Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shows affection and vulnerability, e.g. “Te amo mierdecilla con patas ME OYES ?@!#?@ ♥️♥️” and joking about being remembered as a lesbian after exam stress in “Perdonadme oomfies...”.
- Politically aware: Calls out perceived injustice, as in “Los eurof@gs enajenados y negando los incontables crímenes de guerra de Israel...”, showing engagement with global issues.
- Humorously self-deprecating: Mocks their own life situation and identity, e.g. bio lines like “Dirty house🏚️. Hoe🚂. Gold digger🏗️. Stink pussy🤢. 5 kids👨👩👧👦. A cheater🖇️.” and exaggerating academic suffering in “llevo dos semanas follao a exámenes...”.
- Affectionate friend: Frequently expresses love and protective feelings toward others, e.g. “Te amo mierdecilla con patas...” and wanting to hug Villarroya while shouting support in “Necesito abrazar por la espalda a Villarroya...”.
- Playfully creative: Uses dramatic imagery and roleplay-like language, such as “Never question a 5'6 bi wasian man in front me NEVER AGAIN” and “The cub is eating the goat and MOTHER IS SERVING”.
Weaknesses:
- Harshly confrontational: Uses aggressive language toward others, e.g. “simplemente podrían cerrar la puta boca y ya está” in the tweet about Eurovision and Israel.
- Self-destructive humor: Leans into negative self-image as a joke, describing themselves as “Hoe🚂... Stink pussy🤢... A cheater🖇️.” in the bio, which normalizes unhealthy self-talk.
- Overworked burnout: Describes severe neglect of sleep and meals, e.g. “durmiendo una media de 4 horas... estos 3 últimos días sin comer a mediodía y hoy ni he cenado...”, showing poor self-care boundaries.
- Insomnia-prone: Complains about not being able to sleep and feeling on the edge in “me cago en los muertos que no pillo hoy el sueño voy a perder la cabeza”.
- Impulsive reactive: Mentions “provocando al ascendente Aries” in “Hoy todos provocando al ascendente Aries que llevo dentro” and extreme reactions like “Take....this.....down....NOW”, suggesting quick, intense responses.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user aligns most with Lisa Simpson, especially in their mix of strong opinions, overachieving student stress, and queer, socially aware identity. Like Lisa, they’re clearly academically overwhelmed yet determined, as shown by “llevo dos semanas follao a exámenes y proyectos, durmiendo una media de 4 horas…”, which mirrors Lisa’s tendency to overwork herself for school. Their explicit political stance and anger at injustice, such as “Los eurof@gs enajenados y negando los incontables crímenes de guerra de Israel sobre el pueblo palestino…”, strongly recalls Lisa’s activist, morally driven side. At the same time, they’re dramatic, emotionally intense, and a bit chaotic in love and friendship — “Te amo mierdecilla con patas ME OYES ?@!#?@ ♥️♥️” and “OOUH ME HAS TRAICIONADO ?!#!!@?!” — which fits Lisa’s flair for melodrama when she cares deeply. Their queer, gender-playful bio and tweets about pronouns (“The pronoum monarch”, “🚨DIOSE PRONOMBRES DETECTADE 🚨”) echo Lisa’s tendency to question norms and side with progressive, identity-based causes. Overall, they’re a sharper-tongued, more online, grown-up Lisa: intellectual, politically engaged, exhausted, and loudly, unapologetically themselves.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They show clear Extraversion (E) through highly social, performative, and attention-grabbing tweets, constantly addressing "oomfies" and dramatizing their life, e.g., “Perdonadme oomfies pero es que llevo dos semanas follao a exámenes...” and very public declarations of affection like “Te amo mierdecilla con patas ME OYES ?@!#?@ ♥️♥️”. Their style points to Intuition (N): they lean into symbolism, exaggeration, and playful abstraction rather than concrete detail, such as calling themselves “The pronoum monarch”, or referring to Eurovision fans with moral/political commentary in “Los eurof@gs enajenados y negando los incontables crímenes de guerra de Israel...”. They prioritize Feeling (F) over detached logic, reacting from values and emotion—anger about injustice, intense affection, and melodramatic humor, like “Never question a 5'6 bi wasian man in front me NEVER AGAIN Take....this.....down....NOW” and “Hoy todos provocando al ascendente Aries que llevo dentro”. Finally, their spontaneity and somewhat chaotic lifestyle suggests Perceiving (P): they mention exhaustion, lack of structure, and last-minute scrambling like “Perdonadme oomfies... durmiendo una media de 4 horas...” and “Que casi se me olvida echar la beca mamones !!”, along with impulsive, in-the-moment reactions such as “me cago en los muertos que no pillo hoy el sueño voy a perder la cabeza”. Altogether, the emotionally intense, socially loud, and improvisational style aligns best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you’re really ‘follao a exámenes y proyectos’ and still identifying as a tired lesbian, let me be your extra‑credit assignment and your eight hours of sleep in one.
