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The user describes himself as 'Delinquent, track star, hung, Phantom Thief… what else could you need?' which directly mirrors Bart Simpson’s reputation as a mischievous, rebellious troublemaker who also has a secret superhero alter‑ego (Bartman) that 'steals' the spotlight. The tweets are filled with crude, domineering sexual fantasies such as 'I’m horny. Who wants to be my cocksleeve?' and threats like 'I’d slit her throat if she tried to leave,' echoing Bart’s often callous, unfiltered humor and his willingness to bully or intimidate peers. Bart’s love of chaos and pranks, exemplified in lines like 'Don’t ask questions and start eating,' showcases a similar desire to control and dominate the situation, much like the user’s repeated insistence on 'forcing' partners. The user’s bragging about physical prowess ('Delinquent… hung') aligns with Bart’s occasional displays of athleticism on the school track team and his confidence in his own abilities. Overall, Bart Simpson’s blend of teenage rebellion, mischievous violence, and occasional lewd jokes makes him the closest match among the main Simpsons characters to the user’s self‑portrayed persona.

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The user’s constant public posting and calls for interaction (e.g., "I’m horny. Who wants to be my cocksleeve?") show an outward‑focused, extroverted style. Their tweets are packed with vivid, bodily details such as "He’s pounding away into her obedient guts in the backseat of his car, pumping cream into her fertile womb" indicating a sensorily‑grounded, Sensing preference. The language treats people as objects for personal gratification, e.g., "I love my girl so much I’d slit her throat if she tried to leave," reflecting a Thinking, logical‑if‑cold decision‑making. The account displays a chaotic, spur‑of‑the‑moment lifestyle, admitting "I’ll be busy for a while so there’s gonna be a lack on involvement for a couple days," which aligns with a Perceiving, flexible approach. Together these traits point to an ESTP personality type.

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Content creator & gamer. Accidentally ran a marathon chasing a cosplay photo. He/him, 21. Crafting stories & art.– @TheForRealRyuji

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This cocktail captures Ryuji’s raw, over‑the‑top aggression with a base of overproof rum, echoing his claim "Delinquent dick too big, I can’t find pants that fit 😔". The cold brew espresso adds the relentless energy of a track star, mirroring his gym‑obsessed tweet "Hitting the gym with @avioletslove ... forced this cock down". A smoky swirl of mezcal pays homage to his "Phantom Thief" persona, while the blood‑orange juice gives a bright, blood‑stained finish reminiscent of his "she looks even prettier all bloodied and bruised! 🥰" fantasies. Finally, a dash of habanero‑infused syrup delivers the fiery, violent edge he flaunts in lines like "I literally love my girl so much I’d slit her throat if she tried to leave". Together the drink is a chaotic, high‑octane mix that embodies his "Rough, broke as hell, hung delinquent" vibe.

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The user's bio and tweets emphasize dominance, ruthless control, and a desire for personal power, which aligns with Slytherin's ambition and cunning. For example, they tweet 'I literally love my girl so much I’d slit her throat if she tried to leave…' showing willingness to use extreme measures to maintain control. They also boast about enjoying violence, as in 'Everyone thinks he’s such a nice guy until his highschool sweetheart wife sets him off and gets herself beat… but she looks even prettier all bloodied and bruised!' which reflects a manipulative, power‑seeking mindset. Their self‑identification as a 'delinquent' and 'Phantom Thief' underscores a rebellious, scheming nature typical of Slytherins. While occasional bravado hints at daring, the core pattern of seeking dominance and personal advantage points to Slytherin.

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The bio declares “Delinquent, track star, hung, Phantom Thief… what else could you need?” which frames the user as a self‑styled outlaw. Their tweets repeatedly boast violent control, e.g., “I literally love my girl so much I’d slit her throat if she tried to leave,” and “her bitchass parents are in town… I can torch the apartment — in minecraft 🙄,” reinforcing a “bad guy” persona. The line “Everyone thinks he’s such a nice guy until his high‑school sweetheart wife sets him off and gets herself beat” mirrors the song’s contrast between a seemingly normal façade and a hidden menace. Billie Eilish’s chorus “I’m the bad guy” captures this duality of outward charm and underlying aggression perfectly.

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