Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Consistently expresses deep emotional investment in Stranger Things and Byler, e.g. “every time i think of will byers i just start crying this can't be normal”.
- Loyal defender: Regularly defends Will, Mike, El, and byler fans against unfair takes, as in “i'm tired of this stupid topic, why can't you guys just think that the actors that say they like byler, actually like byler”.
- Community engaged: Interacts with recs and fan content, e.g. thanking for fic recs and boosting them: “everyone go read this, it's so fucking good” and “omg thanks for the rec, i'll make sure to check it out!! been reading a lot lately”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares strong feelings about media and fandom, like “watched hamnet today... i didn't know it was possible to cry that much” and “crying so much over a fanfic oh my god”.
- Insightful critic: Offers thoughtful analysis of writing and character arcs, e.g. “the books sequence is there to represent their grief, growing up and moving on from their childhood (el). i dislike el's ending as much as you do but this is just stupid”.
Weaknesses:
- Hostile tone: Frequently uses aggressive language toward others, e.g. “i'm being ragebaited idgaf at this point i think everyone should die” and “this damn fandom man i'm so tired i think i hate all of you”.
- Catastrophic language: Uses extreme expressions about death and despair in casual contexts, like “we all should die” and “WE ALL NEED TO DIE”.
- Easily overwhelmed: Often reports feeling exhausted or unable to cope with fandom drama, e.g. “this damn fandom man i'm so tired” and “oh my god i really don't wanna live anymore”.
- Conflict amplified: Engages with and highlights fights in mentions instead of de-escalating, as in “people fighting on my mentions again it feels like i'm back to december”.
- Harsh generalizations: Makes sweeping negative statements about groups, like “mike wheeler stans and not understanding the difference between fanon and canon” and “i think i hate all of you”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The account reads like a passionate, hyper-verbal media critic who cares deeply about story, subtext, and representation, which aligns most with Lisa Simpson. They analyze narrative choices and character writing in detail, like when they break down an ending and say “the books sequence is there to represent their grief, growing up and moving on from their childhood (el). i dislike el's ending as much as you do but this is just stupid”, which feels very Lisa-like in its mix of emotion and critique. Their intense empathy for fictional characters, especially Will Byers — “every time i think of will byers i just start crying this can't be normal” — mirrors Lisa’s tendency to form deep emotional attachments to stories and underdogs. Even their dramatic, existential outbursts such as “we all should die” and “this damn fandom man i'm so tired i think i hate all of you” echo Lisa’s frequent despair when confronted with a world (or fandom) that doesn’t live up to her ideals. And like Lisa, they oscillate between sincere enthusiasm — recommending fics and gushing over characters, as in “everyone go read this, it's so fucking good” — and sharp, sometimes cutting commentary about other people’s takes.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as more introverted (I) than extroverted: most of their energy is directed into media, fanfic, and inner emotional reactions rather than real‑life social events, e.g. binging a fic all day in “spent the entire day reading this after oomf recommended and forgot i have to sleep...” and crying over films and fanworks in “watched hamnet today... i didn't know it was possible to cry that much” and “crying so much over a fanfic oh my god”. They are strongly intuitive (N): they constantly analyze themes, symbolism, and narrative intent instead of surface facts, as in “even when you put byler aside and think about mileven, fear STILL won... it drives me so crazy they're so damn stupid” and their irritation with people misreading story structure in “the books sequence is there to represent their grief, growing up and moving on from their childhood (el)”. Their decision‑making is clearly feeling‑based (F): they center empathy and emotional hurt, reacting to fandom discourse with "i've had ENOUGH" in “some people saying mike was taking advantage of el... i've had ENOUGH” and expressing intense attachment like “every time i think of will byers i just start crying this can't be normal”. Finally, they lean perceiving (P): they present as reactive and spontaneous rather than structured, oscillating between reading all day and emotional venting, e.g. “i'm being ragebaited idgaf at this point i think everyone should die” and “this damn fandom man i'm so tired i think i hate all of you”, and they freely change focus between ships, fics, and media instead of following a clear plan. Taken together—emotion‑heavy reactions, values‑driven takes, abstract media analysis, and a somewhat chaotic, unstructured lifestyle—fit best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So, since you said you could read all of Lord of the Rings in less than two weeks, how long would it take you to read the 300k slowburn fic where we argue about byler meta and then finally kiss in the epilogue?
