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Your Simpsons character
The user constantly attacks authority and celebrates youth, as seen in their tweet "Raise up and deify youth. Destroy the liberal order of the elderly." This mirrors Bart Simpson's rebellious stance against adults and his love of pranks. Their self‑identification as a troll, e.g., "Griffith would be great at trolling and rage baiting people online if he was real," parallels Bart's habit of trolling teachers and parents. The user's disdain for “sheep” who follow the education system, "The ultimate irony being that these types of people are simply sheep that don’t think for themselves," reflects Bart's contempt for conformity. Overall, the combination of anti‑establishment provocation and youthful defiance best fits Bart Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user displays extraverted behavior by constantly posting provocative, attention‑grabbing tweets such as "Raise up and deify youth. Destroy the liberal order of the elderly" and "We wuz Minnesotanz and shit". Their focus on big‑picture, abstract concepts—philosophy, revolutionary nationalism, and strategic visions like "My ideal country…"—indicates an intuitive (N) mindset. The frequent use of logical, detached arguments (e.g., "There is no such thing as ‘rights’" and "The problem with Peter Singer's argument is that it assumes morality is real") points to a thinking (T) preference. Finally, the desire to impose order, create strict party lines, and plan societal structures (e.g., "We need a better method of retaining a strict party line" and "My ideal country…") reflects a judging (J) orientation. Together these traits align best with the ENTJ personality type.

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Bisexual philosophy enthusiast, history nerd, & meme curator. I once debated my cat about Nietzsche (it meowed 'purr').– @thefreespi65329

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The "Heil Youth Elixir" blends smoky mezcal with the green fire of absinthe, echoing the user's fascination with primal strength and Nietzschean philosophy, as they claim "Raise up and deify youth. Destroy the liberal order of the elderly. Say no to old ideas. Heil Youth." The blood orange adds a bright, rebellious hue reminiscent of their tweet "I think Mao might have been right about the Four Olds." Campari’s bitter red mirrors the user's admiration for fascist symbols and their line "The Mongolians have the right idea and soon we will see that more often in the West as well." while the dash of simple syrup softens the bitterness, reflecting their contradictory support for gay rights and crime as seen in "I support being gay and doing crime too." The cocktail is a chaotic, potent mix, just like their timeline of tweets that declare "Griffith would be great at trolling and rage baiting people online if he was real."

Your Hogwarts House
The user constantly emphasizes ambition, power and the desire to overthrow the existing order, which are core Slytherin traits. For example they tweet "Raise up and deify youth. Destroy the liberal order of the elderly. Say no to old ideas. Heil Youth." and "If there was a way to erase empathy from humanity we'd be all the better for it." They idolize authoritarian figures like Mussolini and D'Annunzio, showing a craving for dominance: "My 4 biggest role models" includes "Benito Mussolini" and "Gabriele D'Annunzio". Their disdain for moral constraints and liberal values – "There is no such thing as ‘rights’" – further aligns with the Slytherin focus on self‑preservation and cunning. Overall the profile reflects a ruthless, ambitious mindset typical of Slytherin.

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The Rolling Stones' "Sympathy for the Devil" matches TheFreeSpirit's self‑identification as an unapologetic villain and his fascination with historic violence. He writes "We’re evil… so what?" and glorifies figures like Mao and Mussolini, echoing the song’s line "I was there when the Nazis sang..." that celebrates the devil’s presence at major atrocities. The chorus "Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name" mirrors his self‑portrayal as a charismatic autocrat who enjoys being feared. His repeated calls to "deify youth" and "destroy the liberal order of the elderly" fit the devil’s delight in subverting moral norms. Overall, the song’s sardonic tone and historical references align with his tweets such as "I think Mao might have been right about the Four Olds" and "The fact that y’all are still coping SO HARD when he’s been dead for over a century…".

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