Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Protective: Defends vulnerable groups, e.g. CSA victims and minors, in tweets like “this gotta be one of the worst times on this app to be a victim of csa…” and “It’s normal to experience sexual feelings as a teenager, but you should NEVER post it to the internet or interact with adults in a sexual context.”.
- Humorous: Uses vivid, absurd humor, e.g. “Phainon the typa guy to say ‘huzzah!’ when you let him hit it from the back” and “the concept of a twitter poster with 30 replies of him talking to himself”.
- Passionate: Shows strong enthusiasm for fandoms/ships, like extensive Dr. Ratio posting in “dr ratio will live” and being a ‘mydei enthusiast’ in the bio.
- Supportive: Directly encourages others not to self-harm in posts like “NEVER KILL YOURSELF” and “Never kill yourself”.
- Media-aware: Engages critically with media and creators, e.g. “vivziepops shows are shit from a butt” and skepticism toward actors/creators in “Honestly this is why I never get into the actors or people behind the media I enjoy.”.
Weaknesses:
- Harshly-critical: Critiques often escalate to personal attacks, e.g. “oh my god you’re both so ugly im scared .” and “House fans who think wilson is completely a good guy and immune to any form of evil gotta die”.
- Hostile-language: Uses slurs/ableist insults, like “how can i block an entire community im tired of gacha grail retards” and mocking others’ identities in “white people on twitter be doing anything wdym your a 4 year old proshipper mouse babyfur soulbounded to sonic”.
- Conflict-seeking: Openly leans into drama, e.g. “Interacting with engagementbait to spread my negativity and say i hate ratiomei i hate ratiomei i hate ratiomei” and blocking over minor disagreements in “I block people if they breathe wrong”.
- Sexually-explicit: Frequently posts explicit sexual content and fantasies, e.g. “Im tired of discourse how do i get my tl to be exclusively flins sexualization” and repeated “SO DEPRIVED OF BOTTOM RATIO” tweets.
- Dismissive: Quickly dismisses others’ perspectives with minimal engagement, e.g. “shut up bro”, “ain’t nobody reading allat”, and ridiculing people as unable to survive tumblr in “these people would not survive a day on tumblr”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: irreverent, chaotic, and darkly funny but with surprising flashes of sincerity. They’re constantly stirring drama and mocking fandoms, like calling Vivziepop shows “shit from a butt” in “vivziepops shows are shit from a butt” and saying “how can i block an entire community im tired of gacha grail retards”, which fits Bart’s trollish, confrontational humor. Their extremely online, horny posting about ships and characters (“Im tired of discourse how do i get my tl to be exclusively flins sexualization”, “hi guys im still SOOOOO DEPRIVED OF BOTTOM RATIO...”) mirrors Bart’s adolescent impulsiveness and fixation on whatever makes adults uncomfortable. At the same time, they show a surprisingly protective and earnest side, like warning teens about sexual boundaries in “you should NEVER post it to the internet or interact with adults in a sexual context.” and repeating “NEVER KILL YOURSELF”, which lines up with Bart’s hidden empathy beneath all the prankster posturing. Overall, they read like a modern, terminally-online Bart: loud, messy, funny, and occasionally more caring than they’d ever admit.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They read as an introvert (I) who mainly socializes online and jokes about not being in typical social spaces, e.g. everyone else going out while they stay home to enjoy fandom art: “everyone my age going to parties on halloween but im lowk staying inside kicking my feet giggling over flins birthday art”. Their timeline is full of niche media/fandom commentary and internal interests (House MD, Hannibal, HSR ships) rather than descriptions of in‑person social life, suggesting energy is directed inward. They lean strongly intuitive (N): they enjoy conceptual/theoretical humor like imagining character dynamics and abstract scenarios, e.g. “The concept of a twitter poster with 30 replies of him talking to himself” and meta takes on fandom culture such as “I love aventio but you can TELL when a fic was made by a real ratioling or an aventurine fan who doesnt gaf abt him”. Their style is heavily thinking (T): blunt, cutting evaluations and logical/ethical rules, like “your 36 years old and u want a rape poster. if i see this in ur house im calling the cops” and “It’s normal to experience sexual feelings as a teenager, but you should NEVER post it to the internet or interact with adults in a sexual context.”. At the same time, they show clear but principled care for victims and boundaries, which fits a T who still has strong values. Their behavior appears perceiving (P) rather than structured: they bounce between interests (House MD, Hannibal, HSR ships, vivziepop discourse), use spontaneous, chaotic humor like “you block people because they don't like your favorite ship?' I block people if they breathe wrong”, and don’t present any love of planning or order. Altogether, an introverted, idea‑driven, analytical, and spontaneous style best matches INTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You’re a mydei enthusiast and a House/Wilson truther… if we rewatch Princeton‑Plainsboro’s finest together, can I be the Wilson to your House or are you insisting on full Huddy custody?
