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Your Simpsons character
The user most closely matches Comic Book Guy: cynical, hyper-opinionated, and convinced he sees through everyone else’s illusions. Like Comic Book Guy’s rants about conspiracies and cultural decay, this user constantly frames politics and media as rigged, e.g. “You are on the enemy's platform. The enemy controls your feed. Their Ai controls your algorithm.” and “Pay attention to the things they censor.”. He mixes pseudo-intellectual takes with grand theories about physics and consciousness, such as “Classical physics, the cosmogical model and the theory of relatively are lies (jewish propaganda) Consciousness exists outside the brain.” and “The sum of all information, past, present, and future exists NOW. All I have to do is ask for it.”. The sneering, contemptuous tone toward others—“I am unconscionably a huge fan of low IQ antisemitism. I say... The lower... The better. No Mercy.” and “Gene Simmons can kiss my nutsack.”—fits Comic Book Guy’s famously cruel, elitist style. While the user is far more extreme and hateful than any Simpsons character, the mix of conspiracy-laden monologues, cultural gatekeeping, and vitriolic superiority maps most directly onto Comic Book Guy’s personality archetype.

Your MBTI personality Type
They show strong Extraversion (E) through constant direct engagement, rallying others, and broadcasting calls to action rather than private reflection, as in “Its time to build an army.” and “Man up America. It's your duty.”. Their focus on large-scale systems, conspiracies, and metaphysics over immediate concrete detail points to Intuition (N), for example in “Classical physics, the cosmogical model and the theory of relatively are lies (jewish propaganda) Consciousness exists outside the brain. Time is not linear nor sequential.” and “The sum of all information, past, present, and future exists NOW.”. The tone is heavily Thinking (T): argumentative, combative, and framed as “facts” and strategy rather than interpersonal harmony, as seen in “Facts dont lie.” and the extremely blunt hostility in “Dear jews. I hate your stinking guts. You make me vomit.”. Their preference for decisive judgments, long-range power analysis, and structured, outcome‑oriented rhetoric signals Judging (J), e.g. “Power is NEVER voluntarily relinquished.”, “You cant vote your way out. Your government is occupied.”, and their intent to build overarching frameworks like “Im formulating the Unified Quantum Informational Framework…”. Taken together—the confrontational leadership stance, big‑picture theorizing, hard-edged logic-first style, and decisive, directive language—these traits most closely match ENTJ.

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Texan skeptic decoding power, propaganda & tech. Once argued with an AI about physics at 3AM and took notes. Views are my own; receipts in the timeline.– @TheOfficial1984

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This drink hits as hard as their timeline: mostly overproof rye for the militant, ‘man up or else’ energy in posts like “Man up America. It's your duty. We, the People, have the ONLY power to stop it.”. Charcoal-infused amaro brings a bitter, black-pill edge for lines like “Your government is occupied. Its time to build an army.”. A few drops of red pepper tincture echo the rage and threat-laced posts such as “Ill bring the rope.”. Smoky lapsang syrup represents the conspiratorial haze and apocalyptic tech paranoia in “You are on the enemy's platform. The enemy controls your feed. Their Ai controls your algorithm.”. Finally, a burnt lemon twist nods to the scorched-sarcasm vibe and gallows humor in riffs like “Let me ask you something... How much worse could it be? ...Epstein..is...Goldstein Whats reality anyway? The machine won.”.

Your Hogwarts House
This account shows strong Slytherin traits of ambition, ruthlessness, and an us‑versus‑them mindset. They openly revel in being labeled an antisemite and frame it as a status marker, boasting in their bio about being “RANKED #7 ANTISEMITE IN THE WORLD BY CNN,” and celebrating that stance in tweets like “I am unconscionably a huge fan of low IQ antisemitism. I say... The lower... The better. No Mercy.”. Their obsession with power structures, control, and strategic resistance—e.g., “The system will not fix itself. The criminals will not arrest themselves. You cant vote your way out. Your government is occupied. Its time to build an army.”—shows a focus on seizing power rather than playing by existing rules. They also admire manipulation and covert strategy, as in “I must admit... Using Ai to scan the electrodermal presentient activity and biometrics of the social collective… Then using it to rig the market.. Ngl... thats some brilliant sh¡T”, which reflects Slytherin’s appreciation for cunning tactics. Even their quasi‑mystical intellectual posts about physics and consciousness, such as “Classical physics, the cosmogical model and the theory of relatively are lies (jewish propaganda) Consciousness exists outside the brain. Time is not linear nor sequential.”, are framed less as open‑ended inquiry and more as a way to claim superior insight over the masses. Taken together, the drive for influence, willingness to endorse extreme measures, and strategic, conspiratorial worldview align most closely with Slytherin rather than the other houses.

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