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The user’s repeated absurd meme about extinct mammoths mirrors Bart Simpson’s love for pranks and endlessly retelling jokes. Their frustration with a sore knee and the inconvenience of standing on intercity buses echoes Homer Simpson’s frequent complaints about bodily aches and everyday annoyances. The philosophical bio about valuing small moments and self‑improvement resembles Lisa Simpson’s introspective nature, but the overall tone is more humorous and carefree, aligning best with Bart’s mischievous personality. The tweet "¿Sabían que los mamuts se extinguieron porque habían sólo hembras? De haber existido un macho se le llamaría Paput :v" is a classic example of Bart‑style silliness. Additionally, the lament "Me jode tener la rodilla inflamada no por la incomodidad sino por no poder practicar…" reflects the kind of everyday gripe Homer would make.

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The frequent outward commentary like "Oh mis días la cantidad de gringos que piensan que es real asusta" shows an extraverted orientation toward the external world. The whimsical mammoth joke "¿Sabían que los mamuts se extinguieron porque habían sólo hembras? De haber existido un macho se le llamaría Paput :v" reflects a preference for abstract, imaginative ideas, pointing to an intuitive (N) style. The personal lament "Me jode tener la rodilla inflamada no por la incomodidad sino por no poder practicar" reveals a feeling‑based decision process focused on personal values and emotions. Finally, the repeated posting of the same mammoth meme demonstrates a spontaneous, perceiving (P) approach rather than a structured, judging one.

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Mammoth meme maker (Paput), bilingual humorist, chronicler of life's quirks & knee woes—always seeking growth with a smile.– @TheShrimpJuice

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This cocktail, called Paput's Extinction Elixir, captures the humor of the repeated meme: "¿Sabían que los mamuts se extinguieron porque habían sólo hembras? De haber existido un macho se le llamaría Paput :v". The blend of tequila and smoky mezcal honors André's Mexican heritage and the line "Oh mis días la cantidad de gringos que piensan que es real asusta", delivering a bold, authentic punch. Fresh lime juice and a drizzle of honey echo the bio’s focus on the smallest of moments and the pursuit of a better self, while the dash of bitters adds a subtle sorrow, reflecting "embrace the sorrow". Finally, the garnish of a chocolate "mammoth tusk" nods to the frustration expressed in "Me jode tener la rodilla inflamada no por la incomodidad sino por no poder practicar. Además, el hecho de tener que ir de pie en los autobuses interurbanos no ayuda (te estoy mirando a ti 71)".

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The bio’s emphasis on 'Pursue your better self' and 'Usur the heavens, embrace the sorrow...' highlights ambition and a desire to rise above challenges, traits prized by Slytherin. The repeated mammoth joke, '¿Sabían que los mamuts se extinguieron porque habían sólo hembras? De haber existido un macho se le llamaría Paput :v', shows a clever, cunning sense of humor. The complaint about a swollen knee—'Me jode tener la rodilla inflamada no por la incomodidad sino por no poder practicar...'—demonstrates determination to overcome physical limits, a resourceful Slytherin trait. The critical tweet about 'gringos'—'Oh mis días la cantidad de gringos que piensan que es real asusta'—reveals a strategic, skeptical mindset. These patterns together suggest the user aligns best with Slytherin.

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The user’s bio celebrates the value of tiny moments and a drive for self‑improvement, which mirrors the song’s exuberant celebration of life and seizing the moment. Their repeated mammoth joke ('¿Sabían que los mamuts se extinguieron porque habían sólo hembras? De haber existido un macho se le llamaría Paput :v') shows a relentless, playful energy that never quits, just like the unstoppable momentum in the song. Even when they complain about an inflamed knee and being forced to stand on intercity buses ('Me jode tener la rodilla inflamada no por la incomodidad sino por no poder practicar. Además, el hecho de tener que ir de pie en los autobuses interurbanos no ayuda (te estoy mirando a ti 71)') they keep posting, reflecting the song’s defiant attitude of having a good time despite obstacles. The line in their bio, 'Usur the heavens, embrace the sorrow', echoes the song’s soaring optimism and determination to rise above challenges. Overall, the blend of humor, perseverance, and love for small joys fits perfectly with Queen’s Don’t Stop Me Now.

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