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This user matches Bart Simpson: irreverent, chaotic, but with a clear (if crude) moral compass. Like Bart, he mixes juvenile humor and self-deprecation with bravado, calling himself a chad while listening to metal in “im such a fat fucking chad” and joking “ChatCBT, hit my genitals with a rock” in this tweet. He’s politically outspoken and anti-authoritarian, echoing Bart’s rebellious streak with posts like “all ice agents deserve nothing but death and torture” and “america is evil regardless of what sides in power”. His blend of crude jokes and unexpectedly thoughtful media/political takes, such as “i think its crazy how much anti intellectualism appears in conversations about media”, feels very Bart-growing-up-online. The mix of gaming, metal, shitposting, and gleeful troublemaking in tweets like “WE DARK WOKE IN THIS BITCH TAKE YO SENSITIVE ASS BACK TO BLUESKY MOFO” rounds out the Bart energy perfectly.

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They lean Introvert over Extrovert: their interests are mostly solitary hobbies (games, horror movies, music), and their humor is very self-focused rather than socially performative, e.g. calling themselves a "sad pathetic gay chud" in “tl had to remind me of how much of a sad pathetic gay chud i am” and joking about joining edtwt because their "little goomb wont go up" in “joining edtwt because my little goomb wont go up”, which signals online self-deprecation more than IRL social seeking. Their strong pattern-spotting and media analysis indicate Intuition: they focus on overarching ideas about art and culture, like criticizing remake culture as people seeing games as "a piece of technology" rather than art in “the issue with remake culture is that so many people dont view video games as an art form”, and pointing out how men project alpha fantasies onto male protagonists in “this happens with almost every game with a male protag, men project their alpha male fantasies”. Their tone is highly Thinking: they value argument and critique over harmony, often bluntly calling things "stupid" or "ass," as in “fixed camera angles... people thinking its clunky or outdated are stupid” and dissecting political hypocrisy in “america is evil regardless of what sides in power... they’ll be funding atrocities”, showing logic-driven judgments even when emotionally charged. They read more Perceiving than Judging: they constantly re-evaluate media, list changing “topsters,” and post spontaneous hot takes like “my top 5 most overrated games atm” and “do i get baldurs gate 3? i hear good things about it”, which suggests flexible, exploratory preferences rather than structured planning. Overall, their analytical deconstruction of games, politics, and fandoms—combined with irreverent, self-deprecating humor—most closely fits INTP: an introverted, idea-focused, critical yet curious personality who enjoys breaking down systems and cultural trends.

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18 | metal & horror enjoyer, socialist ranter, and survival horror defender. Once ate a whole box of Angry Birds gummies for ‘powers’ and just puked.– @TheGoomb1

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This drink hits hard and loud, like sludge and grindcore blasting in your headphones while you lift, matching their claim that “sludge metal while working out is peak masculinity” “sludge metal while working out is peak masculinity”. The high-proof rye is for the unfiltered, lefty rage at cops, ICE, and genocidal governments, as seen in posts like “all ice agents deserve nothing but death and torture” and “you voted to fund them you genocidal inhumane fascist pieces of shit”. Black coffee cold brew mirrors their love of horror, late-night gaming, and strong opinions on Resident Evil and remake culture, like “the issue with remake culture is that so many people dont view video games as an art form…”. Cherry liqueur adds a sweet, fruity queer/playful edge that nods to posts like “CHUBBY YAOI” and them calling themself a “sad pathetic gay chud” “tl had to remind me of how much of a sad pathetic gay chud i am”. The smoked salt reflects their metalhead grit and love of extreme sounds, including calling an album “an infinitely replayable, nonstop assault of riffs” “this is one of my fav extreme metal albums ever, just infinitely replayable…”. Finally, the splash of blood-orange soda gives it a chaotic, bright, slightly absurd twist that matches their horny shitposts and self-deprecating humor, like “im such a fat fucking chad” and “ChatCBT, hit my genitals with a rock”.

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Goomb🜏 aligns most strongly with Gryffindor because of how openly and aggressively he stands up for his beliefs, especially in political contexts. He repeatedly takes bold, confrontational stances against state violence and fascism, e.g. condemning U.S. politicians as “genocidal inhumane fascist pieces of shit” in response to funding atrocities (“you voted to fund them you genocidal inhumane fascist pieces of shit”) and declaring that “america is evil regardless of what sides in power” (“america is evil regardless of what sides in power. democrats, republicans, doesnt matter, they’ll be funding atrocities and bombing countries”). His willingness to call for extreme consequences for ICE agents (“all ice agents deserve nothing but death and torture”) and to mock right-wingers as having “the intelligence of a bratty 2 year old” (“because right wingers have the intelligence of a bratty 2 year old”) shows a reckless, confrontational courage rather than cautious diplomacy, which is very Gryffindor-coded. He also applies this boldness to cultural and artistic discourse, bluntly dismissing games or music he dislikes (“signalis sucks ass,” “signalis sucks ass”) and mocking liberal performativity at protests (“i hate how many white people turn protests into performance art or some shit. truly selfish and arrogant people”). While he clearly has analytical moments about media and politics, the dominant impression is of someone who leads with fiery conviction and a readiness to fight for what he believes in, even at the cost of coming across as abrasive—classic Gryffindor traits.

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A song that fits them well is People = Shit by Slipknot: aggressive, political, and cathartic, much like their timeline. They openly drag Slipknot while still engaging with nu metal discourse, calling one song a “banger chorus” but saying “holy shit everything else SUCKS slipknot cant write a good full song to save their lives”, which mirrors the love-hate, critical relationship a fan has with a genre they know deeply. The song’s rage at society aligns with their posts calling out U.S. imperialism and Zionism, like “you voted to fund them you genocidal inhumane fascist pieces of shit” and “america is evil regardless of what sides in power”. Its raw aggression also matches their intense, self-deprecating humor and metalhead identity, seen in “im such a fat fucking chad” and their love of heavy music like “sludge metal while working out is peak masculinity”. Overall, the song’s combination of visceral anger, anti-establishment attitude, and heavy sound encapsulates their politics, music taste, and online persona.

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