Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Socially aware: Comments critically on politics, education, and justice, e.g. questioning San Marcos’ decline and criticizing Fujimori’s legacy in “la rectora Jeri Ramon viene desde hace AÑOS desfinanciando a la universidad…” and “siempre le voy a envidiar a Argentina que pudieran mantener presos a sus dictadores…”.
- Loyal friend: Shows affection and nostalgia for others, like “de verdad desearía que hubiéramos podido ser amigos por más tiempo” and public support for classmates and coworkers during job/practice issues in “CAUSA SON LAS 7PM PORQUE ESCRIBES DE LS CHAMBA…” and “causa van a hacer purga en mi chamba causa me van a botar causa ayudenme tirenme prácticas”.
- Humorous irreverence: Uses jokes and self‑deprecation to cope with stress, e.g. Dota and football memes in “se busca team soy hard support, main dazzle y omni…” and joking about losing a bet in “PERDÍ MI FIJA PERO ME LLEGA AL PINCHO VAMOS ALIANZA MIERDA”.
- Perseverant worker: Keeps pushing for opportunities despite setbacks, like repeatedly applying for the same law firm in “con este ya es el décimo cv q le envío al mismo estudio, háblame de insistentes” and asking for internships during job insecurity in “CAUSA NO ME VAN A RENOVAR TIRENME PRÁCTICAS”.
- Ethically opinionated: Shows clear stances on fairness and abuse, such as condemning bad professors in “que bien que la b23 haya denunciado a ese profe de mrd” and calling out neglectful parents in “urge que le dejen de decir 'pensión alimenticia'…”.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive language: Frequent heavy insults and swearing may alienate others, e.g. “conchatumare reconchatumare reconchatumadre” and “asu q espesa que es esta cojuda”.
- Hostile humor: Jokes can cross into cruelty or dehumanization, like calling a cardinal pedophilic in “NUNCA PERO NUNCA UN CARDENAL HA TENIDO TANTA CARA DE PEDOFILO” or reacting to Venezuelan fans with “chamos de mierda hay que batarlos a todos”.
- Impulsive posting: Some tweets sound like rage‑posts in the moment, such as all‑caps rants against politicians and public figures in “christian yaipen andate a la reconchatumare” and “o dina reconchatumadre declaraste feriado…”.
- Conflict escalator: Tends to escalate disagreements instead of de‑escalating, like celebrating public call‑outs and piling on hate in “si la ia de ghibli tiene 100 haters yo soy uno de ellos…” and mocking people’s looks or intelligence in “ok con esto se confirma que es enteramente estúpido”.
- Blunt insensitivity: Directness can ignore others’ feelings, e.g. harsh generalizations about industries and people in “las chicas que se meten a ese rubro tienen 2 opciones…” and “pobres empresarios de universidades de mierda como telesup…”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: irreverent, chaotic, funny, and constantly clowning on authority figures and institutions. Like Bart, they mix genuine intelligence with juvenile, abrasive humor, for example raging at institutions and public figures with lines like "o dina reconchatumadre declaraste feriado por la muerte del genocida hijo de puta de Fujimori y no vas a declarar feriado por la última pluma brillante que ha parido este país ?????" and "webon se los juro NUNCA PERO NUNCA UN CARDENAL HA TENIDO TANTA CARA DE PEDOFILO". Their timeline is full of pranks-and-detentions energy: complaining about university and teachers ("o profe, eres frío profe como que tarea de 20 preguntas de una peli de 2 horas profe, no sea hábil profe que no ha hecho ni pincho de clase"), getting stressed about getting fired and begging for internships ("causa van a hacer purga en mi chamba causa me van a botar causa ayudenme tirenme prácticas"), and still focusing on games and football ("se busca team soy hard support, main dazzle y omni, hago stack en tu cumple, no puleo y wardeo si me matan"). The constant swearing, dark jokes, and delight in chaos — like "el día q me pase esto me mato" and "nunca se dejen conquistar por los vicios amigos (me quedé sin zaza)" — fit Bart’s troublemaking teen persona more than the more earnest Lisa or the more domesticated Homer. Underneath the trolling, there’s also a clear sense of justice and political awareness, seen in tweets like "siempre le voy a envidiar a Argentina que pudieran mantener presos a sus dictadores, no hay justicia en un país donde un genocida puede morir en casa con su familia", which matches Bart’s moments of unexpected seriousness and moral clarity.