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The user is a 15‑year‑old who repeatedly expresses deep anxiety, depression, and self‑harm urges, such as "i want to cut myself so bad" and "trying recovery from ana", which mirrors Lisa's frequent feelings of isolation and mental strain as a sensitive teen. They also feel ignored by peers, saying "why does nobody care about me??" and labeling themselves "a disgusting friend", similar to Lisa's experiences of being misunderstood by her friends and family. Their family conflict is evident in tweets like "my parents are yelling at eachother WAY more than usual", echoing Lisa's frustration with Homer and Marge's arguments. The user’s love for cats ("i love cats!") and concern for health align with Lisa's caring, health‑conscious personality. Overall, the combination of teenage vulnerability, self‑reflection, and a yearning for acceptance best fits Lisa Simpson among the main characters.

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The user frequently shares deeply personal feelings and self‑reflection, such as "i want to cut myself so bad" and "i’m actually crying rn", indicating an introverted communication style. Their tweets focus on concrete, sensory details—talking about the hotel coffee, the heat, the cat, and the look of their cuts—showing a preference for Sensing over abstract speculation. Decision‑making is driven by personal values and emotions, evident in statements like "i hate myself so fucking much" and "i’m trying recovery from ana", reflecting a Feeling orientation. The posting pattern is spontaneous and unstructured, with impulsive updates like "mini sesh! 🧵" and "FIND THE DIFFERENCE 😋💜", which aligns with a Perceiving lifestyle.

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15‑year‑old gamer & cat fan 🌟 Embracing healthy habits, sharing art & streams. Proud non‑binary. (Once turned a pencil sharpener into art.)– @thegreatquacksb

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The Quack & Purr Paradox is a layered mocktail that captures the bright, celebratory side of @thegreatquacksb alongside their darker, more conflicted emotions. A swirl of blood orange juice represents the raw, painful moments expressed in tweets like 'IM GONNA KMS MY EYE IS SO SWOLLEN PLEASE HELP ' and 'my cuts look so pretty rn 🧵', while the deep black tea base mirrors the lingering depression and anxiety they describe. A splash of creamy milk nods to the comforting coffee creamer incident in the tweet 'I accidentally put too much creamer into my shitty hotel coffee' and offers a soothing texture. Fluffy cotton candy atop the drink reflects the birthday joy they share in 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOO MEEEEEE I AM 15!!! 🎂🎉🎉🥳🥳' and the whimsical 'FIND THE DIFFERENCE 😋💜' moments. Finally, a sprinkle of edible glitter adds a sparkle of hope, echoing their recovery goal 'trying recovery from ana ❤️🩹🪿' and the desire for a healthier future.

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The user consistently shows empathy and loyalty, often caring about friends' feelings and wanting to support them, as in "why does nobody care about me?? … i try to support them and comfort them but when i vent they just don’t respond" (tweet). They also express deep affection for their cat and a desire to help others, saying "i love cats!" (tweet). Their focus is on personal recovery and perseverance rather than ambition or intellectual achievement, illustrated by "i’m trying recovery from ana" and "i might try to recover… in a healthy way" (tweets). This pattern of kindness, patience, and dedication to community aligns most closely with Hufflepuff’s values of loyalty, hard work, and compassion.

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The user frequently expresses suicidal thoughts and self‑harm, e.g., "IM GONNA KMS MY EYE IS SO SWOLLEN PLEASE HELP " and "my parents are yelling at each other... i want to cut myself so bad 💔". They also mention a desire to recover from an eating disorder and a need for support, as in "hey guys! i think i might try to recover... i’m only 15". The song "1‑800‑273‑8255" directly addresses these feelings, with lyrics like "I’ve been on the low, I’ve been on the edge, I’m tired of feeling like I’m nothing" and a chorus that urges listeners to call a suicide‑prevention hotline. Its message of "you’re not alone, you’re worth it, keep holding on" aligns with the user’s plea for help and hope for a healthier future.

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