Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Academic Perseverance: He pushes through grueling schedules, such as “1 dia virado e 2 dias dormindo menos de 3 horas” to submit research grant applications.
- Passionate Learner: Despite his complaints, he shows genuine enthusiasm for his field, exclaiming “CARALHO COMO É GOSTOSO ESTUDAR BIOLOGIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”.
- Affectionate Partner: He openly expresses deep love and appreciation for his girlfriend, calling her “a pessoa mais linda e perfeita desse mundo”.
- Appreciative of Art: He takes time to share and praise media he enjoys, describing Solo Leveling as a “obra prima”.
- Resilient: He maintains a sense of humor about his struggles, even when “vomitaram em mim no desmame” or dealing with university bureaucracy.
Weaknesses:
- Poor Sleep Hygiene: He frequently oscillates between extreme sleep deprivation and excessive sleeping, like when he “dormi 21 horas”.
- Anger Management Issues: He often vents intense frustration online, stating “Eu genuinamente acho q nunca senti tanto ódio”.
- Caffeine Dependency: He admits to a potentially harmful reliance on energy drinks, fearing he might “morrer por causa de energético”.
- Academic Procrastination: He struggles with time management, resulting in having to “virar uns 2 dias pra conseguir fazer tudo” to meet deadlines.
- Impulsive Behavior: His lack of focus leads to mistakes like when he “pedi ifood 2x sem querer” because he was too stressed about exams.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Like Bart, Jäger possesses a chaotic energy defined by a cycle of academic failure, rebellion against authority, and intense emotional outbursts. He frequently vents about his hatred for school systems, as seen when he exclaims “Caralho que curso de merda Vai se fuder” and “vão se foderem”. His life is a series of 'Eat My Shorts' moments, whether he is getting into trouble at his student residence—noting he is “conhecido na minha república por gemidos, gritos e xingamentos”—or desperately seeking shortcuts like “ChatGPT save me”. Despite his prankster-like frustration with the USP faculty, he shares Bart's underlying vulnerability and occasional sincerity regarding his personal relationships.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Jäger leans toward Introversion, frequently tweeting about “sleeping for 21 hours” and his preference for solo hobbies like reading Solo Leveling. His Intuition is shown through abstract emotional reflections and aesthetic appreciation, such as “But the Sun shall shine once more”. He is a clear Feeling type, driven by intense emotional outbursts, romantic devotion (“Absolutely boiola for her”), and a tendency to prioritize personal values over cold logic, even crying in public or during classes. Finally, his Perceiving trait is evident in his chaotic schedule, struggles with deadlines, and frequent all-nighters, often tweeting things like “ChatGPT save me” due to procrastination or feeling overwhelmed by rigid structures like university EPs.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the solution to an Algelin example? Because meeting you is the only thing that finally made everything click for me.
- I’d survive a week in a Butantã republic and a three-hour commute on the USP circular just to be the one you're 'boiolinha' for.
- Forget Solo Leveling—I’ve already reached the final boss level of falling for you, and I didn't even need a 20-page document to prove it.
- I promise I’m more reliable than the SPTrans website and way more exciting than a Funchal lecture—want to grab a coffee and skip the bandejão line?
- You can stop asking ChatGPT for help now; I’m the only answer you need to get through a stressful week of IC scholarship applications.
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USP Biology student and IC researcher. When I’m not fighting SPTrans or Algelin, I’m likely fueling an energy drink addiction or gushing about Solo Leveling.– @thiag0_r_
Your signature cocktail
The Butantã Burnout
This drink captures the chaotic lifestyle of a USP student who oscillates between “Simplesmente dormi 21 horas” and being “viciado em energético” just to survive IC deadlines. The bitter profile reflects his frequent academic despair, like when he noted, “Minha tristeza é absoluta e meu 0 é garantido Vai tomar no cu física 3”, while the caffeine kick is essential for someone who has to “virar uns 2 dias pra conseguir fazer tudo”. Despite the 'gritos e xingamentos' of republic life, the sweet cherry finish honors the moments he is “Absolutamente boiola por ela”. It’s a high-voltage, experimental mix for someone who manages to “beber competitivamente” and still appreciate a Solo Leveling panel.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Jäger consistently exhibits the Gryffindor traits of raw nerve and impulsiveness, often acting on intense emotions as seen when he “mandei todo mundo se fuder” after a year of living in a stressful environment. His bravery is frequently expressed through confrontational honesty, such as when he “mando ela diretamente tomar no cu” during a dispute at his residence. Despite his frequent academic struggles and hatred for specific subjects, he shows a fighter's spirit, staying up for “1 dia virado e 2 dias dormindo menos de 3 horas” to secure a research grant. His tendency to loudly vent his frustrations with university life, combined with his protective and deeply affectionate nature toward his partner, aligns perfectly with the passionate and bold archetype of a Gryffindor.
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Your song
Liability - Lorde
This song perfectly mirrors the user's intense emotional turbulence and the feeling of being 'too much' for others while navigating a grueling academic environment. His tweets reflect a cycle of self-perceived failure and isolation, such as when he says “4 ano nessa universidade e é a primeira vez q tive q sair de aula pra chorar” or expresses deep frustration with his social reputation, noting he is “conhecido na minha república por gemidos, gritos e xingamentos”. Like the song's themes of social alienation and exhaustion, he oscillates between deep affection for his partner and a profound, solitary hatred for his circumstances, once tweeting “Eu real não sinto nada nesse momento além de um ódio genuíno”. Ultimately, the track captures the weariness of someone who feels like a 'liability' to themselves while struggling to keep their head above water in the face of academic burnout.
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