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Lisa fits best because she’s an emotional overthinker who turns her passions into mini-obsessions, just like this user does with music, sports, and niche fandoms—see the intense excitement in “HOUSE OF GUITARS MENTIONED ROCHESTER MENTIONED MY BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY ROCHESTER NEW YORK 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭” and “everyone get more dashboard pilled now i need to see dashboard again announce that tour boy”. Lisa is also quietly earnest and romantic under the sarcasm, which matches the bio dedication to @mcrdgers and the way she talks about her partner in “if anyone ever wondered what dating ryan mcrdgers is like”. The user’s mix of sincere feelings and hyperbolic humor—like “if the muppet show doesn’t get picked up i’m killing everyone in this room and then myself.”—mirrors Lisa’s tendency to go from heartfelt to melodramatic when she cares about something. Their multifandom, slightly niche-nerd energy in “i hate being multifandom because when i see the name frank i need to decipher if we’re talking about iero or langdon and when i see the name dennis i need to decipher if we’re talking about whitaker or wilson” is very Lisa: deeply invested, a little too informed, and proudly specific. Even the sports side, from Bills anxiety in “i’m so fucking scared right now” to Lakers posting in “sorry for lakersposting i watched one lakers game and looked at pictures of austin reaves on pinterest for a while last night”, feels like Lisa’s habit of adopting causes and teams with her whole heart.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they constantly interact with friends and fandoms, share inside jokes, and openly narrate their life (“concert countdown back in the display name godbless” “concert countdown back in the display name godbless”; chatting about their roommate and public watch experiences “my roommate is watching something in the living room and they’re talking abt shohei…. hello….”). Their humor and interests are highly Intuitive, focused on patterns, cross‑fandom references, and quirky associations rather than concrete details, like decoding multiple Franks and Dennises across fandoms “i hate being multifandom because when i see the name frank i need to decipher if we’re talking about iero or langdon and when i see the name dennis i need to decipher if we’re talking about whitaker or wilson” and turning a simple color comment into a Pet Sounds joke ““this is kinda pet sounds colored” “omg yesss it is” “it’s literally just green.””. They clearly favor Feeling over Thinking, reacting through enthusiasm, panic, and affection (e.g., intense emotional sports/fandom reactions “HOUSE OF GUITARS MENTIONED ROCHESTER MENTIONED MY BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY ROCHESTER NEW YORK 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭” and warm, relational posts about their partner “if anyone ever wondered what dating ryan mcrdgers is like”). Finally, their lifestyle appears Perceiving: they talk about spontaneity and side quests “everyone should get more going on side quests + doing things alone pilled now i went to nyc today instead of sitting in bed”, chaotic multitweet fandom spirals, and playful impulsivity like drawing for Ryan and messing with accounts (“i drew ryan a picture”; “#HACKED Shouldn’t have stayed logged in at the Apple store 😂😂😂😂😂 Ryan Ross”). All together, their energetic social engagement, abstract fandom jokes, emotional expressiveness, and spontaneous behavior align best with ENFP.

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20 • florist & multifandom stats girl • once wrote on a moving windshield for playoff season and survived • Bills, Lakers, Beach Boys, Dashboard– @theiinjulie

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail channels Julie’s chaotic-but-sunny multifandom brain: the coconut rum is for Beach Boys-core, referencing their giddy posts like “the beach boys on february 10th 1966” and “beach boys”. Blood orange liqueur adds drama and intensity for the Bills meltdowns and Lakers hyperfixations, echoing “i’m so fucking scared right now” and “sorry for lakersposting i watched one lakers game and looked at pictures of austin reaves on pinterest for a while last night”. Salted honey syrup is the sweet-salty mix of retail/flower-shop exhaustion and genuine excitement, like “valentine’s day as a florist makes me feel like samira mohan at the end of her shift in season 1 im locked in (manic)” and “coming out as a barenaked ladies fan i love shitty late 90s music im so excited for these concerts”. The sparkling water keeps it light and sippable, matching the hyper, memey way they bounce from Panic! to Dashboard to bandom jokes like “how it feels to be on bandomtwt”. Finally, the edible flower garnish is a nod to florist life and their dramatic flair, pairing with lines like “awesome lesbian horses evil and intimidating flower” and the concert-countdown chaos of “concert countdown back in the display name godbless”.

Your Hogwarts House
Julie most strongly reads as Hufflepuff because of how much loyalty, affection, and steady enthusiasm run through her timeline. She’s intensely loyal to her interests and teams, from panicking over the Bills — “ready for whatever the 4th quarter brings #BillsMafia” and “i’m so fucking scared right now” — to long-term devotion to Dashboard Confessional and Chris Carrabba, urging others to join her: “everyone get more dashboard pilled now i need to see dashboard again announce that tour boy”. She clearly works hard and leans into grind-y situations with a sort of resigned, comedic perseverance, like describing retail as “how it feels working retail during the holidays” and talking about Valentine’s Day florist work as being “locked in (manic)” in “valentine’s day as a florist makes me feel like samira mohan at the end of her shift in season 1 im locked in (manic)”. There’s also a strong kindness/relationship-focus: she posts affectionately about her partner and friends — “if anyone ever wondered what dating ryan mcrdgers is like” and “real pic of me and @mcrdgers” — and even jokes supportively about being someone’s friend: “mel king id be your friend trust me”. While she’s witty and very online, her core vibe is loyal, hardworking, and people-centered rather than power-seeking or purely cerebral, which aligns best with Hufflepuff.

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A well-suited song for them is Brian Wilson by Barenaked Ladies, because it sits right at the intersection of their Beach Boys obsession and their unapologetic Barenaked Ladies fandom. They literally say they’re “coming out as a barenaked ladies fan” and that they “love shitty late 90s music” while being “so excited for these concerts” “coming out as a barenaked ladies fan i love shitty late 90s music im so excited for these concerts”, and later warn that “barenaked ladies are not ready for me on july 22nd when they start playing brian wilson” “barenaked ladies are not ready for me on july 22nd when they start playing brian wilson”. The song’s theme of being a little mentally frazzled yet self-aware fits their chaotic, funny posting style, like calling themselves “locked in (manic)” on Valentine’s Day at the flower shop “valentine’s day as a florist makes me feel like samira mohan at the end of her shift in season 1 im locked in (manic)”. Since they also gush over the Beach Boys themselves “beach boys” and joke about Pet Sounds colors “this is kinda pet sounds colored” “omg yesss it is” “it’s literally just green.”, a song that’s literally about Brian Wilson and filtered through 90s alt-pop humor feels perfectly tailored to their vibe. The mix of devoted fandom, slightly unhinged energy, and deep love for specific musicians is exactly what Brian Wilson captures in lyrical form.

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