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They lean Extraverted (E): they constantly engage with others, joke with their teachers and bosses, and openly crowdsource opinions, e.g. asking about premium services in “oe quien de ustedes paga yt/spotify premium? quiero ver q tanto me están metiendo la rata” and publicly begging for internships in “CAUSA NO ME VAN A RENOVAR TIRENME PRÁCTICAS”. Their humor and social commentary are highly outward‑facing rather than private or introspective. They appear strongly iNtuitive (N), focusing on patterns and broader issues (politics, patriarchy, labor, education) rather than just concrete details, as in “ngl casi todos los varones se dan cuenta de que el pacto patriarcal existe de esta forma” and their critique of university management in “la rectora Jeri Ramon viene desde hace AÑOS desfinanciando a la universidad…”. They often extrapolate single events into general conclusions, like linking fare hikes and work conditions in “asu m3 tienen huevon chapen LinkedIn, Indeed, Bumeran, busquense un trabajo que no los haga estar pendientes de una maquinita”. Their tone is very Thinking (T): blunt, confrontational, and focused on calling out perceived stupidity or hypocrisy, e.g. “ok con esto se confirma que es enteramente estúpido”, “dios los hace quimbosos pero cojudos”, and their harsh political takes like “siempre le voy a envidiar a Argentina que pudieran mantener presos a sus dictadores…”. Even when defending fairness (e.g. on AI use in homework in “usar IA para hacer un trabajo es mucho distinto de hacer que la IA lo haga…”), they frame it as a rational distinction rather than an emotional plea. They seem more Perceiving (P) than Judging: their life appears improvisational and last‑minute—worrying about being laid off in “causa van a hacer purga en mi chamba causa me van a botar causa ayudenme tirenme prácticas”, spamming CVs in “con este ya es el décimo cv q le envío al mismo estudio, háblame de insistentes”, and joking about vices in “nunca se dejen conquistar por los vicios amigos (me quedé sin zaza)”. They react to events as they come rather than presenting a structured, planned persona. Overall, the mix of extroverted banter, abstract social/political analysis, combative logic‑driven critiques, and a spontaneous, slightly chaotic lifestyle matches ENTP: the argumentative, idea‑oriented debater who thrives on discussion, humor, and deconstructing systems—from football and video games to universities, politics, and work culture.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you ever need a hard support for life, I main Dazzle and Omni too — I’ll stack en tu cumple, no puleo tu paz mental and I promise to always wardeo where you can see how much I like you.
- You said you’d leave eFootball when you hit first division — how about we speedrun that grind together, and if we make it, we celebrate with Callao Cartel de fondo and your legendary salsa playlist?
- You’re a Sanmarquino, Neymar fundamentalist, PES crossplay enjoyer, Dota sufferer and closet The Office fan… statistically speaking, the only rank you’re missing is being my favorite person. I can help you patch that.
- You’ve sent the same CV ten times to the same estudio; I respect that level of insistence. So I’m warning you: I’m about to insist the same way with you, until you accept at least one date as my ‘práctica preprofesional’ in flirting.
- Between screaming at Trauco, defending Bioshock 2, hating Ghibli AI and crying over Pícharo Cuéllar, you clearly have god-tier taste; let me be the next controversial decision you defend on your timeline.
