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Your Simpsons character
@thenursespyre mirrors Lisa Simpson through their intense, hyper-fixated passion for niche media and a strong moral compass regarding social justice. Much like Lisa’s activism, the user frequently calls out discrimination, such as “transphobes trying to convince themselves that they're not transphobic” and the misgendering of characters. They share Lisa's intellectual frustration with the world, notably when they “HATEEEEE epilepsy warnings like this” because they demand more specific information. Despite their cynicism, they exhibit a deeply protective, sentimental side for their "comfort" characters, exemplified by their ecstatic reaction to Reverse: 1999's Lilya: “MY DAUHTYER I LOVE HER LILYAAAAAAAAAAAA”. Ultimately, their blend of high-brow fandom analysis and outspoken advocacy makes them a perfect match for the Springfield elementary overachiever.

Your MBTI personality Type
Sydney Sargent demonstrates an Introverted (I) preference through a focus on solitary gaming and intense internal hyper-fixations, noting they “spent half an hour trying to find a reaction image” alone. Their Intuition (N) is evident in their constant projection onto fictional characters and focus on tropes, such as reimagining characters as different ethnicities or declaring “every single james marriott song just screams regulus to me”. As a Feeling (F) type, they are deeply driven by emotional values and personal identity, expressing intense protectiveness over characters like Lilya, stating “i genuinely get so sad about it i feel like she's right next to me”. Finally, their Perceiving (P) trait shows in their chaotic, spontaneous tweeting style and self-admitted lack of discipline, exemplified by their struggle to even “stand for an your hand a half straight” without feeling restless or ill.

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Middle Eastern-British 19yo in Liverpool. Ardent collector of bones and gacha pulls. Once mistook a local barista for a YouTuber; now I just stick to sewing videos.– @thenursespyre

Your signature cocktail
This experimental cocktail captures Sydney’s chaotic energy, blending the “overwhelmingly angry” punch of espresso with the smoky depth of a “stoner butch” identity. The deep red pomegranate reflects her love for “LILYA MY BABY”, while the chilling Snezhnayan frost of the chilled glass honors her hope for a “snowy and depressing” aesthetic. Finally, the popping garnish mimics the frustration of “flashing lights” in games, serving as a total “#truthnuke” to the senses.

Your Hogwarts House
Sydney Sargent displays a classic Slytherin blend of intense loyalty to a curated inner circle combined with a sharp, protective edge toward outsiders. This is evident in their aggressive defense of favored characters, such as claiming “someone talking shit about lilya genuinely made me angry”, and their unfiltered honesty regarding personal ambitions and desires, like when they state they “wanna have sex with that elephant so bad”. Their resourcefulness and self-preservation surface through their humor regarding their own mental health, specifically mentioning “when i can turn my bpd on and off whenever its convenient”. Ultimately, their pride in their identity and their willingness to be confrontational about their specific tastes align them firmly with the house of ambition and cunning.

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Sydney Sargent's online persona perfectly captures the high-energy, chaotic, and unapologetically bold energy of Bubblegum Bitch. They are deeply embedded in niche fandoms and internet subcultures, often expressing intense emotional attachments to characters as seen when they scream, “LILYAAAA LILYAAA LILATA AOAIAILAYlakikataayatahatsyLIKYA LILYA LILYA... MY DAUHTYER I LOVE HER”. This song's blend of sugary aesthetics and aggressive attitude mirrors their self-description as a “stoner butch” who isn't afraid to be confrontational, such as when they joke about their therapist suggesting jumping jacks “so id stop hitting people”. Their tweets reflect a mix of feminine 𐙚 aesthetics and a “don't care” attitude, exemplified by their sarcastic take on personal identity: “dressed in a suit hoping people know i'm a stupid fag”.

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