Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Dedicated student: Constant focus on vestibulars and planning, like planning next year’s routine around passing in “Ja planejei minha rotina inteira do ano que vem, só falta passar” and talking about Fuvest/Unicamp in multiple tweets.
- Resilient grinder: Keeps studying and doing simulados despite setbacks, like being upset with cutoffs and results in “Obrigada a todos que acreditaram, mas nao deu. Amo voces” yet continuing with cursinho and provas in later tweets.
- Socially conscious: Shows clear stance in favor of quotas and against prejudice in “eu amo o curso que eu to prestando… encontro um post… reclamando das cotas, tipo💔 se manquem”.
- Creative artist: Enjoys drawing and digital art, as seen in “Mesa digital foi o melhor presente que ja ganhei”, struggles with drawing humans in “Porque é tao dificil de desenhar humano💔”, and misses having time to draw in “QUE SAUDADE DE DESENHAAAAAAAAR devolve meu tempo livre JP”.
- Humorous observer: Uses humor and memes to cope with stress, like joking about simulations and ENEM in “eu sou o proprio inep” and mocking bizarre TV/program situations in “Mano que merda de programa depois da novela é esse”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑critical: Often hard on herself about performance and mistakes, like complaining about her mother criticizing errors in “Minha mae me criticando aos montes pelas questoes que eu errei” and feeling bad about vestibular outcomes in “Como pode meu pior vestibular ser a unesp vtnc”.
- Stress prone: Shows strong stress reactions to provas and bureaucracy, such as wanting to “explode a pontue” in “Vou explodir a pontue” and frustration with not creating a login in “Gente como eu resolvo esse problema? Estou a duas semanas sem conseguir criar login”.
- Negative rumination: Tends to dwell on frustrations and injustices, from complaining about cutoff scores in “Gente 80 como nota de corte é desumano💔” to getting chateada with “cada coisa” in “as vezes eu me chateio com cada coisa”.
- Time overload: Struggles balancing studying with hobbies like drawing and aquarism, as seen in “QUE SAUDADE DE DESENHAAAAAAAAR devolve meu tempo livre JP” and needing to study despite distractions in “Pqp nao da pra estudar com o meu irmao em casa”.
- Emotional impulsivity: Reacts intensamente in the moment, swearing or exaggerating when annoyed, such as “Caralho mano eu so me fodo a porra do poliedro nao aceita meu cpf” and dramatic reactions to news like “Como assim o Tivoli pegou fogo😭”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: a driven, idealistic student who genuinely loves learning but also rants about the unfairness surrounding her. She’s intensely focused on academics and a demanding future career, just like this user’s med-school grind and comments on vestibulares, for example their frustration with cutoffs and tests in tweets like “Gente 80 como nota de corte é desumano💔” and “O simulado da fuvest era pra que entao??”. Lisa’s strong sense of justice and social awareness shows up here in the user’s discomfort with prejudice around quotas: “eu morro de vergonha do pessoal que quer prestar. TODA vez que eu abro as redes eu encontro um post ou um vídeo reclamando das cotas, tipo💔 se manquem”. At the same time, both Lisa and this user balance their academic pressure with nerdy/creative hobbies like drawing and aquariums, as seen in “QUE SAUDADE DE DESENHAAAAAAAAR devolve meu tempo livre JP” and “Aquarismo é um hobby de escutar seus impulsos”. The mix of self-aware humor, occasional angst about school, and genuine curiosity fits Lisa far better than more chaotic characters like Bart or more laid‑back ones like Homer.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFJ
They lean Introvert (I): most tweets revolve around studying, drawing, aquariums, books, and games rather than parties, and even their wins are shared in a low‑key way like “BIOMED NA UNIFESP!!! OMGG” rather than constant social flexing. Their interests and comments show strong Sensing (S): they focus on concrete, day‑to‑day details like prices and logistics, e.g. “Como assim a barrinha de campos foi de 2 pra 4 reais em 1 ano💔” and the whole saga with platforms and logins such as “Caralho mano eu so me fodo a porra do poliedro nao aceita meu cpf”. They clearly favor Feeling (F), reacting emotionally and empathetically to issues: they’re bothered by prejudice in vestibular circles in “eu amo o curso que eu to prestando, mas eu morro de vergonha do pessoal que quer prestar… reclamando das cotas, tipo💔 se manquem”, get attached to fictional characters in “Nao sei dizer o quao agradecida eu estou pelo remi ter salvo o elloy ao inves da maria pqp”, and mourn pets/plants in tweets like “Saudades da princesa💔”. The Judging (J) side shows up in their love of planning and structure around studies: they complain about cutoffs and exam design in “Gente 80 como nota de corte é desumano💔”, talk about simulations vs real tests in “a FUVEST 2025 foi mais fácil que o simulado desse ano e nada mudará minha visão.”, and especially display future‑oriented planning in “Ja planejei minha rotina inteira do ano que vem, só falta passar (😶”. Altogether, the mix of quiet determination, detail‑orientation, emotional sensitivity, and structured planning fits best with ISFJ.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you can turn oily crayon chaos into those drawings you posted on 2026-01-20, I’m terrified (and excited) to see what you’d do with the mess that is my love life—wanna try coloring it in?
