Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Jokes about themselves and daily life, like blaming their mom for a beer addiction in “acho que minha mãe colocava cerveja na minha mamadeira pq é impossível alguém ser tão viciado numa brejinha”.
- Affectionate: Expresses warmth and fondness, as in missing a specific redhead in “que saudade de ver uma ruiva especifica (carol biazin”.
- Sociable: Highlights friendships and group fun, like “amizade das beats” and excitement for parties in “alguém avisa que essa semana já tem bloquinho pra gente encher a cara”.
- Playful: Uses lighthearted, teasing tone in posts such as “que manha mais gostosa 😭🫵🏼” and “viadagem que eu faria”.
- Open: Comfortably shares personal experiences and mishaps, like talking about injuries in “minha bunda latejando ou o ralado do meu pé ardendo no banho”.
Weaknesses:
- Heavy-drinking: Frequent focus on alcohol, such as “já pode começar a beber pra esquecer o próprio nome ou ainda tá cedo” and the beer joke in “impossível alguém ser tão viciado numa brejinha”.
- Risk-taking: Mentions physical consequences like pain and injuries in “minha bunda latejando ou o ralado do meu pé ardendo no banho”, suggesting careless activities.
- Escapist: Talks about drinking to forget their own name in “já pode começar a beber pra esquecer o próprio nome ou ainda tá cedo”, hinting at using parties to avoid problems.
- Self-doubting: Bio “i’m not sure if you want me too” suggests uncertainty about being wanted or accepted.
- Party-focused: A lot of content revolves around parties and drinking, like “essa semana já tem bloquinho pra gente encher a cara” and “oxi to fumando de graça”, leaving little about other interests or goals.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
This user most closely matches Homer Simpson, with a chaotic, funny, and pleasure-seeking vibe centered on drinking, messing around, and laughing things off. Their repeated focus on alcohol and partying, like joking that their mother might have put beer in their baby bottle in “acho que minha mãe colocava cerveja na minha mamadeira pq é impossível alguém ser tão viciado numa brejinha” and asking if it’s already time to drink to forget their own name in “já pode começar a beber pra esquecer o próprio nome ou ainda tá cedo”, is very Homer-coded. The self-deprecating but humorous way they talk about getting hurt, like in “não sei o que doi mais minha bunda latejando ou o ralado do meu pé ardendo no banho”, mirrors Homer’s constant physical mishaps and comic resilience. They also give off a laid-back, impulsive energy — smoking for free in “oxi to fumando de graça” and being excited for block parties in “alguém avisa que essa semana já tem bloquinho pra gente encher a cara” — that fits Homer’s love of fun over responsibility. Even their bio, “i’m not sure if you want me too,” suggests a mix of self-awareness and chaotic charm that lines up with Homer’s lovably messy personality.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
They strongly lean Extrovert: they’re constantly talking about parties, drinking, and social situations, like going to a bloco in “alguém avisa que essa semana já tem bloquinho pra gente encher a cara” and posting “amizade das beats” with friends in “amizade das beats”. Their focus is clearly Sensing, centered on immediate physical experiences: complaining about bodily pain in “não sei o que doi mais minha bunda latejando ou o ralado do meu pé ardendo no banho” or joking about being addicted to beer in “acho que minha mãe colocava cerveja na minha mamadeira pq é impossível alguém ser tão viciado numa brejinha”. They come across as Feeling rather than Thinking, expressing moods and emotional reactions instead of analysis, as in “que manha mais gostosa 😭🫵🏼” and the affectionate nostalgia in “que saudade de ver uma ruiva especifica (carol biazin”. Their lifestyle seems spontaneous and pleasure-seeking, fitting Perceiving: they joke about drinking “to forget their own name” in “já pode começar a beber pra esquecer o próprio nome ou ainda tá cedo” and casually shrug off losing an account with “perco uma conta mas tenho outra! e seguimos.”. The playful, in-the-moment humor and focus on fun, sensations, and friends are very typical of an ESFP profile.
