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Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Kal's mix of vulnerability, humor, and a desire for attention mirrors Milhouse's personality. Tweets like 'everytime i message someone multiple times i feel so embarrassed' reflect Milhouse's awkwardness and need for validation. Their quirky humor, 'HELP SOMEONE HELP I HAVE CAT HAIR IN MY EYE AND MOUTH,' aligns with Milhouse's endearing chaos. Both characters are lovable underdogs trying to navigate their emotions and relationships.

Your MBTI personality Type
Kal identifies as INFJ in their bio, and their tweets confirm this. Their introspection ('yk what why tf should i be sad and depressed') and emotional depth reflect the INFJ's thoughtful nature. Their desire for connection ('everytime i message someone multiple times i feel so embarrassed') highlights the INFJ's relational focus. Their creativity and attachment to music ('i have a really odd attachment to this song') showcase their idealistic and artistic tendencies.

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Transmasc chaos curator | 🎨❄️ | 🎈🌟 | INFJ 5w4 | Music, fandoms, & absurd humor | Cat hair in my eye and existential dread in my heart | DM for a cuddle or a playlist!– @thejesusofyuri

Your signature cocktail
The 'Melancholy Meow' captures Kal's introspective yet quirky vibe. Espresso reflects their emotional depth ('yk what why tf should i be sad and depressed'), while vanilla vodka adds a smooth, playful kick like their humor ('is it weird to get REALLY nervous around candles'). Cream softens the mix, mirroring their vulnerable side ('i got called handsome for the first time'). The cat-shaped garnish nods to their chaotic tweet about cat hair ('HELP SOMEONE HELP'). It’s a bittersweet blend of their personality.

Your Hogwarts House
Kal's empathy, seen in 'i’ll never wish psychosis even on my worst enemy,' and their desire for connection ('everytime i message someone multiple times i feel so embarrassed') align with Hufflepuff's values of loyalty and kindness. Their quirks and humor, like 'is it weird to get REALLY nervous around candles,' fit the house's acceptance of individuality. While they have some melancholic tendencies, their effort to 'start a new and be better' shows resilience typical of Hufflepuffs.

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Kal's tweet 'i love radiohead to death but lord their music is only making me sadder' makes 'Creep' a fitting anthem. The song's themes of alienation and longing echo their introspective and self-critical tweets, like 'what do i do when im actually a very manipulative and toxic person.' Its raw emotion matches their candid expressions of vulnerability and desire for connection.

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