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Your Simpsons character
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: thoughtful, politically aware, a bit of a nerd, and very online about their interests. Like Lisa, they combine media obsession with critical thinking, shifting from hyperfixations on Minecraft/Lifesteal (“the lifesteal stream i watch: ok so today we’re mining for 5 hours straight”, “the people yearn for a squiddo uu pov”) to commentary on politics and society (“us is such a weird country because… the american president can bomb countries and murder citizens and the approval will be like 49%”, “breaking news: c!s straight white person tries not to give the worst opinion opinion on queer people and fails on it!!!😲”). Their concern with queer issues and hypocrisy mirrors Lisa’s moral compass and activism, seen in posts like “i really hate when straight women are like ‘gay men are cool’... but when someone is lesbian they start fuming”. They’re self-aware and a bit self-deprecating about being a lurker and a nerd, such as “i also wanted to do this but i’m mostly a lurker” and “i love joining discord servers and then do nothing in them”, which fits Lisa’s mix of social awkwardness and intense interests. Even their academic side peeks through, with jokes about grades and homework (“my grades are going to be like 10 10 10 10 10 10 8.8 HEY IM A 8.8 EVERYONE LOOK AT ME!!!”, “trying to make my homework lifesteal themed bcs i’m bored”), very reminiscent of Lisa’s overachiever energy.

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They lean Introvert (I): they describe themselves as "mostly a lurker" in one tweet (“i also wanted to do this but i’m mostly a lurker”) and mention joining Discord servers but then doing nothing in them (“i love joining discord servers and then do nothing in them”), which suggests they enjoy online spaces but from the sidelines rather than seeking center stage. Their interests and commentary show Intuition (N): they like theorizing and meta-plot (e.g. Lifesteal / Unstable Universe arcs, "bunny planetlord theory" in “bunny planetlord theory”, and political and social reflections like “us is such a weird country because the last 3 chilean presidents had bad administrations… and the american president can bomb countries… and the approval will be like 49%”), focusing on patterns and implications rather than just surface details. They clearly prioritize values and emotional reactions, indicating Feeling (F): they vent about homophobia and double standards in queer treatment (“breaking news: c!s straight white person tries not to give the worst opinion opinion on queer people and fails on it!!!😲” and “i really hate when straight women are like ‘gay men are cool’… but when someone is lesbian they start fuming”), and show strong attachment to creators and characters (“marloww queen i love you ur so epic thank you for shutting up everyone saying you’re hacking”). Their lifestyle reads as flexible and spontaneous, which fits Perceiving (P): they admit procrastination and chaotic work bursts (“my assignments are due in three hours and i’m sleep deprived but i’m lowkey reaching flow state”) and binge games impulsively (“i randomly played 22 hours of stardew valley in 3 days, winter arc not happening”), rather than emphasizing structure or long-term planning. Across their timeline they come across as a values-driven, imaginative online lurker who cares deeply about fandoms and social issues, which is most consistent with INFP.

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Mexican MCYT enjoyer, Lifesteal/UUTWT lurker & occasional doodler. Once joined my brother’s realm just to third-party their relationship.– @thinkabtzj

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This drink starts with spiced tequila for their Mexican roots and sharp political takes, like calling out how “the american president can bomb countries and murder citizens and the approval will be like 49%” and ranting about local right-wing politics. Hibiscus-lime soda adds a bright, slightly tart sweetness that matches the bilingual, high-energy fandom vibe of screaming about streams, from “🚨🚨🚨🚨PILI IS STREAMING LIFESTEAL RN!!!!!!!!!!!!🚨🚨🚨🚨” to “NEVER NERF ARMADILLO EXP FARMS PLEASE MOJANG🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏”. A dash of chili bitters represents their bite when calling out sexism and homophobia, like “how to have the worst opinion on mcyt tt 1. be a man 2. be older than 16 3. be sexist/racist/homophobic” and “the hispanic community is so ass… even a significant portion of the most well known creators are far from being good people”. The playful cotton-candy foam or syrup nods to their chaotic, meme-y side, from “IM THINKIN THINKIN ABOUT YOU MUFFIN😭😭😭😭… ” to saying “maybe i am jolly” while still doomscrolling. Finally, edible glitter on top reflects their music and aesthetic swing between sparkly pop and emo, like having “glitter from lexycat” and My Chemical Romance as most-played, and being the visibly queer, hyper-online fan who still calls themself “mostly a lurker” in posts like “i also wanted to do this but i’m mostly a lurker”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show strong loyalty and warmth toward creators and communities, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. They repeatedly hype and defend the people they like, e.g. calling Marloww a queen and praising her for debunking false accusations: “marloww queen i love you ur so epic thank you for shutting up everyone saying you’re hacking🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹goat”, and openly being a "pili apologizer" even while acknowledging his controversial actions: “im the biggest pili apologizer…”. They also value fairness and kindness in fandom spaces, criticizing bigotry and bad behavior in their communities: “how to have the worst opinion on mcyt tt… 3. be sexist/racist/homophobic” and “the hispanic community is so ass… even a significant portion of the most well known creators are far from being good people”. Their desire to make friends and support others, like wanting to start a Minecraft server partly to practice English and find community: “HI DOES ANYONE WANT TO START A SERVER… AND IT WOULD BE COOL HAVING MINECRAFT FRIENDS :3 :3”, along with making classmates pose with a papercraft skin for fun: “i made everyone in my class pose with a papercraft spoke minecraft skin…”, reflects a social, inclusive, and effortful nature. While they have opinions and political awareness, the dominant throughline is not ambition or showy heroism but being a supportive fan, valuing decency, and wanting everyone to have fun together—core Hufflepuff traits.

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A well‑known song that fits them best is “Teenagers” by My Chemical Romance. They’re openly into MCR, mentioning that their most played song one week was “dead!” by MCR (“i find funny that my most played song from last week was glitter from lexycat and the one from this week is dead! by my chemical romance”), which already lines up with that angsty, sarcastic rock energy. Lyrically, “Teenagers” is about frustrated youth pushing back at a world that feels hypocritical and hostile, which resonates with their political and social commentary, like “imagine being mexican with all of the trump warnings so you’d think people will know that’s a bad thing but like 25% of the population (probably more) is like ‘yes trump please invade us!!🤩😍’” and “breaking news: c!s straight white person tries not to give the worst opinion opinion on queer people and fails on it!!!😲”. The song’s mix of dark humor and genuine anger at systems feels like their tone when they joke about grades (“my grades are going to be like 10 10 10 10 10 10 8.8 HEY IM A 8.8 EVERYONE LOOK AT ME!!! 10 10”) or complain about platforms and communities (“i do not interact a lot with the gd community anymore because everyone is a racist bigot”, “the hispanic community is so ass… nobody cares”). And just like the song balances rebellion with a kind of playful melodrama, they oscillate between intense fandom enthusiasm (“🚨🚨🚨🚨PILI IS STREAMING LIFESTEAL RN!!!!!!!!!!!!🚨🚨🚨🚨”) and self-aware, chaotic humor (“IM THINKIN THINKIN ABOUT YOU MUFFIN😭😭😭…”), which makes “Teenagers” a strong match for their overall vibe.

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