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This user lines up most closely with Bart Simpson: enthusiastic, chaotic in a fun way, and deeply immersed in his favorite media. Like Bart obsessing over Radioactive Man and video games, they hyper-fixate on COD Zombies and Sonic, gushing about music and details such as “I don’t care what anybody says about BO7. I can play as TEDD and this song is in the soundtrack. It’s a great game” and “I LOVE the Default Weapon”. Their humor is playful and slightly chaotic, with meme-y, impulsive posts like “What if uhhh Ummmmmmmmmmm Uhhhhhhhhhhh” and “uhhhhhhhhh”, very reminiscent of Bart’s stream-of-consciousness jokiness. At the same time, there’s a surprisingly reflective, sentimental side—seen in their bio about living life to the fullest and nostalgic posts like “Little me genuinely getting something awakened in me watching and hearing the Origins intro cutscene”—which fits Bart’s hidden depth and emotional awareness under the prankster exterior. Their constant mix of jokes, gaming, rebellion against design decisions (“Horrible change. Tasks are the best part of Survival for me”), and heartfelt fandom energy makes Bart the best overall match.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: their tweets revolve around solitary hobbies (COD Zombies, Sonic, music) rather than social events, and they often frame things from a personal, internal POV, like reflecting on burnout in “Sometimes I think to myself that I’m burnt out on BO7 and have 0 things I want to do in it but then I force myself to play Ashes and have an amazing time every time”. Their bio is reflective and slightly melancholic — “Every world has it’s end… that’s why we gotta Live Life to the fullest in the time we have” — and they frequently think in "what if" scenarios (“I think about the timeline where Sledgehammer makes COD 2020 quite a bit, and just how much it impacts every COD after it (and BO4).”; “What if Tranzit was fun?”), all pointing to Intuition over Sensing. They show strong emotional investment and value-driven takes, highlighting music and narrative impact rather than pure mechanics, as in “Origins did a really good job at showing the new crew’s shock and inexperience… I think BO7’s new crew should’ve been more like this.” and “I don’t care what anybody says about BO7. I can play as TEDD and this song is in the soundtrack. It’s a great game”, which fits Feeling over Thinking. Their style is spontaneous, playful, and idea-driven rather than structured or plan-focused, full of off-the-cuff riffs like “What if uhhh Ummmmmmmmmmm Uhhhhhhhhhhh” and sudden dream speculation about future maps in “I had a dream about the next BO7 map…”, suggesting Perceiving over Judging. Taken together — introspective, imaginative, emotionally attached to stories and music, and highly spontaneous — they most closely resemble an INFP.

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COD Zombies & Sonic enthusiast. Got my BO2 disc stuck once, still survived Liberty Falls. Sharing clips, music takes, and Dark Aether brainworms.– @TheRealMinsky

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The Dark Aether Rush is a strong, slightly chaotic mix, just like someone who plays Warzone for the obscure voice lines and still gushes about COD soundtracks, as seen in “Guy who plays Warzone just to hear voice lines he wouldn’t hear otherwise” and “I don’t care what anybody says about BO7. I can play as TEDD and this song is in the soundtrack. It’s a great game”. Black vodka reflects the Dark Aether vibe in their location and obsession with zombies aesthetics, from “Black Ops 6 Zombies Liberty Falls mentioned in YouTube ad” to “Sucks that Green Run Productions were scammers, a Dark Aether Tranzit sounds so cool”. Passion fruit liqueur stands for their earnest hype and emotional investment in music and games, like “I really want to learn guitar just to play Pareidolia” and “Shots like these are EXACTLY why I missed Treyarch music videos”. A cherry cola reduction nods to their nostalgic, slightly goofy COD and Sonic love, from “Sonic Rush (2005)” to “More zombies? Awesome! I loved it in World At War, I can’t wait to see how it’ll evolve in a brand new game.”. Cold brew coffee fuels the late-night grind and high-energy tweetstorms like “Sometimes I think to myself that I’m burnt out on BO7 and have 0 things I want to do in it but then I force myself to play Ashes and have an amazing time every time”, while a smoked sea salt rim captures that slightly salty, self-aware edge from “It’s not coming to me, I’m out of tweets” and “Horrible change. Tasks are the best part of Survival for me”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show a consistent pattern of analytical, detail‑oriented thinking and deep curiosity, which aligns most with Ravenclaw. They pay close attention to small design and lore details, like noticing a subtle shirt text change in a music thumbnail in “Random thing I just noticed: For Archangel’s thumbnail, the word ‘zombies’ on Kevin’s shirt is actually changed to ‘everyone’…” and analyzing map structure expectations in “So like a Die Maschine type of thing, that’s what I’m fully expecting. Nuketown won’t be the big main part of the map but just a smaller section of a much bigger play space”. They also enjoy theorizing about alternate timelines and consequences, as seen in “I think about the timeline where Sledgehammer makes COD 2020 quite a bit, and just how much it impacts every COD after it (and BO4)”, which reflects a very cerebral, ‘what if’ style of thinking. Their desire to learn instruments specifically to play complex songs, e.g. “I really want to learn guitar just to play Pareidolia” and “Also piano for the exact same reason”, suggests a love of mastering knowledge and skills rather than just casual enjoyment. Even their critique of game design decisions, like task systems and scorestreak balance in “Horrible change. Tasks are the best part of Survival for me…” and “I do think the zombies should have more scorestreaks to spawn more enemies… Also the LDBR is a lot and should probably be reconsidered for a smaller streak”, shows a methodical, systems‑thinking mindset typical of Ravenclaw more than the emotional drive of Gryffindor or the ambition of Slytherin. While there are flashes of passion and loyalty to favorite games and music, the dominant through‑line is intellectual engagement, analysis, and curiosity, making Ravenclaw the best fit.

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The song that best suits them is Archangel because it clearly sits at the center of their current hyperfixation and emotional connection to COD Zombies music. They gush over it repeatedly, calling out small details like how “for Archangel’s thumbnail, the word ‘zombies’ on Kevin’s shirt is actually changed to ‘everyone’”, and even complain that in an Origins lobby other players activated “Archangel on round 11”, which shows how embedded the song is in their play sessions. Their bio’s bittersweet line about every world having an end and needing to “Live Life to the fullest” mirrors the melancholic, apocalyptic hopefulness that characterizes Sherwood’s Zombies tracks. They also frame Kevin as almost mythic, saying “Kevin made the best piece of music to grace the COD franchise”, which strongly suggests that one of his defining songs—Archangel—is what they emotionally orbit around. Taken together, their nostalgia, Zombies obsession, and fixation on this specific track make Archangel the song that most authentically fits their personality and interests.

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