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Your Simpsons character
GlassCoke's mix of passion, humor, and occasional frustration mirrors Homer Simpson's personality. His tweet, 'CONGRATULATIONS BEARS! YOU MANAGED TO CHOKE A 10 POINT GAME,' reflects Homer’s dramatic reactions to sports. Like Homer, he balances moments of wit (e.g., 'The Bucks are on some cocaine snorting episode') with heartfelt loyalty to his favorite teams. Both thrive on their emotional connection to the things they love, even if it leads to humorous outbursts.

Your MBTI personality Type
GlassCoke embodies the ENTP personality type: extroverted, intuitive, thinking, and perceiving. His extroversion shines in his frequent sports commentary and engagement with others, like 'Has your favorite sports team won the championship in your lifetime?' His intuition is evident in his predictions and analysis, such as 'Eagles Chiefs was the easiest and most obvious Super Bowl matchup to predict.' His thinking side is analytical, shown in 'Amount of losing seasons the Denver Broncos had from 1973 to 2016: 7.' Finally, his perceiving trait shows adaptability, as seen in his humorous and varied reactions to sports events.

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Sports fanatic | Predicting Super Bowls and roasting bad calls since forever | Analytical stats guy with a sarcastic streak | Once called the Falcons incompetent and never looked back | Discord survivor | DM for sports banter!– @theglasscoke

Your signature cocktail
The 'Touchdown' cocktail reflects GlassCoke’s bold and passionate personality. Whiskey symbolizes his fiery reactions, like 'CONGRATULATIONS BEARS!' Orange juice adds a refreshing twist, representing his moments of humor and wit. Bitters capture his occasional sarcasm, as seen in 'The Bucks are on some cocaine snorting episode.' Club soda lightens the mix, reflecting his lighter, humorous side. It’s a drink as dynamic as his tweets!

Your Hogwarts House
GlassCoke's analytical mind and love for statistics align with Ravenclaw's values of intelligence and curiosity. His tweet, 'Amount of losing seasons the Denver Broncos had from 1973 to 2016: 7,' shows his appreciation for knowledge and detail. His foresight in predicting the Eagles and Chiefs Super Bowl matchup demonstrates a Ravenclaw's knack for strategic thinking. While he has passionate outbursts, his focus on logic and trends makes him a better fit here than in Gryffindor or Slytherin.

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This classic anthem suits GlassCoke’s passionate and sports-driven personality. His tweet, 'Eagles Chiefs was the easiest and most obvious Super Bowl matchup to predict,' shows his confidence in his sports knowledge, much like the song's bold energy. His fiery reactions, such as 'CONGRATULATIONS BEARS!,' match the song's intense rhythm. It's a perfect anthem for his love of sports and his ability to rally others with his commentary.

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