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Bart Simpson is the quintessential rebellious teen, constantly questioning authority and venting frustration with sarcasm, just like @TheGakpoGuy. The user’s angry football rants – "Sunderland came back in the Prem… How pathetic 🤣🤣🤣🤣" – and calls for managers to be sacked – "If we don’t sack Slot for Xabi, I give up with this club" – echo Bart’s love for defying the adult world. Their profanity‑laden, self‑deprecating humor (e.g., "I can't wait. Massive fan of the RE games…") mirrors Bart’s trademark "Eat my shorts" attitude. Like Bart’s obsession with skateboards, this user obsesses over games and gacha pulls, posting repeatedly about "Oguri Cap" and "Bourbon" while shouting "God bless". Even though they sprinkle references to faith ("God got me the 3rd copy"), the overall tone is mischievous and confrontational, fitting Bart’s personality best.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user's frequent, vivid, and immediate reactions such as "Goalkeeper of the season and I don't want to hear about no 'David Raya'" and "Sunderland came back in the Prem and immediately became the better club" show an Extraverted Sensing style. Their statements are heavily emotion‑driven, for example "God bless", "Gone too soon. Rest in peace, Ethan" and the moral condemnation "Most are gloryhunters since the Saudi takeover" indicating a Feeling preference. The impulsive, unstructured nature of the posts—like "I guess I'll go for Oguri Cap and then hope to get another ~20k until the end of February for Bourbon" and "I'm going to gamble my entire life away in Kitasan once I'm back home"—points to a Perceiving approach. Combining Extraversion, Sensing, Feeling, and Perceiving leads to an ESFP type.

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17‑year‑old Liverpool devotee, gacha collector, and occasional football analyst. Once prayed for a card and got a 3‑copy—miracle? #FaithAndGames– @TheGakpoGuy

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This cocktail, called the "Gakpo's Gospel", blends bold dark spiced rum with a splash of St‑Germain elderflower liqueur to echo his devotion as a "child of God ✝️" and his Liverpool passion. A swirl of fresh carrot juice represents his love for Umamusume and the endless chase for "carrats", as he wrote, "I guess I'll go for Oguri Cap and then hope to get another ~20k until the end of February for Bourbon." The touch of ginger beer adds the fiery edge found in his rant about football, like "Goalkeeper of the season and I don't want to hear about no 'David Raya'". Finally, a dash of espresso bitters mirrors his high‑energy, "MASSIVE 86 enjoyer" vibe and the late‑night gaming sessions he mentions, "I hate this update so much, they're desperately trying to turn Brawl Stars into a gatcha game".

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The user constantly sets grand, status‑driven goals, such as 'gm here's my standards for 2026: IQ 300+ (needs to hit 300+ IQ moments on Brawl Stars) Wants 105 children 7 digit weekly wage', which shows a strong ambition for power and wealth. They are willing to risk everything for rare rewards, as evident in 'About to gamble my entire life away jn Kitasan once I'm back home. Over 200 pulls' worth of carrats and a lvl 35 card.' Their blunt, strategic criticism of football management—'Slot should be sacked no matter what, but that doesn't mean I want my team to lose'—demonstrates cunning and a desire to influence outcomes. They also display daring confidence when calling out rivals, for example 'Sunderland came back in the Prem and immediately became the better club out of the two, so now the only thing Newcastle can celebrate this season is a player's injury. How pathetic 🤣🤣🤣🤣.' While they occasionally invoke faith, the prevailing pattern is a relentless pursuit of personal success and influence, aligning most closely with Slytherin values of ambition and resourcefulness.

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His tweet "About to gamble my entire life away jn Kitasan once I'm back home" shows he sees his daily decisions as a high‑stakes gamble, a core theme of Kenny Rogers' classic "The Gambler". He also declares "A child of God ✝️" and later "God got me the 3rd copy ❤️", reflecting a belief in fate and divine guidance that matches the song's line about knowing when to hold ’em and when to fold ’em. His excitement in "WINTER HOLIDAY IS HERE!!!!!! I'M FINALLY FREE FROM SCHOOL" and his confidence in "Goalkeeper of the season and I don't want to hear about no 'David Raya'" illustrate the bold, unapologetic attitude of a gambler who trusts his instincts. The repeated references to strategic choices—"I guess I'll go for Oguri Cap... or save up for Bourbon"— echo the lyric "You’ve got to know when to hold ’em, know when to fold ’em". Overall, the mix of risk‑taking, faith, and bravado makes "The Gambler" by Kenny Rogers a perfect musical match for his online persona.

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