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This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, who is creative, introspective, and often immersed in niche interests and moral questions. They clearly love world‑building, art, and storytelling threads, much like Lisa throwing herself into projects, as seen in their long RP-style sequences and entries like “ENTRY 3” and “[Entry 1]”. Lisa often wrestles with ethics and identity; similarly this user mixes dark themes with self-awareness and social commentary, for example joking about trans discourse in “‘Trans women are the’ Lowkey idk 🤷” and reflecting on death and revival in “// The Hollow Knight sometimes fears it, sometimes wants it… they’ve mostly stopped wanting to die”. Their tone blends angst, empathy, and sardonic humor—like defending or comforting others in “Unfortunately, other ghost is like that to everyone… don’t let it get to you”—which fits Lisa’s tendency to care deeply but express it through dry or weary wit. Finally, their heavy investment in a specific fandom and lore mirrors Lisa’s tendency to dive intensely into her passions, such as when they post art threads like “// Even more drawings I made for school (Thread)” and ask followers for drawing prompts in “// it’s getting late for me so give me ideas to draw”.

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They lean Introvert (I): most tweets are about their inner world, art, and roleplay rather than real-life social events, and their humor is self-contained, like “Don’t really get why sentry wants to see me naked considering I literally look like this” and the many in-character narrative threads that don’t seek overt social validation. Their focus on lore, symbolism, and hypothetical situations suggests Intuition (N), for example their meta analysis in “THK’s several biggest mistakes are 1: daring to even think about looking back to little ghost… 2: being receptive of their father’s love and loving the kingdom…” and the abstract narrative around entities like the pointed tail and the shelter in tweets such as “[As they entered the shelter… They saw only darkness beneath. Suddenly the floor beneath them dissapeared and they fell]”. Their tone is primarily analytical and detached, even when emotional topics appear, fitting Thinking (T): they joke about death and suffering in a dry, almost clinical way, like “// The Hollow Knight sometimes fears it, sometimes wants it. Though luckiky after the Radiance fucking died they’ve mostly stopped wanting to die” and dissect character motivations rather than focusing on harmony. They appear more Perceiving (P) than Judging: they often mention being bored or going with the moment, such as “// I might go to bed but qrt this post for an interaction cuz I’m bored” and “// it’s getting late for me so give me ideas to draw, I’d probably draw them tomorrow”, indicating spontaneity rather than structured planning. The long, improvisational RP chains like “[the creature, despite it’s apprehension, slowly went closer to the vessel’s hand…]” further show an exploratory, open-ended style rather than a tightly organized one. Taken together, their introspective online presence, abstract lore focus, detached analytical humor, and flexible, spur-of-the-moment creativity best fit INTP.

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Knight, artist & chronic bench-sleeper. I once parried a god, tripped into the Abyss, and called it ‘lore’. Fan Hollow Knight AU / not Team Cherry.– @TheS3aledVessel

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This drink starts with inky black vodka to evoke the void, benches, and that half-haunted, half-badass vibe of a vessel who’s “Given nail, called a knight. Child of wyrm and root.”, while also nodding to their darker RP threads like “[as the knight pleaded to the pointed tail, a greyscaled Skarr walked into the room, clearly unstable, as if a walking corpse.]”. Elderflower liqueur brings a deceptively gentle sweetness, mirroring their unexpectedly soft, caring side in posts like “How are you feeling today?” and “Unfortunately, other ghost is like that to everyone… don’t let it get to you”. Pink grapefruit juice adds a sharp, bright acidity for their chaotic humor and unfiltered takes, as seen in “YELLOW AND PINK?????????!!????!!!” and the delightfully cursed self-own “I look so fucking cursed (I love it)”. A dash of smoked salt represents the bitterness and trauma under the surface—the failed kingdom, infection, and violence in threads like “// the fact they failed to protect Hallownest” and the brutal experiments in “[suddenly the machine’s eyes glowed and the machine’s mouth released a laser…]”. Finally, edible gold shimmer swirls through the darkness like pale light and trophies of survival, calling back to the medal in “award for almost getting soloed by a cat’s tail” and their oddly proud declarations like “Me and da gang before escaping the abyss”, making this a strong, experimental, bittersweet void-sipper worthy of Hallownest’s most cursed knight.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets consistently highlight care, loyalty, and fairness more than raw ambition or showy heroics. They defend others and push back against bigotry with a personal, protective framing, as in “If the broken vessel is homophobic I just kill them and stay with dad”, which, while jokingly aggressive, is centered on defending loved ones and chosen family. They show gentle emotional support and concern for others’ feelings, for example reassuring someone about being treated badly by another ghost in “Unfortunately, other ghost is like that to everyone… don’t let it get to you” and checking in with “How are you feeling today?”. They also display patience and a desire to engage and collaborate with others, such as when they invite interaction and ideas in “// it’s getting late for me so give me ideas to draw, I’d probably draw them tomorrow”. Overall, their blend of protectiveness, kindness, and steady engagement with friends and mutuals matches Hufflepuff’s core traits of loyalty, care, and fair-mindedness more than the defining qualities of the other houses.

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A fitting song for @TheS3aledVessel is Welcome to the Black Parade, because it captures themes of tragic duty, lingering trauma, and reluctant heroism that echo through their character and art. Their bio, “Child of wyrm and root,” and their fixation on the Hollow Knight’s burden and mistakes, like “THK’s several biggest mistakes are 1: daring to even think about looking back to little ghost… 2: being receptive of their father’s love and loving the kingdom…”, mirror the song’s story of someone crushed by expectations yet still carrying on. They frequently explore death, corruption, and sacrifice with a darkly humorous tone, such as “This is why the Radiance should remain destroyed in the abyss” and the long RP threads about suffering vessels and creatures, which aligns with the song’s blend of melancholy and defiant grandeur. There’s also a sense of found family and sibling bonds under a shared curse, like “Me and da gang after like a thousand years” and “Heya, sibling”, similar to the song’s communal, anthem-like feel of broken people marching on together. Finally, their mix of self-aware morbidity and resilience, visible in posts like “The Hollow Knight sometimes fears it, sometimes wants it. Though luckiky after the Radiance fucking died they’ve mostly stopped wanting to die”, resonates strongly with the song’s central tension between giving up and choosing to keep going despite everything.

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