Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Loyal friend: Promotes a friend’s raffle and dream trip in “qm tiver c um dinheirinho sobrando e quiser ajudar o sonho de um amg meu... entra na rifa!!!” and expresses support for Miro in “miro is getting the recognition he deserves for his amazing games”.
- Socially aware: Criticizes deshumanization of victims in “vc só ta desumanizando uma pessoa q provavelmente ja se desumaniza o suficiente” and wishes Bolsonaro to stay in jail in “Que o bolsonaro fique sem bom dia por muito tempo”.
- Protective fan: Defends Pokémon’s artistic intent in “I fucking hate sexual pokémon jokes... you're a porn addict” and calls out Palworld’s design copying in “palworld podia ser bom se eles n tivessem literalmente TODOS os pals copiados de pokemon”.
- Consistent creative: Posts daily Órion drawings over many days in tweets like “órion posting day 24” and “Órion posting?!?!? day 1”, showing persistence with personal projects.
- Self-reflective: Openly discusses neurodivergence and differences with sibling in “a diferença brusca entre tdah/tda são mto doidas... se eu tiver errada pd falar”, signaling willingness to examine themselves and be corrected.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh tone: Uses aggressive phrasing and insults, e.g. “gozada satanica estilo biohazard”, “vai toma no cu”, and “bando de PETISTA FIKHA DA PUTA”.
- Self-destructive talk: Jokes or vents about wanting to die or jump from a building in “eu acho q vou morrer”, “vou me matar”, and “Quero.Pular. De. Um. Prédio. Roger.”.
- Crude humor: Frequently uses graphic or vulgar imagery like “dito isso esses dias to tendo uma diarreia da porra”, “todos q falaram do meu desenho do weeping scope so pq os pelo do saco é maior q a amazonia”, and “mo vontade de macaco”.
- Overexposing personal: Shares intimate health and emotional struggles publicly in tweets like “esses dias to tendo uma diarreia da porra” and repeated posts about wanting to go home or die such as “eu quero ir pra casa eu quer9 ir pra casa”.
- Pessimistic outlook: Expresses hopelessness or intense negativity about life and interests in “matematica é uma estrategia de controlacao populacional pras pessoas se matarem” and “queria poder bloquear todo tipo de conteudo sobre funamusea/okegom da minha vida”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Neo most closely matches Bart Simpson: irreverent, chaotic, but ultimately good‑hearted. Their timeline is full of shitposting and crude humor, like calling something a “gozada satanica estilo biohazard” and saying “matematica é uma estrategia de controlacao populacional pras pessoas se matarem”, which fits Bart’s immature, over-the-top way of expressing himself. They also show a love of video games and cartoons (Pokémon, Minecraft, Omori, Funger), which is strongly Bart-coded, e.g. “se o fortnite n voltar daq a 5 minutos eu vou cometer um crime” and enthusiastic Pokemon UNITE posts like “#PokemonUNITE #NintendoSwitch yeppie”. At the same time, there’s a surprisingly empathetic and reflective side, such as criticizing how people dehumanize victims in “vc só ta desumanizando uma pessoa q provavelmente ja se desumaniza o suficiente”, similar to the rare but sincere moments when Bart shows emotional depth. The mix of loud humor, occasional edge, pop‑culture obsession, and flashes of genuine care makes Bart the best Simpsons match.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as more introverted: most tweets revolve around games, art, and niche interests rather than socializing, and they openly say things like “é incrivel escrever qualquer coisa aq no twitter pq eu sei q ngm ve”, implying low social reach and a certain comfort with it. Their interests and commentary show strong intuition: they get attached to stories, symbolism, and fictional worlds (e.g. emotional attachment to OMORI in “Great game. Would play for the 4th time.” and respect for mythology in “Stories like Typhlosion's are made to represent real life mythology involving yokai.”) rather than concrete, day‑to‑day practical topics. They lean feeling: they get passionate about how people are treated, as in “tratar uma pessoa q passou por uma situação dessa como NADA MAIS doq uma vítima... Vc só ta desumanizando uma pessoa...”, and their rants (about porn addiction, fandoms, politics) are rooted in values and emotional reactions more than detached logic. Their style is chaotic, improvisational, and not very planned, suggesting perceiving: they repeatedly post daily Orion drawings in a loose, playful way (“orion posting day 10”, etc.) but also complain spontaneously about things like diarrhea, games being down, or school without any sense of long‑term structure (“se o fortnite n voltar daq a 5 minutos eu vou cometer um crime”). Overall, their combination of introspective gaming/art obsession, value‑heavy commentary, emotional intensity, and unstructured posting best fits INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep saying you’re literally Vergil from Devil May Cry, but if this party’s getting crazy, can I be the one person you *don’t* send to hell so we can share seat nº2 on your Vergil’s lap express?
