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Marge Simpson is the quintessential stay‑at‑home mother who loves cooking and caring for her family. The user’s many posts about homemade meals (e.g., "Wife slop… aka mashed potatoes with big ol meat balls drowned in gravy.. oh and green beans" and "Brown butter fudge brownies") echo Marge’s frequent kitchen scenes. Their devotion to their husband and child, expressed in tweets like "One day you’re getting butterflies every time you see his name pop up on your phone… loving the life you’ve built together", matches Marge’s role as the family’s emotional anchor. The user also defends the value of being a homemaker, saying "When did staying home, raising children, loving your husband, and being content with life become a bad thing?", a sentiment Marge would share. While Marge isn’t a gamer, the user’s modern millennial twist (e.g., "i did it! i now have every ARK: Survival Evolved achievement :D") adds a contemporary spin to the classic Marge archetype.

Your MBTI personality Type
Based on the tweets, the user appears introverted, focusing on inner family life and personal reflections (e.g., "Living in the best blissful bubble, with my heavenly husband and my beautiful son and i never want to leave it."). They demonstrate a sensing preference by attending to concrete details such as the "deep forest green mixer from kitchen aid.. she is beauty, she is grace, she is out of our price range". Their decision‑making is driven by personal values and emotions, evident in statements like "Motherhood has made you meaner" and "I’ve blocked 11 people so far, that think it’s comical to kill a husband and father of 2 babies, over political views. If that’s you, do me a favor and block me. You’re disgusting and demented." They also show a judging orientation through structured routines, for example "I’m very much enjoying my silly little routine of making my husband breakfast whenever he works from home". Combining these traits points to an ISFJ personality.

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Finnish baker & gamer mom based in Helsinki, juggling toddlers & ARK achievements. Fueled by Monster Energy & cinnamon rolls. #FamilyFirst– @Thiccnotiq

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail, called Thiccnotiq’s Monster Green Elixir, blends the electric green of Monster Energy with the tartness of lingonberry, the warm spice of cinnamon, and a smooth vanilla vodka base, echoing her love for Finnish pastries like cinnamon apple donuts. The fizz and caffeine nod to her tweet "R kioski near me stopped selling my favorite monster💔", while the comforting sweetness mirrors her "First time making joulutorttu" and "Cinnamon apple donuts🍂🍎" posts. The name also hints at her gaming alter ego as a void elf holy priest and her admiration for the Winter Soldier, as seen in her "James Buchanan 'Bucky' Barnes the Winter Soldier" reference. A splash of coffee liqueur pays homage to her "My husband got me a PSL starbonks sippy cup ☺️🧡" tweet, making the drink a perfect blend of energy, spice, and cozy family vibes.

Your Hogwarts House
The user repeatedly shows loyalty and devotion to family, for example by saying 'i am very much enjoying my silly little routine of making my husband breakfast whenever he works from home❤️' and 'Living in the best blissful bubble, with my heavenly husband and my beautiful son and i never want to leave it.' She also defends her loved ones and fairness, as shown in 'I’ve blocked 11 people so far, that think it’s comical to kill a husband and father of 2 babies, over political views... You’re disgusting and demented.' Her hard‑working nature is evident in the many cooking posts such as 'Brown butter fudge brownies🤭' and 'Making cinnamon rolls for the first time (from scratch) pray 4 me🙏🏻.' Finally, she questions societal judgment with 'When did staying home, raising children, loving your husband, and being content with life become a bad thing?', reflecting Hufflepuff’s values of loyalty, patience and dedication.

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The user is a stay‑at‑home mom who frequently shares photos of breakfast dishes, especially pancakes and banana‑flavored treats. This mirrors the central theme of Jack Johnson’s "Banana Pancakes," which celebrates lazy mornings spent making banana pancakes with a loved one. Specific tweets such as "pancakes for lunch🥞" and "Made us a stack of thicc murican pancakes 👀" show her love for pancakes, while "Banana bread with chocolate and hazelnut chips" and "Banana shake & banana + chocolate Italian scoops" underline the banana motif. The song’s relaxed, home‑centric lyric "Maybe we could stay in, make banana pancakes…" aligns with her contented statements like "Living in the best blissful bubble, with my heavenly husband and my beautiful son and i never want to leave it." and "i am very much enjoying my silly little routine of making my husband breakfast whenever he works from home❤️". Moreover, the playful, slightly nostalgic vibe of the song fits her self‑identified "boomer" humor found in tweets like "I fell for rage bait. I'm officially a boomer." making "Banana Pancakes" a perfect soundtrack for her daily life.

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