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The user displays a constant stream of self‑deprecating, depressed musings and obsessive focus on niche pop culture, reminiscent of Comic Book Guy's cynical, nerdy persona, as seen in 'People calling correcting blatant mislabeling 'gatekeeping' will never not be funny to me' and 'I might be a perverted obsessive freak but my heart isn't pure either'. Their obsession with anime and obscure titles mirrors Comic Book Guy’s encyclopedic knowledge, evident from requests like 'Short eroge recommendations pleaseeee Both rpgmaker and vns work' and the detailed praise for 'Zilbagias the Demon Prince'. The frequent expressions of fatigue, boredom, and a desire for privacy—'I might make a private account cuz i wanna post myself and some of my stuff sometimes but i dont want this account to be traced back to me all that much'—echo Comic Book Guy’s social isolation and cynicism. Repeated lamentations such as 'i hate you i hate you so much for making me feel this way' and the nightly 'Goodnight' posts convey a bleak, lonely outlook that the character often displays when dissatisfied with the world. Altogether, the blend of intense pop‑culture obsession, self‑critical humor, and a melancholic, solitary worldview aligns best with Comic Book Guy.

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The user tends to keep the focus on inner thoughts and feelings, often posting about personal mood swings and self‑reflection, e.g., "I might make a private account cuz i wanna post myself and some of my stuff sometimes but i dont want this account to be traced back to me all that much" and "I'm crine why are they taking this serious 😭" – indicating introversion. Their posts frequently jump between abstract ideas and symbolic language, such as "Everything gets jumbled up and eerily entwined… I don't even know anymore" and the playful mash‑up "Is Vsauce Tohno Shiki?", suggesting a preference for intuition over concrete sensing. They make decisions guided by personal values and emotions, as seen in "I genuinely love Sylvie and Bruno even though I think it's a really flawed work" and "please dont kill me akiha fans", reflecting a feeling orientation. The timeline is irregular and impulsive, with spontaneous requests like "Short eroge recommendations pleaseeeeee" and statements like "I think I'll just start over rance1 I have no idea what I was doing the last time I played", showing a perceiving, flexible lifestyle. Together these traits point to an INFP personality type.

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Indie dev & VN fan. Fueled by coffee & cigarettes. Once livestreamed a blue‑screen while debugging. #GameDev #Anime– @thewhiteweaver

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The cocktail is named Mado's Midnight Smoke, a nod to the user's handle and their love for dark, surreal worlds like Wonderland and Tsukihime. The smoky mezcal captures their constant mention of cigarettes and the line "All a man needs in life are cigarettes, a rooftop, and a frilly clothes" while the blackberry puree adds a deep, almost bitter darkness reminiscent of "Black Souls enjoyer". Lavender syrup provides a whimsical, slightly sweet lift that mirrors their fascination with "Kumo Desu Ga" and the surreal question "Why doos there be stones? Mister Sir, doos oo know?". A splash of lime juice adds the sharp edge of their mood swings, echoing tweets like "Being hungry genuinely fucks up my brain" and "I'm crine why are they taking this serious 😭". The final garnish of a smoked cinnamon stick evokes the chaotic vibe of their feed, where they often post frantic images and say "this is so dumb I'm crine 😭😭".

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The user shows a strong desire for control and secrecy, as seen in the tweet "i might make a private account cuz i wanna post myself and some of my stuff sometimes but i dont want this account to be traced back to me all that much", reflecting the Slytherin trait of self‑preservation and cunning. Their fascination with dark and powerful themes, such as "Death to the dark" and being a "Black Souls enjoyer", aligns with the ambition and willingness to embrace the darker side typical of Slytherins. They also enjoy subverting expectations and mocking authority, exemplified by "People calling correcting blatant mislabeling 'gatekeeping' will never not be funny to me", showing a sly, clever attitude. While occasional vulnerability appears, the dominant pattern of ambition, resourcefulness, and a desire to manipulate their image points toward Slytherin.

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The user’s self‑described feelings of being a "perverted obsessive freak" and constant self‑hate ("i hate you i hate you so much for making me feel this way", "I'm crine why are they taking this serious 😭") match the core sentiment of Radiohead’s “Creep”, whose chorus declares "I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo." Their repeated expressions of not belonging ("I don’t get you anymore", "What the hell") and the sense that everything feels jumbled and confusing ("Everything gets jumbled up and eerily entwined. Nefret. Sevgi. Heyecan. Korku. Mutluluk. Hüzün... I don’t even know anymore.") echo the song’s lyric "I don’t belong here." The melancholy tone of the track also fits their frequent references to insomnia, hunger, and cigarettes, illustrated by tweets like "Being hungry genuinely fucks up my brain" and "All a man needs in life are cigarettes, a rooftop, and a frilly clothes." Overall, the bleak, self‑deprecating perspective of “Creep” captures the user’s overall vibe.

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