Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Culinary Skill: Theo takes great pride in his cooking, boasting that his “fried rice” and overall “cooking skills should be studied”.
- Caretaker Nature: He shows dedication to his family, acting as a “nurse and housekeeper” for his sick aunt and helping her “stop smoking”.
- Technical Resourcefulness: Theo is capable of fixing his own equipment, specifically noting when he “fixed the headphones” that were broken on one side.
- Social Generosity: He expresses a selfless new dream of “cooking at least one dish for every friend” because he genuinely wants to do it for them.
- Self-Awareness: He is honest about his emotional state, admitting when he feels “melancholic, needy, or bored” rather than hiding his feelings.
Weaknesses:
- Emotional Volatility: He admits to being “melancholic and needy” and struggles with the feeling of “dying alone”.
- Severe Procrastination: Theo openly acknowledges his struggle with productivity, stating he “genuinely needs to stop procrastinating”.
- Conflict Aversion: When faced with problems, his defense mechanism is to “ignore everything” in hopes that they will eventually vanish.
- Short Temper: He displays aggressive outbursts over sports and family, using insults like “go to hell” toward players and venting about his “unbearable sister”.
- Poor Sleep Hygiene: Theo consistently posts about “fighting sleep” and falling asleep at “2:30 AM” while listening to ASMR.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Theo embodies the chaotic yet surprisingly sentimental energy of Bart Simpson, often referring to himself as “the devil” while maintaining a mischievous online persona. Despite his edgy humor and frequent use of slang like “namoral, vsf”, he reveals a deeply caring side for his friends and family, such as his dream of “cooking at least one dish for every friend of mine”. Much like Bart, he is a fan of pop culture and games, specifically mentioning Five Nights at Freddy's and the Saw saga, and he struggles with authority and boredom, admitting “I genuinely need to stop procrastinating”. Ultimately, Theo balances a rebellious “I have no enemies” attitude with a relatable teenage vulnerability.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Theo exhibits Extroversion (E) through a constant need for social interaction and external feedback, frequently asking moots “what would you do with me?” and sharing updates on their daily social life. Their Intuition (N) is seen in their focus on personal 'lore,' symbolic aesthetics like “the blue garden”, and the abstract desire for a feeling that “transcended everything I had felt before.” As a Feeling (F) type, they are highly guided by emotions and values, expressing a dream to “cook at least one dish for every friend of mine” because it is something they 'genuinely want to do.' Finally, their Perceiving (P) trait is evident in their self-admitted procrastination and spontaneous lifestyle, noting they are “half creative, half melancholy, half needy, half bored” while constantly shifting between various tasks and hobbies.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you my favorite fried rice recipe? Because you're the only meal I'd ever want to cook for all my friends.
- I promise I’m way better than a ‘Sion ASMR’ video—you won’t even need to put your phone on the charger to enjoy my company.
- If we were in Jujutsu Kaisen, I’d pull a Hakari and bet it all on us; I’d even let you take the seat next to Kirara.
- They say you're the prestativo devil, but honestly, helping your aunt stop smoking is the most angelic thing I've ever heard.
- I know you hate the color green, but I promise I'm the ‘green flag’ that’ll make you stop wanting to stay single in this Bahia heat.
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Your new Twitter bio
Pansexual nursing student and culinary enthusiast. When I’m not overthinking JJK lore or caring for my aunt, I’m cooking the perfect fried rice. Bahian at heart.– @Theosbet
Your signature cocktail
The Hell-Cook’s Blue Garden
This drink captures the chaotic yet domestic energy of a 17-year-old who claims to be “the most helpful devil I know”. The blue hue reflects their bio's 'blue garden,' while the savory syrup honors their pride in the kitchen, specifically “my fried rice”. Despite the 'devil' aesthetic, the sweetness highlights their nurturing side, as they spent days “taking care of my aunt” and stopping her from smoking. It’s a strong, experimental blend for someone who is “simultaneously the most intelligent and the dumbest person I know,” perfectly suited for a Flamengo fan suffering through a “game in a swimming pool.”
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Theo embodies the Hufflepuff spirit through a profound dedication to caretaking and communal loyalty, often putting others' needs above his own. He demonstrates significant patience and hard work while acting as a caregiver, noting, “To tendo que ser enfermeiro, diarista... eu sou o diabo mais prestativo que conheço” and expressing a heartfelt dream to “cozinhar pelo menos um prato pra todo amigo meu”. His sense of justice and fairness is evident when he defends personal autonomy, stating, “parem de dar pitaco em como as pessoas querem se relacionar entre si”. Furthermore, his unwavering loyalty to his family is clear as he celebrates helping his aunt, even while exhausted: “consegui fazer ela parar de fumar, o diabo tá fazendo alguém parar de fumar e vcs? nada”.
Your movie
Your song
Devil Doesn't Bargain - Alec Benjamin
Theosbet frequently adopts a 'devil' persona, as seen in their bio and when they claim to be “the most helpful devil I know”, aligning with the song's juxtaposition of a dark identity and complex human emotions. The track's themes of emotional exhaustion and difficult relationships resonate with Theo's recent 'lore' update about “playing the role of nurse, maid, and bodyguard” while dealing with a lack of reciprocity. There is even a direct, humorous connection to the artist, as Theo jokingly tells the singer, “Alec, I didn't give you the right to take my venting in your DM and turn it into 4 songs”. This blend of self-deprecating 'infernal' humor and the vulnerability of someone who “thinks they’ll die alone” makes this Alec Benjamin track a perfect fit.
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