Some pickup lines for you
- If your suitcase ‘never closes on the way back’, you might need someone to help you unpack… feelings. Coffee first, emotional baggage later?
- You said this week already has a bloquinho to get drunk at — should we pre-game by practicing forgetting our names together, or do we skip straight to you calling me ‘mozão’?
- If your mom put beer in your baby bottle, that explains why I’m suddenly craving a brejinha with you and a lifetime of drunk karaoke and bad decisions.
- You’re out here with your butt hurting, your foot burning in the shower, and still talking about partying… I solemnly swear to be the responsible one who carries you home and makes sure you drink water.
- Missing that one specific redhead, Carol Biazin? I can’t be her, but I can be the brunette/whatever-head who holds your beer at the show and screams every lyric with you in the crowd.
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Your new Twitter bio
Part-time carnival enthusiast, full-time beer philosopher. Once packed so badly I needed a separate bag just for regrets and glitter.– @thinkingbiazin
Your signature cocktail
Bloquinho Brejinha Biazin
The Spiced cachaça shot captures their chaotic party energy and love for drinking, echoing the vibe of “já pode começar a beber pra esquecer o próprio nome ou ainda tá cedo”. Ruby red grapefruit juice stands in for that soft, emotional side behind the clownery, matching the tender mood of “que manha mais gostosa 😭🫵🏼”. A shot of cold beer floated on top is mandatory, because they’re hilariously self-aware about how much they love a drink, like in “acho que minha mãe colocava cerveja na minha mamadeira pq é impossível alguém ser tão viciado numa brejinha”. The dash of chili tincture represents the wild, slightly reckless stories that end with bruises and rashes, as hinted by “não sei o que doi mais minha bunda latejando ou o ralado do meu pé ardendo no banho”. Finally, a squeeze of fresh lime brings brightness, carnival chaos, and that pre-party anticipation straight from “alguém avisa que essa semana já tem bloquinho pra gente encher a cara”, making this drink a loud, messy, but oddly affectionate tribute to their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows a strong Gryffindor-style impulsiveness and appetite for wild experiences, especially around partying and carnival. Their tweet about already having blocos lined up to "get drunk" — “alguém avisa que essa semana já tem bloquinho pra gente encher a cara” — reflects a bold, thrill-seeking attitude rather than caution or restraint. They also seem unfazed by physical consequences, joking about pain from partying injuries in “não sei o que doi mais minha bunda latejando ou o ralado do meu pé ardendo no banho”, which suggests a willingness to throw themselves into situations despite the cost. The line “já pode começar a beber pra esquecer o próprio nome ou ainda tá cedo” reinforces this impulsive, live-in-the-moment energy. While there are hints of humor and sociability, there’s little evidence of the calculated ambition of Slytherin, the studiousness of Ravenclaw, or the steady, gentle focus of Hufflepuff, making Gryffindor the best fit.
Your movie
Your song
We Can't Stop - Miley Cyrus
The song We Can't Stop fits them because it’s all about partying hard, not apologizing for it, and living chaotically with friends, which mirrors their timeline. They constantly reference drinking, like when they joke about their mom putting beer in their bottle because they’re so addicted to a "brejinha" “acho que minha mãe colocava cerveja na minha mamadeira pq é impossível alguém ser tão viciado numa brejinha” and ask if it’s already time to drink to forget their own name “já pode começar a beber pra esquecer o próprio nome ou ainda tá cedo”. The carefree, messy-fun vibe matches tweets about smoking for free “oxi to fumando de graça” and carnival partying in blocos “alguém avisa que essa semana já tem bloquinho pra gente encher a cara”. The song’s focus on friendship and wild nights also fits posts about their group dynamic, like “amizade das beats” and pushing through account loss with a devil-may-care attitude “perco uma conta mas tenho outra! e seguimos.”. Overall, We Can’t Stop captures their mix of humor, hedonism, and refusal to slow down.
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