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This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, thoughtful, politically and morally opinionated, and very online about their niche interests. Like Lisa, they try to be ethical in messy communities, e.g. criticizing harassment while still criticizing devs: “Ok gang, I know this is saddening and all, Im still thinking about all of this. But please let's not type shit about hanging Lua, threatening Lua, or being weird towards Lua, please.” and calling out deliberate misgendering: “Now it's a whole another problem to misgender on purpose and get mad when someone corrects you”. They’re analytical about games and fandom dynamics, writing little essays about balance and community behavior, like in “If you think about it OM directly parallels TD's in balancing.” and “Dare I say the community is at fault here? The inability to be serious, the inability to ne normal. The inability to control themselves, is what caused all of this”. There’s also a lot of visible anxiety and idealism—“I'm deathly afraid of 2026.” and “I'm highkey worried about Romeo, bc like, the entire fandom has placed all of their expectations on him.”—which feels very Lisa. Even when doomposting about communities, they still cling to the value of what they love and the friends they made, like in “At very least, I'll have the friends I met through it”, mirroring Lisa’s mix of cynicism and stubborn hope.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they constantly engage with fandom discourse, address the community directly, and run bits with others (e.g. joking callouts and polls) rather than keeping to themselves, like in “Call out thread on @Akumane_Reborn 🧵 cuz I'm really fucking bored” and “Vote for orange cuz I have beef with @Whitecome51”. Their focus is clearly iNtuitive: they enjoy patterns, parallels, and meta takes instead of just concrete details, as seen in “If you think about it OM directly parallels TD's in balancing…” and “JJS is like an ecosystem inside of Roblox, but not a good one”. They show a strong Feeling orientation: their judgments are tied to values, empathy, and emotional reactions—condemning community cruelty or hypocrisy, such as “Ok gang... please let's not type shit about hanging Lua, threatening Lua, or being weird towards Lua, please.” and “I'm highkey worried about Romeo… I hope he doesn't end up cracking under all the pressure”. Their style appears Perceiving rather than rigidly planned: they doomscroll, impulsively delete or change tweets, and frequently react in-the-moment, as in “Ill be temporarily logging off for the night more as a break if anything…” and “Let me change my pinned to the old one sinxe theres a lot of new people around here”. The mix of energetic social engagement, emotional intensity, value-driven criticism, and abstract/meta commentary fits ENFP best among the MBTI types.

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Derti • Brazilian she/her • breaks games, then writes threads about it. Once left a PC on all night for a nerf that never came.– @THEREDCONSUMES

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A Brazilian base of cachaça and coffee nods to their roots and permanent sleep-deprivation vibe from posts like “Disassociating so fucking hard that I feel both soul crushingly depressed but also happy for completely different and unrelated reasons”. Tart passion fruit brings chaotic enthusiasm for their favorite games, like “Outcome Memories I love this game” and “Terror Realm Save me Terror Realm”. Charcoal-black syrup captures the eldritch, asym-horror fixation in posts such as “PC2? You're fucked. You're all alone facing a eldritch monsters, this is not a last stand, it's your deathbed.”. A few drops of red chili tincture represent their sudden spikes of anger and passion seen in “Forget literally everything I said I fucking hate you 2017x” and their callout energy in “Call out thread on @Akumane_Reborn 🧵 cuz I'm really fucking bored”. Finally, sparkling water lightens the drink just enough to mirror their attempts at optimism, like “Good night everyone Things were... less than ideal, today. Hope they improve tomorrow.”, keeping this cocktail intense but still drinkable—just like their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows strong Gryffindor traits: they repeatedly stand up for what they think is right, even when it means going against the majority or a community they care about. For example, they openly criticize their own fandom and its devs despite loving the game, saying they "cannot in good faith support this anymore" in a quote about quitting the game after drama and mistreatment: “I know I'm a nobody in the grand scheme of things, but, I'm genuinely quitting the game after this shit. I cannot in good faith support this anymore.”. They also directly call out their community's behavior, blaming the fandom’s inability to be serious for a cancellation: “The inability to be serious, the inability to ne normal. The inability to control themselves, is what caused all of this”, which reflects moral courage more than diplomacy. Their timeline is full of emotionally charged, impulsive reactions (“Forget literally everything I said I fucking hate you 2017x” [https://x.com/THEREDCONSUMES/status/2016226355898187856]) and loud, dramatic stances (“Call out thread on @Akumane_Reborn 🧵 cuz I'm really fucking bored” [https://x.com/THEREDCONSUMES/status/2007278673284804633]), showing the hot‑blooded, confrontational style typical of Gryffindor rather than the calculated restraint of Slytherin. At the same time, they ask others not to harass specific people even when they’re angry—“please let's not type shit about hanging Lua, threatening Lua, or being weird towards Lua, please.”—which fits a principled, protective bravery. Overall, their mix of open confrontation, willingness to sacrifice personal enjoyment for principles, and emotionally intense, spur-of-the-moment posting points most clearly to Gryffindor.

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A dramatic, emotional rock anthem like Welcome to the Black Parade fits them well because they constantly oscillate between exhaustion, hope, and intense attachment to the things they love. They openly vent about burnout and watching their favorite communities fall apart, like when they said “Ill be temporarily logging off for the night more as a break if anything, since it's awful watching something I love crash and burn for the second time now.” and “Im not ready to let it go dude, it fills me with so much dread and sadness all of this At very least, I'll have the friends I met through it”. At the same time, they’re stubbornly loyal and passionate, thanking creators and defending games/people they care about, such as “I'd like to thank @MY5TCrimsonX for creating EYX. Really cool EXE” and “Me defending DoD knowing damn well I don't like the game or its community because a lot of them are egotistical assholes who deflect every criticism with 'it's a joke game'”. The song’s themes of carrying on despite disillusionment mirror their posts about bad years and drama, like “What a shitty fucking year this is/was huh Surely things can't get any worse” while still wishing others well and hoping things improve, as in “Good night everyone Things were... less than ideal, today. Hope they improve tomorrow. Hope all of you have a great day”. Their mix of dark humor, melodrama, fandom intensity, and persistent hope is very much in the spirit of MCR’s signature anthem.

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