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This user most closely resembles Bart Simpson: chaotic, loud, and irreverently funny, but clearly affectionate about the things and people they love. Their timeline is full of dramatic shouting and swearing, like “AAAAAA CARALHO VAI SE FUDE INFERNP Q POVO INSUPORTÁVEL” and “ai q gnt insuportável do caralho vsfddddddd”, which fits Bart’s impulsive, reactive side. At the same time, they’re deeply invested in fandoms and memes, spamming enthusiasm such as “BLUE LOCK BLUE LOCK BLUE LOCK BLUE LOCK BLUE LOCK” and “MY BABYYYYY IS BACKKKKKK🥺🥺🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹💜💜💜💜”, mirroring Bart’s obsessive hyperfixations and fan-ish energy. Their sense of humor is very irreverent and horny in a juvenile way, as seen in “reo sua delícia vem ni mim” and “é uma amizade tão grande ao ponto de um bater punheta pro outro”, which lines up well with Bart’s perpetual-teen chaos. Yet they also show flashes of care and loyalty, like boosting help posts — for example “GENTE A DRY AINDA PRECISA DE AJUDA!! COMPARTILHEM O MÁXIMO” — echoing Bart’s hidden soft spot for friends and underdogs beneath the snarky exterior.

Your MBTI personality Type
They show clear Extravert (E) tendencies: they constantly react to others, engage with fandom drama, and openly vent emotions to a broad audience, e.g. “as vezes eu esqueço que posso usar o twitter p falar oq eu penso” and highly social reactions like “MEUS AMORESSS”. Their focus is more on interpretations, possibilities, and fictional dynamics than concrete, practical details, which fits Intuition (N)—they’re immersed in ships and meta (e.g. “a verdadeira temporada 3 de blue lock são os amigos que fazemos pelo caminho” and “eu to falando que bachirinsagi é o maior trisal desse mangá”). Their reactions are strongly feelings-based, expressive, and value‑driven rather than logical or detached, consistent with Feeling (F), as seen in emotional defenses and moral stances like “gente tadinho do nomura” and the repeated urgent pleas to help Dry (“GENTE A DRY AINDA PRECISA DE AJUDA!! COMPARTILHEM O MÁXIMO”, “GALERA AJUDEM A DRY NEM QUE SEJA 1 REAL!!!”). Finally, they appear spontaneous, reactive, and driven by the moment—ranting, keysmashing, and jumping on topics as they appear—pointing to Perceiving (P) rather than structured planning, as in tweets like “nossa to me estressando dnv vsfd vcs tudo” and “lutando contra demônios nesse app”. Overall, their energetic online presence, intense emotional engagement with fandom, and improvisational, chaotic tweeting style align best with ENFP.

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Blue Lock & Gravity Falls enthusiast, Bill Cipher truther, cat magnet. Once nearly fainted from a RT. Trying to be kind while yelling on main.– @theyluvvcake

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This cocktail is loud, chaotic, and obsessed with Blue Lock—just like them screaming “BLUE LOCK BLUE LOCK BLUE LOCK BLUE LOCK BLUE LOCK”. Passion fruit vodka brings the fruity thirst of tweets like “reo sua delícia vem ni mim” and all the nagireo devotion in “Lula vai canonizar nagireo nas eleições desse ano🙏🩷”. Pink grapefruit soda adds a bitter-sweet edge for the constant rage-posting vibes of “A AAAAA CARALHO VAI SE FUDE INFERNP Q POVO INSUPORTÁVEL” and “ai q gnt insuportável do caralho vsfddddddd”. Blue curaçao colors it in anime-blue energy, a nod to Reo, Nagi and all the “meu neném” feelings in “MEU NENÉM 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🫶🫶”. Cotton candy syrup is the soft, cute layer for their cat love in “gato miau” and the all-caps affection in “MEUS AMORESSS”. A splash of energy drink captures the hyper, meltdown-prone timeline where they yell “PAREM COM ISSO PQP EU VOU TER UM ATAQUE SANTY” and keep fighting “demônios nesse app” in “lutando contra demônios nesse app”.

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This account reads very strongly as Gryffindor because of how loudly and impulsively they defend what they think is right and call out what they see as wrong. They repeatedly jump into conflicts to protect others or a principle, like boosting someone in need with urgent emphasis in tweets such as “GENTE A DRY AINDA PRECISA DE AJUDA!! COMPARTILHEM O MÁXIMO” and “GALERA AJUDEM A DRY!!!!”, which shows a willingness to stick their neck out rather than stay quiet. Their bio line “❗PROSHIP DNI.” already plants a clear moral boundary, and they frequently express outrage at behavior they think is harmful or annoying, e.g. “ai q gnt insuportável do caralho vsfddddddd” and “AEEEE CARALHO VAI SE FUDE INFERNP Q POVO INSUPORTÁVEL”, which reflects classic Gryffindor bluntness and hot‑bloodedness. They also rush to defend public figures or characters they care about, as in “cred o povo falando mal dela pensei que todo mundo concordasse q ela está vivendo seus tempos de liberdade agora do jeito que ela sempre quis”, showing a protective, almost knight‑like instinct. Even when joking, their tone is confrontational and dramatic—“saesagi é horrível mdssss explodam esse shipp ruim”—which fits impulsive, opinionated Gryffindor energy more than the subtler styles of the other houses. Underneath the yelling there is warmth and devotion (for friends, fandoms, and causes), but it is expressed through bold, reactive action rather than quiet loyalty or calculated strategy, which is why Gryffindor is the best fit.

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They constantly radiate chaotic, dramatic stan energy and live for intensity online, which fits the relentless, feverish vibe of Gimme More. Their frustration with annoying fandom behavior and drama, like in “ai q gnt insuportável do caralho vsfddddddd” and “AAAAAA CARALHO VAI SE FUDE INFERNP Q POVO INSUPORTÁVEL”, mirrors the song’s ‘I’m still here, deal with it’ attitude. They’re extremely online and self-aware, e.g. “as vezes eu esqueço que posso usar o twitter p falar oq eu penso”, which matches the song’s unapologetic confidence. Their love for pop culture and dramatic caps-lock reactions like “MY BABYYYYY IS BACKKKKKK🥺🥺🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹💜💜💜💜” feel exactly like the over-the-top pop energy of a Britney anthem. With Britney references in their profile and tweets, the iconic “It’s Britney, bitch” opener is almost tailor‑made for them.

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