- You said ‘The pronoum monarch’—does that make you royalty? Because I’m fully prepared to be the jester, the court gay, and the loyal subject if it gets me a seat next to your throne.
- You, exhausted, forgetting to eat and almost missing the scholarship application, still worrying about eurofans ignoring Palestine… honestly, that combination of chaos and conscience is stupidly attractive.
- If your ‘dirty house’ needs a disaster to match the décor, I volunteer; we can read ‘los jorgitos’ together, question if Dios is bisexual, and then test the theory with some practical fieldwork.
- You warned us about your Aries ascendant and ‘la mala leche del maricón’—perfect, I’ve been looking for someone who can argue about Eurovision war crimes, then cuddle like we’re both 5'6 bi wasian men’s fiercest lawyers.
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Queer student running on 4h sleep, exams & pop culture takes. Once forgot to eat but remembered to apply for a grant. Opinions powered by roncola.– @theoldkingrat
Your signature cocktail
Dirty House Gold Digger Sour
This cocktail is a chaotic, sleep‑deprived punch to the face, just like being “follao a exámenes y proyectos, durmiendo una media de 4 horas” and still going out anyway. Dark rum brings the horny, messy bravado of a self-proclaimed “Hoe🚂. Gold digger🏗️.”, while the espresso shot is the academic survival fuel that keeps them ranting about “los incontables crímenes de guerra de Israel” at 3 a.m. Triple sec adds a bright, slightly unhinged sweetness for the dramatic declarations like “Te amo mierdecilla con patas ME OYES ?@!#?@ ♥️♥️” and the over-the-top stan energy of “The cub is eating the goat and MOTHER IS SERVING”. Fresh lemon juice cuts through with a tart bite, matching the ‘GET A JOB’ ferocity of “GET A JOB” and the chaotic screaming such as “POR QYE ESYAN TODOS TAN. BUENOS ??@!#!?@!?@?! ”. Finally, a dash of smoked salt represents the self-aware filth of “Dirty house🏚️. Hoe🚂. Gold digger🏗️. Stink pussy🤢.”, grounding the drink in grimy humor and queer monarch energy worthy of “The pronoum monarch”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows strong Gryffindor traits: boldness, outspoken convictions, and impulsive emotional intensity. Their political and moral courage is clear when they openly call out others over Palestine and Eurovision in a very direct way: “Los eurof@gs enajenados y negando los incontables crímenes de guerra de Israel sobre el pueblo palestino solo por escuchar cuatro canciones de mierda cuando simplemente podrían cerrar la puta boca y ya está”, which reflects the classic Gryffindor tendency to confront perceived injustice head‑on. They also dramatize their own struggles with exams and exhaustion in a gallows‑humor, heroic way: “Perdonadme oomfies pero es que llevo dos semanas follao a exámenes y proyectos… Si no salgo de esta recordadme como lo que era; lesbiana♥️🕊️”, suggesting a flair for self-sacrifice and performance rather than quiet diligence. Their fiery reactions to people and media, like “Este video ha sacado todo el mal que hay en mí” and “Hoy todos provocando al ascendente Aries que llevo dentro”, fit a hot-headed, reactive temperament more than a calculating Slytherin or a studious Ravenclaw. Even in affection they’re intense and possessive, as in “Te amo mierdecilla con patas ME OYES ?@!#?@ ♥️♥️” and “Y ES MÍO ENTERO 🫶”, which echoes Gryffindor’s passionate loyalty, just expressed in a chaotic, modern way.
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Your song
villano antillano: Bzrp Music Sessions, Vol. 51 - Bizarrap & Villano Antillano
The chaotic, unapologetic queer energy of Bzrp Music Sessions, Vol. 51 fits them perfectly: their bio (“LG(?)T. Dirty house🏚️. Hoe🚂. Gold digger🏗️. Stink pussy🤢. 5 kids👨👩👧👦. A cheater🖇️.”) already reads like a hyperbolic, tongue‑in‑cheek Villano bar. They mix exhaustion and drama with humor, like when they write about being overwhelmed with exams and projects and end it with “remember me as what I was; lesbian ♥️🕊️” in “Perdonadme oomfies pero es que llevo dos semanas follao a exámenes y proyectos…”, which mirrors the song’s blend of vulnerability and swagger. Their loud queer stance and pronoun play in “The pronoum monarch” and “🚨DIOSE PRONOMBRES DETECTADE 🚨” resonate with Villano’s defiant trans and non‑binary visibility. The cutting, political edge in “Los eurof@gs enajenados y negando los incontables crímenes de guerra de Israel…” also matches the song’s confrontational, no‑filter attitude. Overall, their horny, dramatic, hyper-online persona—seen in tweets like “Te amo mierdecilla con patas ME OYES ?@!#?@ ♥️♥️” and “POR QYE ESYAN TODOS TAN. BUENOS ??@!#!?@!?@?! ”—aligns with the track’s over-the-top confidence and queer club energy.
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