- You said some of these fics have Stephen King levels of description — want to help me co‑write one where the only horror is how pathetically in love I am with the byler stan since 2016?
- Every time you tweet about crying over Hamnet, Marty Supreme, or some devastating byler edit, I just think: if you feel that much over fictional boys, imagine the emotional damage we could do together.
- You made a Will the Wise–inspired hat and called him your sweet angel; if I show up wearing a matching Mike-coded disaster beanie, do I unlock the ‘canonically in love with the other side of the ship’ achievement?
- You keep saying ‘we all need to die’ and ‘we’re in hell,’ but you also quote The Cure and Bowie, cry over fanfic, and defend AO3 writers — statistically speaking, you’re exactly my type of emotionally devastated soulmate.
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Byler analyst since 2016. Once cried so hard over a fic I forgot to sleep. Media hot takes, Will Byers feelings, and the occasional Spanish meltdown.– @themindflayer
Your signature cocktail
The Byler Meltdown
This drink hits hard and fast, like their timeline mood swings from “we all should die” to “THE MOST PRECIOUS THING EVER”. Overproof dark rum is the raw, chaotic fandom rage of “this damn fandom man i'm so tired i think i hate all of you”, while blood orange liqueur captures the bittersweet pain and beauty of loving Will Byers so much that “every time i think of will byers i just start crying”. Smoked chili syrup is their sharp, spicy clapback energy from “you fuck ass bitches are emotinal sensitive ass jobless hoes who can't handle the fact i have an au”. The sparkling bitter lemon soda reflects how they intellectualize and overanalyze everything, like when they patiently explain epilogues and canon in “the books sequence is there to represent their grief, growing up and moving on”. Finally, the black cherry garnish is the dramatic, romantic core of a byler stan who believes in tragic boys and canon soulmates, as seen in “THEY'RE SO TRAGIC... my boys 💔” and “byler is so buzzy there's an alternative version of them IN THE SHOW ITSELF”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user is driven by strong convictions and a willingness to fight publicly for what they believe, which is very Gryffindor. They repeatedly jump into fandom conflict despite the stress it causes, e.g. complaining about people attacking headcanons in “they have nothing better to do than complain about headcanons” and venting that fandom discourse has pushed them to the edge in “this damn fandom man i'm so tired i think i hate all of you”, but they still keep speaking up. Their impulsive, dramatic reactions like “i'm being ragebaited idgaf at this point i think everyone should die” and “we all should die” show an intense, feelings-first temperament typical of Gryffindors rather than the colder calculation of Slytherin or the detachment of Ravenclaw. They also defend others’ creativity and emotions, as when they push back against people mocking fan writers in “it felt bad not to say anything when i spend the entire day on ao3” and when they protect Will as a character against unfair criticism in “i find it so funny when they# use 'he's badly written' as an excuse to hate on will...”. There is some Ravenclaw-style love of stories and analysis (e.g. deep dives into Stranger Things writing and praising a long fic in “spent the entire day reading this after oomf recommended and forgot i have to sleep... do yourself a favor because it's so well written”), but the dominant pattern is emotional courage, confrontational honesty, and reckless engagement with conflict—all hallmarks of Gryffindor.
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All Too Well (10 Minute Version) - Taylor Swift
A fitting song for them is All Too Well (10 Minute Version) because they’re deeply emotional, intensely attached to fictional characters, and constantly revisiting narrative pain the way the song circles back to the same heartbreak. They talk about being destroyed by media and fandom drama, like when they say “this damn fandom man i'm so tired i think i hate all of you” and “i'm traumatized by s5 of stranger things”, mirroring the song’s exhausted, burned-out nostalgia. Their love for Will and Byler is obsessive and aching—“every time i think of will byers i just start crying this can't be normal”—which matches the song’s fixation on one person and one story. The dramatic swings between affection and despair, from “THE MOST PRECIOUS THING EVER” to “we all should die”, feel like the emotional highs and lows in the bridge and outro. And like the song’s heavy use of specific imagery and memory, they obsess over tiny canon details and epilogues, as in “they literally show you in the epilogue that they remain friends…”, treating stories with the same microscopic emotional scrutiny that defines All Too Well.
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