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Your Simpsons character
The best match is Lisa Simpson, but specifically a darker, more internet-poisoned version of her. Lisa is highly analytical and obsessive when she locks onto a cause, similar to how this user treats weight loss as a hyper-structured project with rules, trackers, and systems, seen in tweets like “my ed/workout/habit whiteboards for this month, help me stay focused :)” and “maturing is realizing calorie tracking, fasting & daily weighs are the quickest way to reach my gw this month”. There’s also a strong self-critical, perfectionist streak that mirrors Lisa’s harsh inner monologue, like “how has the shame of being this big not killed me yet” and “I can’t stand being fucking fat anymore… it’s so fucking simple JUST DONT EAT!!!”. At the same time, they’re very online, ironic, and self-aware, treating edtwt as both community and spectacle, which fits Lisa’s tendency to intellectualize her own pain, as in “everyone calls edtt corny but its a guilty pleasure for me” and “there isn’t enough thinspo in the world that will make you reach your ugw, only you can determine that”. While Homer or Bart fit the chaotic side of their humor, the mix of discipline, self-loathing, moralizing about choices, and overthinking aligns most with a troubled, perfectionist Lisa archetype.

Your MBTI personality Type
They show a strong outward, directive energy that fits Extraversion (E) more than Introversion: they build group chats and solicit replies like in “okay I’m making the ed gc tmmrw!! so excited for this month!” and “pls like this if you’re active & I haven’t followed u back! I want to moot every1”, which is attention‑seeking and socially oriented rather than private. Their focus leans toward Intuition (N): they’re constantly talking about overall strategies, systems and big-picture results, e.g. “maturing is realizing calorie tracking, fasting & daily weighs are the quickest way to reach my gw this month” and “all you need is a few weeks to transform yourself”, instead of concrete sensory details about the present moment. The tone is blunt and often critical, reflecting Thinking (T) over Feeling, as in “Nothing is worse than being fat I swear” and “life is not unfair skinny girls just make better choices”, where they prioritize hard-edged judgments over harmony. Their intense rule‑setting and structure show a clear Judging (J) preference: they create monthly rules and track boards in “my ed/workout/habit whiteboards for this month, help me stay focused :)” and state rigid principles like “go to bed hungry!!!!” and “The free trail is over & February is here! This months rules for me below!”. Taken together—socially assertive, strategy‑oriented, unapologetically critical, and highly structured—the profile aligns best with ENTJ.

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Data-obsessed wellness nerd tracking fasts, steps & habits. Once used Costco trips as progress check-ins—now I use spreadsheets instead.– @thinfruit

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail starts with matcha green tea shaken with vodka for their 🍵 vibe and hardcore fasting mindset, inspired by “instead of buying these scammy ass powders... drink green tea, black coffee, black tea & the effects are 100x better” and “🍵 fasting & tea maxxing ❄️”. The sugar-free lychee soda keeps it light, pretty, and a little "diet-coded," echoing “no fatness February here I come” and “technically 2 ingredients but this might be the ultimate “diet” “dessert””. Fresh lemon juice adds a sharp, cutting tang to match tweets like “Nothing is worse than being fat I swear” and “life is not unfair skinny girls just make better choices”. A dash of saline solution represents the tears, self-critique, and raw honesty behind “I can’t stand being fucking fat anymore… JUST DONT EAT!!!’” and “having ednos is so embarrassing, all I do is gain & lose the same 10lb”. Finally, edible silver glitter on top captures the thinspo aesthetic and performative glamour of “lean is law, beauty is freedom”, “dream bod”, and “do it to be thin this summer 🫧🌷☀️”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline is saturated with intense body-focused ambition and a win-at-all-costs mindset that aligns strongly with Slytherin. They repeatedly frame weight loss as a ruthless priority, saying things like “Nothing is worse than being fat I swear” and “life is not unfair skinny girls just make better choices”, which shows a harsh, outcome-driven worldview. They emphasize strict self-discipline and transformation with posts like “maturing is realizing calorie tracking, fasting & daily weighs are the quickest way to reach my gw this month” and “all you need is a few weeks to transform yourself”, revealing a calculated, strategic approach to their goals. The way they organize others into an ED group chat — “This months rules for me below! Is anyone else is serious about their goals wants to join my gc, just reply! (18+)” and “okay I’m making the ed gc tmmrw!! so excited for this month!” — shows a natural pull toward leadership within a niche community. Even their self-talk is brutally instrumental: “only worthy of love if im thin enough” and “I can’t stand being fucking fat anymore… & it’s so fucking simple JUST DONT EAT!!!’” reveal a relentless, self-preserving drive to become the version of themselves they deem acceptable. This blend of ambition, strategic discipline, and a willingness to push themselves (and subtly, others) beyond healthy limits fits Slytherin far more than any other house.

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Birdy’s “Skinny Love” fits them because it wraps obsession, self‑loathing, and fragile hope into something soft and melancholy, mirroring how they joke and meme about deep pain. Their timeline is saturated with body hatred and desperation, like “Nothing is worse than being fat I swear” and “how has the shame of being this big not killed me yet”, which echoes the song’s aching sense of being trapped in a destructive pattern. They constantly frame love and worth as conditional on thinness, e.g. “only worthy of love if im thin enough”, just as the song circles around a love that’s starving instead of being nourished. Even their attempts at discipline and fasting, like “maturing is realizing calorie tracking, fasting & daily weighs are the quickest way to reach my gw this month” and “go to bed hungry!!!!”, feel like the emotional self-denial in the lyrics. The combination of romantic language, quiet despair, and fixation on ‘skinny’ makes “Skinny Love” a poignant match for their online persona.

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