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Your Simpsons character
Like Lisa, Colon is a principled intellectual and gifted programmer who often finds himself as the lone voice of reason in a chaotic community. He possesses a sharp, analytical mind, which he uses to critique game design and developer decisions, such as when he noted that “higher decisions are NOT coming from modchat” to dispel community myths. His dedication to his craft is evident in his creation of tools like GDBrowser and his observation that “every video i make seems to push the limits of what people will willingly listen to me talk about”, mirroring Lisa's tendency to over-explain her niche interests. Despite his high-level technical skills, he retains a deep appreciation for art and emotional storytelling, famously praising unbeatable as “one of the greatest works of art i've seen”. Ultimately, his blend of activism, musical rhythm, and technical brilliance makes him the perfect match for the smartest Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
Colon exhibits Introversion through his focus on solitary programming and his preference for digital spaces, noting that “twitter is better for big funny banger posts and bsky is more for small 'hey heres whats up in my life' updates”. His Intuition is evident in his abstract humor and obsession with game mechanics, such as proposing a “chaotic idea: geometry dash competition where halfway through the deadline gets pushed closer”. The Thinking trait is highlighted by his analytical approach to software, such as his “gd spritesheet splitter” and his technical breakdown of “2.208 additions... NOT in the changelog”. Finally, he shows Perceiving through a spontaneous, project-heavy lifestyle, admitting he has “no memory of these levels” he created years ago and frequently taking on various coding side-quests.

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Canadian programmer & GD mod. I once unplugged my PC mid-stream while beating an insane demon. Helping craft @RhythmDrGame and hoarding Miku plushies. 🦊– @TheRealGDColon

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This experimental spirit is inspired by a Canadian programmer who admits “geometry dash is my favorite game engine”. The base of maple whisky honors his roots, while the fizzy yuzu reflects his “kitsune” persona and high-energy rhythm game obsession. The bitters represent his sharp critiques of level design, yet the silver glitter celebrates a milestone of “20,000 stars!!!” and his role as a moderator. It's a complex blend for someone who can “talk for 20 minutes” about a single tweet, topped with a fox garnish because he's “literally me”.

Your Hogwarts House
Colon exhibits the quintessential Ravenclaw trait of analytical creativity, often dissecting game mechanics with a focus on optimization and discovery. This is seen when he deduces technical exploits, noting “you can use easing to bypass the zoom limit in the editor”, or when he meticulously documents undocumented game updates, stating “most of the new 2.208 additions are NOT in the changelog so here's what i've found”. His wit and love for niche knowledge are evident in his pride over “my accidental DAW that people continue to obliterate the limits of” and his desire to play games with “unhinged” level design. Ultimately, his commitment to programming tools like the “gd spritesheet splitter” showcases a mind that prioritizes utility and logical problem-solving through a creative lens.

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This song perfectly mirrors Colon's identity as a Vocaloid enthusiast and an entertainer with a quirky, fast-paced digital lifestyle. His deep appreciation for the genre is evident in tweets like “i yearn for more vsynth electroswing” and “guys i bought the pinocchiop art book he's my goat :')”. The song’s blend of energetic electronic beats and chaotic internet culture themes aligns with his role as a Geometry Dash moderator and developer who admits “every video i make seems to push the limits of what people will willingly listen to me talk about”. Furthermore, the kitsune and miku-centric aesthetics of the track resonate with his bio and his frequent “impulse bought another miku because i have free will” posts.

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