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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson, with a mix of chaotic humor, trolling energy, and unexpected self-awareness. Like Bart, they’re irreverent and constantly joking around, from posting things like “to com o saco formigando boa noite vo dormi te amo” to gleefully embracing cursed gaming moments such as “dredge gaming” and “dbd so é divertido quando tu usa coup de grace”. Their love of edgy, niche fandoms and bits — e.g., Persona and SMT jokes, Homestuck references, and Dead by Daylight obsession — fits Bart’s tendency to live inside pop culture and counterculture. At the same time, there’s a vein of surprising introspection, like reflecting on social behavior in “hj no curso uma mina fez eu pensar e eu cheguei na conclusao q si pa eu nunca fui introvertido” and joking about their own toxicity with “queria me desculpar pelos meus atos nesse tempo que fiquei suspenso… vou espalhar apenas amor entre todos”, which mirrors Bart’s occasional moments of guilt and growth. Overall, their mix of chaos, mischief, and buried sentimentality is far closer to Bart than to more stable characters like Homer or earnest ones like Lisa.

Your MBTI personality Type
They consistently show high social energy and outward focus, talking about calls, courses, lives and friends, suggesting Extraversion. For example, they describe their Discord group dynamic as “as call de tarde do wahrwelt se basea em um autista e uma lesbica jogando as piores coisas possiveis” and talk about being recognized online in “fui reconhecido por falar bosta num post do HOMURA vsf q miséria”, which indicates comfort in social visibility rather than a preference for privacy. Their humor is abstract, reference-heavy and meta (Homestuck trolls, Persona vs SMT, One Piece vs Bible/Tolkien), pointing to Intuition; e.g., in “eu diria que one piece ultrapassou a biblia e as obras de tolkien ja” and their critique of Kotoyama in “O kotoyama é engraçado né... Dagashi Kashi... Yofukashi no Uta...”, they play with big, conceptual comparisons rather than concrete details. They lean strongly Thinking: their tone is blunt and analytical, prioritizing logic over tact, as when they comment on DMs with “a esse ponto afirmar isso é so dizer q tu é burro mesmo” and “nao querendo ser grosso... mas pq as pessoas q reclamam de receber merda na dm continua com ela aberta?”, focusing on inconsistency rather than empathic cushioning. The chaotic, improvisational way they talk about gaming, sleep, and life points to Perceiving: they embrace randomness and flexibility instead of structure, seen in “cordei fodase”, “foi legal ter o sono regulado... mas ja ta cringe demais eu nao to aguentando mais pode ficar uma merda dnv”, and their constant experimentation with different killers/builds in DBD like “EU N AGUENTO MAIS TER Q USAR A MESMA BUILD TODA PARTIDA”. Altogether, the witty, contrarian, reference-dense style and love of banter, debate, and memes align best with ENTP.

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20 • Brazilian gamer & DBD enjoyer • Blight enthusiast, Persona/SMT ranter & anime hoarder • Once closed my DMs with a wall of Arabic and no regrets– @theusHaschwalt

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This drink is built like a sweaty DBD killer main from Rio Grande do Sul: the cachaça–chimarrão base nods to the Gaúcho self‑mythology of being “literal o Diego Brando Gaúcho/Blight” from the bio and the constant “dredge gaming” / “HAG GAMING” killer spam. Overproof rum turns it into a hard‑hitting rush, echoing his unhinged timeline energy like “cordei fodase” and the all‑caps “EU N AGUENTO MAIS TER Q USAR A MESMA BUILD TODA PARTIDA PRA N TOMAR GEN RUSH PQP”. The sour cherry and grapefruit cordial bring a sharp, meme-y sweetness with a bite, mirroring how he can go from “eu to mt feliz cara” to roasting Persona or Kotoyama in the next breath. A dash of Fernet adds bitterness for the toxic love–hate with games and fandoms, as in “eu tenho a mente de ferro pra relacionamento pq nada vai ser mais toxico q meu relacionamento com dbd”. Finally, sparkling citrus soda keeps it chaotic, loud, and fizzy—like a timeline where “KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK” counts as a full emotional statement and “eu ai ingerindo a red pill” is just another punchline rather than a manifesto.

Your Hogwarts House
This user reads overwhelmingly as Slytherin: competitive, confrontational, and very focused on winning, power, and self-preservation in games and social dynamics. He openly embraces being harsh or xenophobic in a joking, edgy way, e.g. calling himself “mono xenofobico” and tweeting “(esse xenofobico)”, which shows comfort with an aggressive, us-vs-them posture rather than Hufflepuff-style inclusiveness. His attitude toward Dead by Daylight is about optimizing and dominating—complaining about being forced into a specific meta like “EU N AGUENTO MAIS TER Q USAR A MESMA BUILD TODA PARTIDA PRA N TOMAR GEN RUSH PQP” and bragging about things like “gastei 1500 reais numa perk pqp”, suggesting a min-max, win-at-all-costs mentality. He also frames his mindset as hardened and unbreakable, e.g. “eu tenho a mente de ferro pra relacionamento pq nada vai ser mais toxico q meu relacionamento com dbd”, which fits Slytherin’s resilience and self-protective pride. Even when he talks about social interactions, there’s a sharp edge and strategic withdrawal, as when he says he blocked and shut DMs after harassment: “a primeira vez q fui assediado na dm eu mandei um texto em arabe e fechei minhas dm e dei block na pessoa”, a very Slytherin approach to cutting off threats rather than conciliating. While he’s funny and occasionally sentimental, the dominant pattern is ambition, competitiveness, and a willingness to be abrasive to maintain his own power and boundaries—classic Slytherin traits.

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A well‑known song that fits them best is “World's End Valentine” by Maretu, because it matches their loud, chaotic, self-aware irony and dark humor. They constantly lean into unhinged gamer/otaku energy, like when they say “eu tenho a mente de ferro pra relacionamento pq nada vai ser mais toxico q meu relacionamento com dbd” and “gastei 1500 reais numa perk pqp”, which mirrors the song’s obsessive, self-destructive intensity. The track’s frantic vibe and self-mocking edge line up with their timeline full of exaggerated laughter and absurdity, such as “KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK” and “to com o saco formigando boa noite vo dormi te amo”. At the same time, the song has an undercurrent of emotional messiness beneath the jokes, similar to how they admit things like “hj no curso uma mina fez eu pensar e eu cheguei na conclusao q si pa eu nunca fui introvertido” and openly mention “e tem autista (eu) (é serio)”. Overall, World's End Valentine captures a hyper-online, ironic, chaotic persona who jokes about everything yet clearly feels things intensely—exactly the impression their tweets give.

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