- As a fellow Pokémon enjoyer who hates sexual Pokémon jokes, I promise to never ruin Typhlosion lore… but I *will* ask you out on a very normal, completely SFW Poké-date. You bring the Shiny Alcremie, I’ll bring something sweeter.
- You survived losing trophies with Piper, Fortnite going down, Overwatch crashing *and* Palworld being a bootleg Pokémon — statistically, after all that suffering, the universe owes you a win… starting with a date with me.
- You posted Orion every single day like a ritual, and honestly? If you can commit that hard to a character, I kind of want to see how dangerous you’d be if you decided to commit to a person. Hypothetically. Like… me, for example.
- You said math is population control because it makes people want to die, but if we go out, I swear the only numbers we’ll think about are your win rate on Pokémon Unite and how many times I can make you laugh in one night.
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Your new Twitter bio
Neo | Gamer & doodler surviving math, Minecraft wars & cursed fandoms. Once lost trophies on Piper and blamed life, not lactose. Opinions are my own.– @theneokaiser
Your signature cocktail
Neo’s Funger Overdrive
This cocktail starts with silver cachaça infused with burnt sugar and coffee to capture Neo’s intense, slightly chaotic Brazilian gamer vibe and those late‑night rants like “dito isso esses dias to tendo uma diarreia da porra…” and “se o fortnite n voltar daq a 5 minutos eu vou cometer um crime”. Guaraná soda with lime keeps it hyper and playful, echoing their shitposting energy and cluttered fandom life from “pokemon” to “porra do overwatch caiu”. A homemade red pepper syrup brings a sharp kick that fits their outspoken, occasionally vicious humor in tweets like “gozada satanica estilo biohazard” and “sai do fake sylvian isso n vai salvar seu casamento”. The splash of blue curaçao is a nod to their dramatic, edgy aesthetic and gaming tastes, from “eu sou literalmente Vergil de Devil May Cry” to their love of weirder titles like Funger in “i shit on pyrocynical for making the funger video but deep down im happy…”. Finally, the smoked salt rim represents that salty but ultimately protective, loyal side that goes off on fandoms and discourse—see “people will look at this and think 'hell yeah'” and the firm stance in “I fucking hate sexual pokémon jokes… you're a porn addict.”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Neo shows a strong tendency to loudly stand up for their beliefs, even when it’s confrontational or unpopular, which is very Gryffindor. They openly call out sexualization in fandoms and defend a more respectful view, as in “I fucking hate sexual pokémon jokes. It's really not funny and it never was… If you can't enjoy anything without sexualizing it… you're a porn addict.”, and they also take political stances bluntly, like “bom dia pra todo mundo, exceto quem tá preso. Que o bolsonaro fique sem bom dia por muito tempo”. Their tweets are impulsive, intense, and emotionally honest – from dramatic humor about mental health and stress, e.g. “Quero.Pular. De. Um. Prédio. Roger.”, to over-the-top reactions like “se o fortnite n voltar daq a 5 minutos eu vou cometer um crime”. At the same time, there’s clear loyalty and protectiveness toward creators and friends, such as defending Miro while still being critical of the wider community in “i shit on pyrocynical for making the funger video but deep down im happy because miro is getting the recognition he deserves… I can just mute the funger community… win win.” and supporting a friend’s dream in “qm tiver c um dinheirinho sobrando e quiser ajudar o sonho de um amg meu… entra na rifa!!!”. While there are hints of wit and creativity, the dominant traits are boldness, moral conviction, and a tendency to charge headfirst into conflicts and causes—classic Gryffindor energy rather than the subtler, calculated approach of Slytherin or the calmer dedication of Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
basket case - green day
A well‑suited song for Neo is “basket case” by Green Day, with its mix of self‑deprecating humor, chaos, and anxiety. They often joke about mental health and feeling overwhelmed, like when they post “eu acho q vou morrer” and “Quero.Pular. De. Um. Prédio. Roger.”. The song’s frantic, slightly unhinged tone fits tweets such as “matematica é uma estrategia de controlacao populacional pras pessoas se matarem” and their chaotic gaming complaints like “se o fortnite n voltar daq a 5 minutos eu vou cometer um crime”. At the same time, there’s clear self‑awareness and humor in posts such as “eu sou literalmente Vergil de Devil May Cry” and “é incrivel escrever qualquer coisa aq no twitter pq eu sei q ngm ve”, matching the song’s vibe of laughing at your own instability. Their messy, passionate fandom life—from Pokémon to Funger to Omori—also mirrors the song’s energetic, slightly chaotic pop‑punk spirit.
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