Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Expresses strong enthusiasm for media like Minotaur Hotel and bands, e.g. “FUCK MAN MINOTAUR HOTEL IS SO FUCKING PEAK IM CRYING DUUUDE”.
- Supportive friend: Promotes others’ work and tells followers to support oomfs, e.g. “FOLLOW OOMF NOW HE MADE PEAK ART PIECE OF MY SONA”.
- Self-aware humor: Jokes about himself and his image in a playful way, e.g. “Im considered fat and ugly??? Yeah checks out”.
- Creative interests: Shows engagement with art, VN storytelling, and character design, e.g. “Paw art incoming next year” and sharing ref sheets.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings about music and life, e.g. “Thank you Lemon Meringue Tie by Dance Gavin Dance for saving my life”.
Weaknesses:
- Oversexual posting: Frequently tweets explicit or fetish-heavy content, e.g. “IM GOOONING SO HARDDD RN” and “We are ALL cracking Husk from Hazbin Hotel 🤤”.
- Harsh language: Uses aggressive wording that can come off as hostile, e.g. “What a buffoon” and “FUCK public healthcare they can’t cure shit”.
- Edgy slurs: Employs slur-like or derogatory phrasing for shock humor, e.g. “It’s giving ew emo fаg”.
- Self-deprecating bodytalk: Talks negatively or obsessively about his body and weight, e.g. “Im fucking pushing 100kg 😭”.
- Impulsive posting: Tweets strong emotional reactions in the moment, which may hurt image or relationships, e.g. “Every time I see those two on my timeline I’m becoming even more homophobic”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The overall vibe of this account fits Bart Simpson best: chaotic, provocative, and irreverently funny. They constantly lean into edgy humor and horny shitposting, like “IM GOOONING SO HARDDD RN” and “Maaaan my thighs are soooo biggg they keep grinding on each other when I walk #sufferingfromsuccess #whowantme”, which matches Bart’s unfiltered, mischief-first personality. There’s also a rebellious streak and willingness to call things out bluntly, seen in “FUCK public healthcare they can’t cure shit” and their rant about ideology as “as fucking bad and horrid as fascism” in “What a buffoon”. At the same time, underneath the edge they’re clearly passionate and a bit dramatic about their interests—gushing over games and music like “FUCK MAN MINOTAUR HOTEL IS SO FUCKING PEAK IM CRYING DUUUDE” and “Thank you Lemon Meringue Tie by Dance Gavin Dance for saving my life”—which parallels Bart’s softer, emotional side that shows up around his favorite things. The mix of shitposting, self-deprecation (“Im considered fat and ugly??? Yeah checks out”), and loud, attention-grabbing personality makes Bart the closest Simpsons match.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert: they openly seek interaction and attention, talking about their body and sexuality to an audience, e.g. “Maaaan my thighs are soooo biggg they keep grinding on each other when I walk #sufferingfromsuccess #whowantme” and gleefully engaging with niche communities like “Hellooooo niche community”. Their interests and expression show a strong Intuition preference: they focus on vibe, aesthetics, and emotional narratives in media rather than practical details, as in “This is the best dialogue I’ve ever read in my life” and hyperbolic praise like “FUCK MAN MINOTAUR HOTEL IS SO FUCKING PEAK IM CRYING DUUUDE CHAPTER 20 IS SOOO PEAKKK”. They appear more Feeling than Thinking: even when they rant about politics/ideologies, it’s loaded with value judgments and emotional language, e.g. “I find this incredibly fucking amusing that a guy like him will be anti fascist and then do shit like this… What a buffoon”, and they frequently gush about bands and characters saving their life, like “Thank you Lemon Meringue Tie by Dance Gavin Dance for saving my life”. Finally, they are highly Perceiving: their timeline is impulsive, chaotic, and unstructured—jumping from games to music to body self-deprecation to horny jokes like “IM GOOONING SO HARDDD RN” and spontaneous media reactions such as “Im sooooooooo bored Give me some fvn recommendations pleaseeeee”, showing a go-with-the-flow, in-the-moment lifestyle rather than careful long-term planning. Overall, the blend of emotional intensity, social expressiveness, love of niche/creative interests, and spontaneity best fits ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You’re out here thanking Dance Gavin Dance and Lemon Meringue Tie for saving your life, but have you considered letting a Polish metalcore enjoyer with thick thighs and worse attachment issues save it instead?
