Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses absurd, self-deprecating jokes like “as vezes você só precisa tomar uma mistura de antibiótico com suco de laranja e olhar diretamente para o sol” to create a playful tone.
- Self-aware: Bio openly lists many identities and quirks, and tweets like “gente sou eu” show comfort joking about themselves.
- Loyal: Defends artists passionately in “nao é como se ele precisasse dessa votação pra provar que ele é o melhor”, showing strong support for those they like.
- Playfully-bold: Speaks in a very direct, uninhibited way, like “cade a porra do album que a porra do top disse que ia sair soon caralho”.
- Socially-engaged: Frequently quotes others, interacts with friends, and promotes their secondary account in “me sigam na minha secundária AGORA @tiiikiiitaka”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive-language: Frequent intense wording and swearing like “MENOS A MELISSA E SEU CUUUUUUUU ENTREI” can come across as impulsive or harsh.
- Aggressive-joking: Threat-style humor such as “vou acabar com a vida da liz” may be misread by people who don’t know the context.
- Overexposed-personal: Mentions bodily or intimate details like “eu ainda tenho a marca da mordida”, which can reduce privacy or make others uncomfortable.
- Negativity-leaning: Tweets like “me taquem num buraco” and “meus pesames” responses show a tendency to lean into bleak humor or pessimism.
- Chaotic-communication: Inside jokes and fragmented comments like “ESSI PE ESSI” can be confusing for anyone outside the close circle.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: irreverent, chaotic, and funny in a very impulsive way. They have a mischievous, slightly menacing sense of humor, like when they say they will “vou acabar com a vida da liz”, which fits Bart’s dramatic but ultimately playful threats. Their chaotic, over-the-top reactions, such as “cade a porra do album que a porra do top disse que ia sair soon caralho”, mirror Bart’s habit of loudly complaining and stirring trouble. The mix of self-deprecation and absurdity in tweets like “me taquem num buraco” and the story about the mendiga “sou eu, a mendiga! me dá 1 real?” shows someone who lives in comedy and chaos, just like Bart. Even their proud, hyper-specific bio and dramatic fandom takes, such as “nao é como se ele precisasse dessa votação pra provar que ele é o melhor”, echo Bart’s loud, ride-or-die loyalty and flair for exaggeration.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They come across as an Extrovert (E): they loudly insert themselves into drama and social situations, e.g. “MENOS A MELISSA E SEU CUUUUUUUU ENTREI”, and openly share chaotic personal stories like “lembrando do dia q a mendiga tapou meus olhos por trás…”, showing comfort with attention and interaction. Their humor and commentary are more about impressions and possibilities than concrete step‑by‑step details, pointing to Intuition (N); for instance, “as vezes você só precisa tomar uma mistura de antibiótico com suco de laranja e olhar diretamente para o sol” is exaggerated, metaphorical, and not meant as practical advice. They seem guided by values and emotional reactions over cold logic, characteristic of Feeling (F), as when they defend a favorite artist with subjective intensity in “nao é como se ele precisasse dessa votação pra provar que ele é o melhor…” and complain about perceived favoritism rather than arguing with data. Their feed is highly spontaneous and chaotic, typical Perceiving (P)—they impulsively decide things like “vou acabar com a vida da liz” and randomly announce new projects such as “vou criar um acervo e vocês nunca imaginaram de quem”, with no sense of structure or planning. Overall, the mix of loud social energy, playful and dramatic imagination, feelings‑driven takes, and go‑with‑the‑flow spontaneity aligns best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So you’re the “primeira vip bissexual assexual disléxica asmática aracnofóbica canhota com franja e cabelo colorido do mundo”… if I survive that whole title in one breath, do I unlock a date or just honorary VIP status in your DMs?
- You said sometimes all you need is an antibiotic cocktail, orange juice, and staring directly at the sun — I’m just saying, if you ever wanna add “staring directly at someone who’s absurdly into you” to that routine, I’m available.
- You still have the mark from that bite… if you ever want to replace questionable dental choices with someone who actually knows how to treat you gently (and ask first), I can submit my application.
- You defending the ‘literal rei do kpop’ in that voting tweet was intense — I need someone who’ll fight for me with the same energy you drag those favoritism stans with.
- Homem que pensa demais vira poeta e morre virgem, né? Good thing I’m not a man, not a poet, and absolutely prepared to prove that particular prophecy wrong with you.
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Australian chaos curator. Once misread the universe, mixed antibiotics with orange juice & stared at the sun — survived to live-tweet the sequel.– @theeminemeli
Your signature cocktail
Bloody Franja Meltdown
The Blood orange gin nods to mel’s icon and username vibe, a dramatic twist that pairs with the chaotic caps-lock energy of “MENOS A MELISSA E SEU CUUUUUUUU ENTREI”. Rainbow sherbet liqueur represents her colorful hair and offbeat VIP identity from the bio, plus the playful threat in “vou acabar com a vida da liz”. A hit of smoked chili syrup captures the unfiltered, spicy opinions like “eu tenho direito ora falar que ele nunca gostou daquela porra”. The sparkling guava soda keeps it light and fizzy, matching the absurdist storytelling of “lembrando do dia q a mendiga tapou meus olhos...”. Finally, the lime wedge with edible glitter mirrors her dramatic flair and self-aware humor in “as vezes você só precisa tomar uma mistura de antibiótico com suco de laranja e olhar diretamente para o sol”, making it dangerously bright, a little wrong, and weirdly iconic.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Mel’s humor and attitude lean heavily toward Slytherin’s sharp, provocative edge. The gleefully threatening tone in tweets like “vou acabar com a vida da liz” and the dramatic flair of “MENOS A MELISSA E SEU CUUUUUUUU ENTREI” show someone who likes to dominate the narrative and isn’t shy about making a scene. There’s also a sense of calculated pettiness and social gamesmanship in “vou criar um acervo e vocês nunca imaginaram de quem” and “eu tenho direito ora falar que ele nunca gostou daquela porra”, suggesting a person who carefully watches dynamics and uses information pointedly. Even when joking, they frame things in terms of winners and losers, like the complaint about rankings in “qualquer um que ficou acima do literal rei do kpop foi por puro favoritismo”, which reflects Slytherin’s sensitivity to status, hierarchy, and perceived injustice toward those they deem superior. Overall, the blend of biting wit, aggressiveness in defense of their opinions, and comfort with slightly menacing humor fits Slytherin far more than the other houses.
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Your song
bad guy - Billie Eilish
The song bad guy fits mel’s chaotic, irreverent, and darkly humorous vibe. Their bio already frames them as a uniquely self-aware misfit, calling themself the “primeira vip bissexual assexual disléxica asmática aracnofóbica canhota com franja e cabelo colorido do mundo,” which parallels the song’s tongue‑in‑cheek embrace of being the “bad” or strange one. Tweets like “vou acabar com a vida da liz” and “eu tenho direito ora falar que ele nunca gostou daquela porra” show a bold, confrontational humor that matches the song’s sly menace. Their dramatic reactions — for example “me taquem num buraco” and “cade a porra do album que a porra do top disse que ia sair soon caralho” — echo the exaggerated attitude in the lyrics. Even their storytime chaos in “lembrando do dia q a mendiga tapou meus olhos…” has the offbeat, slightly unhinged energy that bad guy thrives on.
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