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The user shares Bart’s penchant for chaotic online pranks and niche internet humor, frequently posting about obscure memes and digital anomalies. They exhibit a rebellious, snarky attitude toward fandoms, such as when they dismissively remarked, “yeah no fuck every dragon ball fan i dont care anymore”. Much like Bart’s obsession with Krusty the Clown, this user is a dedicated superfan of Pillar Chase 2 and Forsaken, even bragging about being “the first nosferatu (forsaken) yumeshipper” in their bio. Their use of edgy copypastas, like the one regarding “Lord X”, mirrors Bart’s love for disruptive behavior and pushing social boundaries for a laugh. Ultimately, their identity as a “14 year old blud” perfectly aligns with Bart's eternal youth and mischievous, gaming-centric lifestyle.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user demonstrates Introversion by maintaining a private alt account and primarily engaging in solitary digital hobbies like Roblox and ARGs, once noting they "didn't say anything" when meeting someone. They exhibit Intuition through an obsession with abstract internet lore, horror tropes, and 'yumeshipping' theories, such as “searching bullshit about mario 64... got myself into an arg”. Their Thinking trait is shown through a blunt, often cynical communication style regarding logic and lore consistency, exemplified by their frustration with “pathological need to make everything queer” in character interpretations. Finally, the user fits the Perceiving type by following spontaneous interests and reacting to technical glitches or game updates as they happen, often asking if anyone else has “this update where if someone liked your post... you can see the image”.

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Passionate about Roblox horror and game design. I once spent an entire night hosting a Grollusiam dance party just to see if it would work. Always looking for the next monster recode.– @therealtic2292

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This experimental cocktail captures the chaotic energy of a 14-year-old horror enthusiast and yumeshipper. The Blue Curacao represents their obsession with Sonic-based creepypastas, while the Mezcal reflects their spicy, confrontational humor, specifically when they posted a “copypasta btw” regarding Lord X. The drink is rinsed in Absinthe to mimic the 'glitchy' nature of their feed, often filled with “grollusiam gaming” and screenshots where “one of the frames would be replaced”. Finally, the garnish pays homage to their favorite horror aesthetics, perfect for a fan who notes “this looks so fucking scary” while scrolling.

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therealtic2292 demonstrates Slytherin's self-preservation and resourcefulness, often focusing on social hierarchies and legacies, such as promising to “continue your legacy” after the loss of a mentor figure. They show a strong sense of in-group loyalty and exclusion, seen when they assert their status as the “first nosferatu (forsaken) yumeshipper” or when they display blunt honesty regarding social drama, stating “yeah no fuck every dragon ball fan i dont care anymore”. Their ambition is channeled through a deep immersion in niche internet subcultures, where they value being a “master spotter” and maintaining a specific aesthetic. This focus on status, legacy, and a sharp-tongued defense of their personal interests aligns perfectly with the house of ambition and cunning.

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The user’s feed is a chaotic, high-speed collage of internet subcultures, ranging from niche Roblox games like Pillar Chase 2 and Forsaken to creepypasta lore and memes. They embody the song's frantic energy, oscillating between irony and genuine fandom while self-identifying as a “14 year old blud” who is deeply immersed in digital brainrot. Their content shifts rapidly from “human ask rest of humans observe other human photographic writings collection” to hyper-specific gaming glitches like “basil death mini cutscene by pressing g 10 times”. Ultimately, their obsession with fictional entities and constant interaction with obscure ARGs perfectly mirrors the song’s theme of being overstimulated by the endless variety of the web.

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