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Sideshow Bob, with his cunning schemes and constant desire for revenge, mirrors Kyle's sharp wit and critical thinking. Like Bob, Kyle is quick to point out flaws and hypocrisy, often using sarcasm and humor to express his frustration. For instance, he criticizes the Utahraptors' name, saying "most of these are bad." He also mocks the NHL's decision to expand to Utah, saying "THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT." Similar to Bob's relentless pursuit of Bart, Kyle's passionate support for his sports teams can lead to intense reactions when they lose, as seen in his tweet "The Avs won so I’m still having a good night by my own parameters but FUCK ME that was a shitty shift!".

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Sports enthusiast, metalhead, and passionate about the Avalanche, Nuggets, and Broncos. Always ready to discuss the latest in music, movies, and video games.– @TheKyleHighCity

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Kyle's personality aligns with the characteristics of Slytherin, known for ambition, cunning, and resourcefulness. His strong opinions, his willingness to call out hypocrisy, and his strategic thinking about sports teams all point to Slytherin traits. He's not afraid to express his opinions, even if they are unpopular, as seen in his tweet about the Utahraptors: "I am steadfast in my opinion that the new NHL team in Utah should be the Utahraptors." He also uses his knowledge to strategize, like when he analyzes the Oilers' chances in the playoffs: "I hate to say it but I’m calling Oilers right now. From there it’s actually pretty equal. Dallas/Edmonton vs NYR/Florida. Only one team in there that hasn’t won the cup tho."

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The song "Master of Puppets" by Metallica reflects Kyle's rebellious spirit and his tendency to challenge authority. The lyrics about being manipulated and controlled by external forces resonate with Kyle's critical stance on the political landscape and his frustration with societal norms. He frequently criticizes political figures, mocks popular culture, and expresses frustration with the state of the world, mirroring the song's themes of rebellion and defiance. For example, he criticizes the Utahraptors' name, saying "most of these are bad." He also expresses his frustration with the way the NHL is expanding, saying "THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT."

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