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Your new Twitter bio
Law student from San Marcos, hard support in Dota, soft spot for Barça & Alianza. Once missed a deadline watching a second division match.– @thelifeofoxa
Your signature cocktail
Fundamentalist Neymar Sour (conchatumare edition)
This drink starts with pisco, a Peruvian base for a Sanmarquino who rants about his uni and country, like when he says "la rectora Jeri Ramon viene desde hace AÑOS desfinanciando a la universidad…". Campari brings a bitter kick for all the fury at politics, football and life, from "o dina reconchatumadre…" to screaming "christian yaipen andate a la reconchatumare". Ginger beer adds chaotic fizz for his loud, meme-heavy energy and gamer tilt, as in "CAUSA SON LAS 7PM PORQUE ESCRIBES DE LS CHAMBA QUÉ NO TIENES FAMILIA?????" and job panic like "causa van a hacer purga en mi chamba causa me van a botar causa ayudenme tirenme prácticas". Mango juice is a nod to his softer side and his beloved vices, tying to "1, rico mi mango kush conchatumare…" and the way he suddenly turns sentimental in "de verdad desearía que hubiéramos podido ser amigos por más tiempo". Finally, a dash of smoked salt represents the eternal tilt and dark humor of someone who jokes about violence and chaos, like "cómo que nos pifearon el.himno chamos de mierda hay que batarlos a todos" while still having enough self-awareness to say "nunca se dejen conquistar por los vicios amigos (me quedé sin zaza)".
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user fits best in Gryffindor due to their confrontational courage and readiness to call out what they see as injustice or hypocrisy, often in very direct language. They openly condemn powerful figures and institutions, e.g. criticizing university authorities and corrupt structures in tweets like “la rectora Jeri Ramon viene desde hace AÑOS desfinanciando a la universidad, cediendo terrenos y metiendo delincuentes…” and political actors in “siempre le voy a envidiar a Argentina que pudieran mantener presos a sus dictadores, no hay justicia en un país donde un genocida puede morir en casa con su familia”. Their impulsive, hot-blooded style shows up constantly in emotionally charged reactions such as “conchatumare reconchatumare reconchatumadre” and “TEMU ME CAGASTE ME HICISTE PAGAR 50 LUCAS POR MI PEDIDO Y LO ENTREGASTE MAL PARIDO RECONCHATUMARE”, which is very Gryffindor in its intensity and lack of self-censorship. They also publicly pressure institutions and bosses despite personal risk, as in “CAUSA SON LAS 7PM PORQUE ESCRIBES DE LS CHAMBA QUÉ NO TIENES FAMILIA?????” and repeatedly begging for new internships after layoffs in “causa van a hacer purga en mi chamba causa me van a botar causa ayudenme tirenme prácticas”, which shows a willingness to fight rather than quietly endure. While there is some wit and social awareness that might hint at Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff, their defining traits are boldness, strong moral stances, and a tendency to charge head‑first into conflict—classic Gryffindor characteristics.
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Alright - Kendrick Lamar
A song like Alright fits them because it mixes anger at injustice with a stubborn sense of survival and humor, mirroring how they tweet about politics, university, and work while still joking through it. They rail against corrupt institutions and politicians, as in "siempre le voy a envidiar a Argentina que pudieran mantener presos a sus dictadores, no hay justicia en un país donde un genocida puede morir en casa con su familia" and "o dina reconchatumadre declaraste feriado por la muerte del genocida hijo de puta de Fujimori y no vas a declarar feriado por la última pluma brillante que ha parido este país ?????", echoing the song’s theme of systemic rage. At the same time, they’re dealing with personal struggle—jobs and practices, like "CAUSA NO ME VAN A RENOVAR TIRENME PRÁCTICAS" and "con este ya es el décimo cv q le envío al mismo estudio, háblame de insistentes"—but keep pushing, much like the chorus’ promise that things will be alright. Even when life is chaotic, from getting screwed by deliveries in "TEMU ME CAGASTE ME HICISTE PAGAR 50 LUCAS POR MI PEDIDO Y LO ENTREGASTE MAL PARIDO RECONCHATUMARE" to venting about overwork in "CAUSA SON LAS 7PM PORQUE ESCRIBES DE LS CHAMBA QUÉ NO TIENES FAMILIA?????", they respond with loud, cathartic humor instead of resignation. Their blend of political awareness, everyday struggle, and resilient, foul‑mouthed optimism matches the spirit of Alright almost perfectly.
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