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Homer Simpson is a chaotic, emotionally volatile, and often depressed figure who frequently exclaims "D'oh!" – the user even posted a tweet containing "D'oh!" ("D'oh!"). Like Homer, they swing between extremes, posting suicidal‑type messages such as "im never gonna be happy again but thats fine" and "fuck life". Their mix of random pop‑culture memes, gaming talk, and occasional political outbursts (e.g., "thank you Trump for doing something good for once") mirrors Homer's unpredictable, meme‑like humor. The user’s bio stating they are "taken" and a "mother of 2" reflects Homer's role as a married father in the Simpson family. Finally, the user’s occasional religious references ("Jesus is a teacher…") echo Homer's occasional, often clumsy, attempts to invoke faith.

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The account shows an introverted focus on inner feelings, as seen in "nobody ever talks to me, not even my boyfriend. i always have to start the conversation. nobody fucking cares about me" and "currently drowning in sadness and depression." Their tweets often explore abstract, future‑oriented ideas, e.g., "what's that metronome i hear? perhaps, the end, is drawing near. you never hear the shot, that takes you down." Decision‑making is driven by personal values and empathy, illustrated by "Jesus is a teacher, do not call yourself Christian, because if you think Jesus taught you to bully LGBTQIA+ people, you aren't Christian." The posting style is spontaneous and flexible, with rapid shifts like "im cracking everyone whp reads this tweet" and "im slightly less emo now," indicating a perceiving preference.

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Trans parent, gamer & WWE fan, sharing Bible verses, mental-health laughs, and memes. Fun fact: once chased a Fortnite llama with a virtual chicken. #LevelUp– @TheTaylorPookie

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The drink mixes fiery heat with bright rainbow tones to echo the chaotic, colorful energy of @TheTaylorPookie’s timeline. The cinnamon whisky and a splash of jalapeño capture the “lava chicken shack” vibe and the occasional “fuck life” intensity, while blue curaçao and grenadine bring the trans‑pride colors mentioned in "trans rights are human rights, but separate the artist from the art." The cold brew espresso adds a dark, brooding note that mirrors the tweet "anyone else love bipolar disorder and the insanely crazy manic episodes that come with it?" and the recurring feelings of "im never gonna be happy again but thats fine." A dash of bitters reflects the frustration in "fuck life" and the bittersweet humor of "Jesus is a teacher, do not call yourself Christian, because if you think Jesus taught you to bully LGBTQIA+ people, you aren't Christian" making the cocktail a perfect representation of their roller‑coaster personality.

Your Hogwarts House
The user frequently makes bold, confrontational statements defending their beliefs, such as 'Jesus is a teacher, do not call yourself Christian, because if you think Jesus taught you to bully LGBTQIA+ people, you aren't Christian', which shows courage to speak out. They also defend trans rights fiercely, saying 'Trans rights are human rights, but separate the artist from the art… SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT TRANS RIGHTS OVER FORTNITE X HARRY POTTER LEAKS', a daring stance against popular criticism. Their willingness to confront powerful figures, e.g., 'thank you Trump for doing something good for once' and 'i will name 2 of them for you: @realDonaldTrump @JDVance', reveals an outspoken nature typical of Gryffindor. While they express vulnerability and emotional turmoil ('bf just broke up with me, life isnt worth living anymore. bye guys, im out.'), they still repeatedly push forward with public messages, reflecting Gryffindor's perseverance despite fear. Overall, the combination of bravery, outspoken advocacy, and a readiness to face controversy aligns most closely with Gryffindor values.

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The user repeatedly expresses feeling isolated and unwanted, as shown in the tweet "nobody ever talks to me, not even my boyfriend. i always have to start the conversation. nobody fucking cares about me". Their hopelessness is evident in "im never gonna be happy again but thats fine" and "currently drowning in sadness and depression". They also oscillate between anger and self‑destruction with posts like "fuck life" and "bf just broke up with me, life isnt worth living anymore. bye guys, im out". The lyric "I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo" from Radiohead’s "Creep" mirrors their self‑identification as an outsider and their desire for acceptance, which aligns with their statement "trans rights are human rights, but separate the artist from the art". Finally, they explicitly say "i love tweeting song lyrics to express my feelings", indicating that a song that speaks directly to alienation and inner pain, such as "Creep", would resonate most strongly.

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