @TheConnorVii
Your signature cocktail
The Lone Star Critic
This drink packs a punch with high-proof Bourbon, reflecting a personality that isn't afraid to scream “BRO OH MY FUCKING GOD HOLY SHIT” when the mood strikes. The dark bitters represent his frequent frustration with 'slop' and 'mid' sequels, specifically when he notes “Stranger Things volume 2 was such a let down”. The sour lime mirrors his stinging critiques of local sports management, like when he declares “Nico What have you done” regarding the Mavs. Finally, a touch of gold leaf honors his deep appreciation for cinema, as seen in his list of the year's best films where he claims “Good Films Make Life Better”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
@TheConnorVii exhibits the classic Gryffindor traits of boldness and unfiltered impulsivity, often using strong language to express his passionate convictions. He displays a fierce protective loyalty toward his interests, once threatening, “If he goes to NY or LA the MLB will no longer be a thing. I will put an end to it all,” showcasing a flair for dramatic, heroic-leaning hyperbole. His bluntness is evident when he confronts perceived injustices or poor quality, such as calling a creator a “DISGRACE TO THIS EARTH” or criticizing “woke” narrative shifts in Stranger Things. This tendency to speak his mind regardless of the backlash, combined with his high-energy reactions like “BRO OH MY FUCKING GOD HOLY SHIT,” aligns perfectly with the fiery and brave spirit of a Gryffindor.
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Life Is a Highway - Rascal Flatts
This song perfectly captures the high-energy, fast-paced, and often chaotic lifestyle of a Dallas sports fanatic who treats every game and movie release like a major life event. Connor experiences extreme emotional shifts, from the despair of seeing his favorite athletes leave “My two favorite Dallas athletes ever are just gone bro. Actually not even funny anymore.” to the adrenaline of a great game where he exclaims, “What a game bro holy fuck”. His bio, “Good Films Make Life Better,” mirrors the song's journey-focused theme, as he navigates a year he describes as “amazing year for movies”. Whether he is yelling about the NBA being back or criticizing a TV finale, he is clearly “on a generational run right now” through the ups and downs of modern pop culture.
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