- You said on 2025-11-25 that Unicamp English destroys you, but honestly, your tweets go harder on my heart than any Unicamp reading passage—can I be your official conversation practice?
- You planned your whole 2026 routine and just wrote ‘only missing passing’ on 2025-11-20… how about we add one more goal: a celebratory date when ‘Vestibulanda de medicina 2027’ turns into ‘Dr. Maluu, MD’?
- As a future doctor who survived Fuvest, Unesp, ENEM PPL marathons and even a PS visit the day before a test, diagnosing this should be easy: I’ve got acute ‘Malu deficiency’. The only treatment is you, coffee, and a study date.
- Your aquarium project from 2025-06-28 and 2025-07-16 is already a whole ecosystem… so, hypothetically, if I became one more ‘filho’ in your tank, would I get the same amount of care—or do I need to out-cute the caramujo first?
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Your new Twitter bio
Future physician in love with FUVEST & Unicamp prep, aquariums, and digital art. Once planned my whole year before even passing the exam 🤡📚– @TheMalu_
Your signature cocktail
Fuvest Fizz & Unicamp Glow
This cocktail is strong but still playful, like someone who says they’re a “Vestibulanda de medicina 2027 🩺 Foco:Fuvest e Unicamp” in their bio and then spends weekends at “SABOOOR cursinho” (“SABOOOR cursinho”). The white rum infused with coffee beans channels the late-night study grind and simulator drama, from complaining that “a FUVEST 2025 foi mais fácil que o simulado desse ano e nada mudará minha visão” (“a FUVEST 2025 foi mais fácil que o simulado desse ano e nada mudará minha visão.”) to begging “Bora maratonar enem ppl?” (“Bora maratonar enem ppl?”). Passion fruit juice embodies her romantic, dramatic core, like when she declares “Eu sou muito romântica” (“Eu sou muito romântica”) and cries over books asking “Ta liberado chorar até apodrecer por um livro?” (“Ta liberado chorar até apodrecer por um livro?”). The sparkling citrus soda mirrors her sharp humor and explosive reactions to injustices, from “Programa da Ana maria braga machista COMO ASSIM A MULHER NAO GANHOUU” (“Programa da Ana maria braga machista COMO ASSIM A MULHER NAO GANHOUU”) to “Pqp quem ta financiando essa merda” (“Pqp quem ta financiando essa merda”). Red energy drink ice cubes represent her relentless grind and little gamer/nerd aura, from “Bora farmar aura hoje💪” (“Bora farmar aura hoje💪”) to joking about wanting a “faculdade de Roblox na usp” (“Cade a faculdade de Roblox na usp?”). Finally, the edible gold glitter rim is for her glow-up dreams and pride in her path, celebrating moments like “BIOMED NA UNIFESP!!! OMGG” (“BIOMED NA UNIFESP!!! OMGG”) and the fierce confidence of “Hoje é o dia de divar” (“Hoje é o dia de divar”).
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their profile screams studious and intellectually driven: the bio “Vestibulanda de medicina 2027 🩺Foco:Fuvest e Unicamp” and tweets like “Bora maratonar enem ppl?” and “O simulado da fuvest era pra que entao??” show a person deeply engaged with exams and learning. They display an analytical, exam‑meta mindset, comparing tests and cutoffs in tweets such as “a FUVEST 2025 foi mais fácil que o simulado desse ano e nada mudará minha visão.” and “Gente 80 como nota de corte é desumano💔”. There is also clear curiosity and love of knowledge beyond obligation: they get nerdy about specific topics like “Questão de geoguessr com leon e nilce” and joke about wanting a Roblox college at USP in “Cade a faculdade de Roblox na usp?”, mixing humor with intellectual interests. Creativity and artistic inclination appear repeatedly, from “Mesa digital foi o melhor presente que ja ganhei.” to “QUE SAUDADE DE DESENHAAAAAAAAR devolve meu tempo livre JP” and “E se eu voltar a desenhar?”, reinforcing the classic Ravenclaw mix of intellect and artistry. While there is some ambition (e.g. medicine and selective universities), the dominant pattern is love of studying, testing oneself intellectually, and playful curiosity, which fits Ravenclaw more precisely than the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Fight Song - Rachel Platten
A fitting song for them is Fight Song by Rachel Platten, because so much of their timeline is about resilience and keeping focus on a tough goal like getting into medicine. Their bio already screams determination: “Vestibulanda de medicina 2027 🩺Foco:Fuvest e Unicamp”, and they constantly comment on vestibulares and simulados, like when they say “O simulado da fuvest era pra que entao??” and “Fuvest podia dar uma de INEP e copiar o simulado né”. Even when things go wrong, they keep going, as shown in “Obrigada a todos que acreditaram, mas nao deu. Amo voces” and “Ja planejei minha rotina inteira do ano que vem, só falta passar (😶”, which matches the song’s theme of not giving up despite setbacks. Their mix of humor and frustration with the process, like “A sensação de passar em todos os cursos exceto o meu✊”, reflects the song’s energy of pushing through difficulty with stubborn hope. Overall, Fight Song captures their grind, emotional ups and downs, and the belief that their effort will eventually pay off.
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