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The user’s constant profanity, teenage‑style angst and rebellious rants (e.g., "fuck this club #killingmyself #endingitall" and "lowkey i might js do my assignment instead of watching this fuckass game") mirror Bart’s defiant attitude. Like Bart’s habit of complaining about school and authority, the user vents about sports teams and personal frustrations ("i’m so close to ratioing fulham fc" and "i mean at the end of the day we will all have the same demise won't we"). The frequent meme‑posting, random tangents and impulsive emotional spikes ("I HAVE SO MANY FUCKING EXAMS", "i’m only supporting the womens team from now on i think") reflect Bart’s chaotic, impulsive nature. Both also show moments of deeper, albeit briefly expressed, introspection, similar to Bart’s occasional self‑questioning moments. Overall, the user’s tone, language and teenage‑centric concerns align best with Bart Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
Thfcbwaz shows strong extroverted tendencies, frequently posting loud, emotive updates and seeking interaction, e.g., "its insane that i lowk put some of my most deep secrets on here but noone sees that i actually love it" and "how come she's able to move on while I still think about her every day". Their focus on concrete details of sports events and immediate sensory experiences, such as "bro xavi having a generational performance but look at this fucking volley" and "Eze scoring #worstcasescenario #killingmyself", indicates a sensing preference. The language is driven by personal feelings and values, evident in "fuck this club #killingmyself #endingitall" and the concern expressed for Richarlison’s wellbeing. Finally, the spontaneous, unstructured posting style—e.g., "lowkey i might js do my assignment instead of watching this fuckass game" and "im out thank god normal parties are better than that shit that was genuinely awful"—reflects a perceiving orientation. These traits together suggest an ESFP type.

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School rugby back who lives for Spurs; once scored a try and a goal on the same day. Sports rants, memes & Xavi Simons fanatics. 🎽⚽️🏉– @thfcbwaz

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The Spurstorm Surge blends the high‑octane buzz of Red Bull with a fiery dash of Tabasco, echoing the user’s frantic, profanity‑filled outbursts like 'lowkey i might js do my assignment instead of watching this fuckass game'. The bright red grenadine mirrors the ever‑present Tottenham Hotspur references and the blood‑pumping passion in tweets such as 'fuck this club #killingmyself #endingitall'. A squeeze of lime adds a sharp, sarcastic bite, reflecting the quick‑witted edge found in 'its insane that i lowk put some of my most deep secrets on here but noone sees that i actually love it'. Vodka serves as the neutral base, just as the user’s underlying love for sports steadies the chaotic swirl of emotions. Together the ingredients create a drink that’s as intense, unpredictable, and passionately loyal as the tweets themselves.

Your Hogwarts House
The user shows strong loyalty to their football community, as they tweet 'I only have football mutuals so this will get no traction but maro itoje is an absolute inspiration to any sportsman around the world. my captain', which aligns with Hufflepuff's value of loyalty. They also express concern for teammates, for example 'on a more serious note regarding richy, its obvious hes not happy atm. I am concerned for him', showing the house's caring nature. Even when frustrated they keep supporting their clubs, saying 'thats the best ive ever seen england play LETS FUCKING GO BOYS' and acknowledging personal responsibilities like 'I have so many fucking exams', reflecting perseverance and hard work. Their modest, diligent attitude such as 'lowkey i might js do my assignment instead of watching this fuckass game' further exemplifies Hufflepuff's dedication.

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The high‑octane, pressure‑filled vibe of Eminem’s "Lose Yourself" matches thfcbwaz’s constant juggling of sports obsession, exam stress and a feeling that opportunities slip away. In tweets like "I HAVE SO MANY FUCKING EXAMS" and "lowkey i might js do my assignment instead of watching this fuckass game", the user shows the same anxiety and urgency the song describes ("His palms are sweaty… one shot, one opportunity"). Their frustration with Tottenham ("fuck this club #killingmyself #endingitall") and desperate hope for a comeback echo the line "You better lose yourself in the music, the moment… you own it, you better never let it go". The existential line "i mean at the end of the day we will all have the same demise" mirrors the song’s reflection on life’s fleeting chances and the need to make them count. The mixture of sports‑centric hype ("bro xavi having a generational performance…"), meme‑laden humor and raw emotion fits the intense, raw storytelling style of the track.

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