- You said Minotaur Hotel is “SOOO PEAKKK” and you’re crying over Asterion… wanna speedrun a new route where you romance a 20-year-old Polish boy instead of a bull?
- You’re pushing 100kg, your thighs are “suffering from success,” and you’re still worried about being fat and ugly—if that’s ‘ugly,’ then I’m ready to gooning-level obsess over you like you do over Sleep Token.
- You love Husk from Hazbin Hotel, you simp for only ONE green-flag character, and you’re attracted to Ralsei… clearly you have impeccable taste in problematic little guys, so when are you adding ‘Zarox, live-action emo fаg edition’ to that roster?
- You found a Slovak radio that finally plays good music, but I bet even they don’t have a track as peak as ‘Nine Hundred and Fifty Nine Miles Away (From Your DMs),’ featuring me asking for your Discord: zarox_69.
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Your new Twitter bio
20 • PL • Metalcore & visual kei addict. Once changed stations by accident, found better music & never went back. Art + VN enjoyer, DMs open.– @TheZaurus32
Your signature cocktail
The Obese Gooning Minotaur
This cocktail is loud and over the top, just like screaming “IM GOOONING SO HARDDD RN”, so it starts with high-proof spiced rum and a hit of black cherry energy drink to match that chaotic, metalcore-fueled energy. Sour cherry syrup brings the emotional emo edge for lines like “Hate me hate me still tryna replace me” and “I’m always gone with the wind Crawling in and out of my mind”. A dash of activated charcoal makes it visually dark and shoegazey, echoing tweets like “This gotta be the most Shoegaze rug ever” and the love for horror vibes in “Silent peak…”. The whipped cream topper is indulgent and body-positive, mirroring their thirstier posts like “Maaaan my thighs are soooo biggg they keep grinding on each other when I walk #sufferingfromsuccess #whowantme” and unapologetic adoration in “I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE obese people like him omggg literally peak”. Overall it’s strong, slightly bitter, very sweet, and a little unhinged—perfect for someone crying over “FUCK MAN MINOTAUR HOTEL IS SO FUCKING PEAK” while blasting BMTH and queueing for another match as the self-proclaimed “McCree god”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Zarox shows a loud, impulsive, emotionally intense personality that fits Gryffindor more than any other house. They are very willing to state strong moral opinions bluntly, like when they call out someone for supporting communism as being "as fucking bad and horrid as fascism" and finishing with "What a buffoon" in “I find this incredibly fucking amusing that a guy like him will be anti fascist and then do shit like this…”, which shows a confrontational courage and readiness to stand by their beliefs even if it’s abrasive. They also display a tendency to dramatize their experiences and feelings in a very front‑facing way, such as “IM GOOONING SO HARDDD RN” and “I’m about to BLOOOOOOWWWWW”, which is very in line with Gryffindor’s impulsive, big-emotion energy. Even their self-deprecation and body talk (e.g. “Maaaan my thighs are soooo biggg they keep grinding on each other when I walk #sufferingfromsuccess #whowantme”) is performed loudly and publicly, signaling a bold, performative confidence rather than quiet introspection. While there are hints of loyalty and niche-community affection, their defining traits are outspoken intensity, emotional boldness, and a readiness to publicly clash over values, which are quintessentially Gryffindor.
Your movie
Your song
Can You Feel My Heart - Bring Me The Horizon
A song that fits Zarox best is Can You Feel My Heart by Bring Me The Horizon, tying directly into their BMTH fandom and emotional, slightly dramatic posting style. Their bio explicitly says they’re a “BMTH enjoyer,” and tweets like “Thank you Lemon Meringue Tie by Dance Gavin Dance for saving my life” and “You’re miserable because you keep forgetting there’s no light in the black hole” show a strong connection to intense, cathartic music about pain and coping. The song’s themes of self-loathing and vulnerability fit with posts such as “Im considered fat and ugly??? Yeah checks out” and their joking-but-real body/mental health comments like “Im fucking pushing 100kg 😭”. At the same time, the track’s soaring, anthemic energy mirrors the way they gush over their interests with all-caps enthusiasm, like “FUCK MAN MINOTAUR HOTEL IS SO FUCKING PEAK IM CRYING DUUUDE”. Overall, Can You Feel My Heart captures their mix of emotional heaviness, edgy humor, and passionate stan energy.
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