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Like the cynical Jeff Albertson, this user possesses a bloated sense of intellectual superiority, explicitly stating, “I'm right about everything” and claiming “everybody else larps while I THINK”. He shares the character’s obsessive interest in niche media and “waifus,” admiting “I have this wonderful pillow with an anime girl on it” while simultaneously looking down on others for their interests. His habit of dismissing everyone as “POSERS” or “low IQ” mirrors the Simpsons icon's catchphrase, “Worst. Episode. Ever.” Finally, his isolationist lifestyle and declaration that “I'm going outside today” is treated as a rare, momentous event, perfectly capturing the shut-in energy of Springfield’s favorite elitist nerd.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user demonstrates Introversion through his 'opsec demon' persona and preference for his 'own very comfortable area' over social integration. His Intuition is evident in his focus on abstract systemic collapse and grand racial theories, claiming 'everybody else larps while I THINK'. A strong Thinking preference is shown by his blunt, often elitist dismissal of others' emotions, stating he is 'right about everything' and mocking 'low IQ' or 'emotional' arguments. Finally, his Judging trait appears in his rigid ideological demands and his desire to 'cause famines' as a calculated means to achieve a specific societal result.

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Passionate about history and digital security. Once spent a whole weekend trying to bake the perfect loaf of sourdough—it didn't go well! Always up for a debate.– @TheCoolYoungMan

Your signature cocktail
This drink starts with a base of “milk chocolate.. It's GREAT..” to reflect his self-proclaimed status as a “kind young man”, but quickly turns bitter with Absinthe to match his disdain for “philosemites” and “POSERS.” The garnish is roughly sliced because, as he says, “now give the second one a machete..”, representing his edge and interest in “destabilization.” Finally, a gold flake represents his obsession with “imaginary numbers” and his belief that he is “one of the only real people on twitter.”

Your Hogwarts House
The user exhibits a classic Slytherin mix of extreme elitism and self-preservation, explicitly branding himself as the “opsec demon” and prioritizing his own safety in his “own very comfortable area” over the 'larping' of others. His ambition is rooted in a belief in his inherent superiority, claiming “everybody else larps while I THINK” and declaring himself “one of the only real people on twitter”. This focus on hierarchy, internal power dynamics, and a cunning distain for those he deems “useless soulless cattle” aligns perfectly with the darker, more exclusionary traits of the House of Black and Malfoy.

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The user exhibits a profound sense of self-importance and a detachment from reality, claiming “I'm right about everything” while simultaneously expressing deep-seated paranoia about surveillance and 'globalists.' Their frequent mentions of anime girls and a self-described 'comfortable' lifestyle—sleeping with an “anime girl pillow”—contrasts sharply with their violent rhetoric regarding a “coming war”. They oscillate between a delusional 'kindness' and extreme misanthropy, much like a character trapped in a cycle of jealousy and projection. Ultimately, their preoccupation with being “the only real person on twitter” reflects a desperate, 'bright-side' attempt to frame their isolation as intellectual superiority.

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