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Your Simpsons character
The user describes themselves as a "computer wizard," which matches Comic Book Guy's nerdy, tech‑savvy persona known for his encyclopedic pop‑culture knowledge. Their constant complaints about being labeled a bot and about "xitter" taking away likes echo Comic Book Guy’s cynical, sarcastic voice, as seen in tweets like "I'M NOT A BOT ELON" and "xitter keeps taking away my likes." The self‑deprecating and provocative statements such as "Imma call myself 'asexual' instead of 'incel'" and "I immensely hate grifter e whores" reflect Comic Book Guy’s tendency to make snarky, harsh commentary about society. Frequent meme‑style posts like "The rifle is bigger than her lol" and "Nah nothing to do but rotting" align with his love of internet memes and pop‑culture references. This blend of nerdy self‑identification, cynical humor, and frustration with online platforms makes Comic Book Guy the closest match.

Your MBTI personality Type
The tweet "I have to say anything otherwise xitter keeps thinking I'm a bot or something" shows a need for self‑validation rather than outward social engagement, indicating introversion. The future‑oriented reflection in "Maybe one of these days I'll finally learn to stop wasting time, before the regrets hit" reflects an intuitive focus on possibilities. The blunt statement "I immensely hate grifter e whores. Thank you for your attention to this matter!" demonstrates a logical, detached evaluation characteristic of thinking. The desire for clear procedures in "I wish getting a job was as easy as filling a standardized form, like that one from the meme" points to a judging preference for structure. Together these traits align with the INTJ personality type.

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Chilean software engineer, meme aficionado & cat‑photo collector. Accidentally set off bot detection after a meme marathon. #DevLife #TechHumor– @thirdlambda

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The drink blends Chilean pisco for the user’s 🇨🇱 pride, sweet strawberry syrup for the love of cute things, espresso liqueur to represent the "computer wizard" vibe, and a dash of chili-infused vodka for the angry, edgy side, topped with club soda for a playful fizz. It mirrors the frustration of being called a bot – "I'M NOT A BOT ELON" – and the self-deprecating humor about constantly posting to avoid being labeled a bot, as in "I have to say anything otherwise xitter keeps thinking I'm a bot or something". The spicy kick also nods to the tweet "The rifle is bigger than her lol", while the sweet finish softens the bitterness, echoing the line "Imma call myself 'asexual' instead of 'incel'". The fizz of soda captures the annoyance of "xitter keeps taking away my likes", adding a lively, misunderstood energy. Overall, the cocktail captures the blend of cute, chaotic, sweet, and sharp that defines thirdlambda’s online persona.

Your Hogwarts House
The bio describes the user as a "computer wizard," which signals a strong focus on knowledge and technical skill, traits prized by Ravenclaw. In the tweet "Maybe one of these days I'll finally learn to stop wasting time, before the regrets hit," they show introspection and a desire for self‑improvement, hallmarks of a thoughtful, curious mind. Their comment "I have to say anything otherwise xitter keeps thinking I'm a bot or something" reveals a clever awareness of how to manage perception online, reflecting Ravenclaw's love of clever problem‑solving. While some posts are angry, the overall emphasis on intellect, self‑analysis, and strategic communication aligns best with Ravenclaw rather than the bravery of Gryffindor, the loyalty of Hufflepuff, or the ambition of Slytherin.

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The user feels alienated and constantly labeled as a machine, as shown by the tweet "I'M NOT A BOT ELON" and the frustration that "I have to say anything otherwise xitter keeps thinking I'm a bot or something". This sense of being an outsider mirrors Radiohead's lyrics "I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo". Their admission of "Nah nothing to do but rotting" and the regret in "Maybe one of these days I'll finally learn to stop wasting time, before the regrets hit" echo the song's self‑deprecating tone. The identity crisis expressed in "Imma call myself 'asexual' instead of 'incel'" further highlights their feeling of not fitting in, just like the song's protagonist. Overall, the blend of self‑loathing, alienation, and yearning for acceptance fits the mood of "Creep".

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