- You said you’re a freak in theory, not in practice—lucky for you, I’ve got enough social ineptitude to match your ‘Headoomfs watching me fumble basic interactions’ tweet. Want to practice being freaks together and see if the theory holds up?
- You keep begging the timeline for bottom Dr. Ratio and rare Aventio fics—how about we compromise: I’ll bring you recs, you bring me your live reactions, and we’ll call it our own little #drratiowilllive date night.
- You posted “NEVER KILL YOURSELF” twice and “Never kill yourself” again on 10/30—consider this my follow‑up study: going out with me may not cure everything, but it does significantly reduce the urge to log onto this hellsite.
- As a House MD enjoyer who distrusts Wilson stans, hates Vivziepop, and loves yuri, you’re hitting all my flags in the best way—statistically, someone with that exact combo is my soulmate, and I’m afraid the data is, well… ratio‑nally undeniable.
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
18 • media brainrot analyst. Once tried to explain House MD character arcs at a family dinner and got politely banned from picking the Netflix queue.– @this_vexesme
Your signature cocktail
Bottom Ratio on the Rocks
Overproof spiced rum stands in for their extremely unfiltered, chaotic posting style and strong opinions, like calling out fandoms and creators in tweets such as “vivziepops shows are shit from a butt” and “how can i block an entire community im tired of gacha grail retards”. Sour cherry liqueur captures the blend of sweetness and petty, ship‑obsessed drama, echoing their thirsty Aventio/Ratio fixation in posts like “hi guys im still SOOOOO DEPRIVED OF BOTTOM RATIO...” and “I love aventio but you can TELL when a fic was made by a real ratioling”. An espresso shot reflects their hyper, terminally‑online energy, the kind that leads to timelines full of flinsposting and House MD brainrot, as seen in “FLINSPOSTING BEGINS NOW” and “big fan of the images of house md characters with an abnormal amount of eyes on my tl today.”. Smoked salt & chili bitters represent the darker, biting edge to their humor and willingness to tackle heavy topics, like “this gotta be one of the worst times on this app to be a victim of csa…” alongside blunt lines such as “your 36 years old and u want a rape poster. if i see this in ur house im calling the cops”. Finally, a splash of cream soda adds a nostalgic, soft undertone for the unexpectedly caring side that peeks through in posts like “NEVER KILL YOURSELF” and “It’s normal to experience sexual feelings as a teenager, but you should NEVER post it to the internet or interact with adults in a sexual context.”, making the drink both punchy and weirdly comforting—just like their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
They show a very sharp, strategic and self‑preserving approach to online spaces that aligns strongly with Slytherin. For example, they openly curate their environment with ruthless selectivity, saying they “block people if they breathe wrong”, which reflects a strong instinct for self‑preservation and boundary‑setting more than any idealistic Gryffindor-style openness. Their humor is frequently cutting and contemptuous toward people or communities they dislike, as in “how can i block an entire community im tired of gacha grail retards” and “vivziepops shows are shit from a butt”, which shows a willingness to burn bridges rather than smooth things over (very unlike Hufflepuff). They also display a kind of targeted ambition and fandom territoriality, wanting their timeline controlled and tailored to their tastes: “Im tired of discourse how do i get my tl to be exclusively flins sexualization”. Even when they express care (e.g. emphatic anti–self-harm messages like “NEVER KILL YOURSELF”), it comes wrapped in blunt, uncompromising delivery, suggesting someone who protects what and who they value, but on their own sharp, unsentimental terms—classic Slytherin energy rather than Hufflepuff softness or Ravenclaw intellectualism.
Your movie
Your song
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
A well-fitting song for them is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance, because it captures being young, jaded, and darkly funny about how messed up everything feels. Their timeline is full of irreverent, abrasive humor and hyperbolic hostility, like “House fans who think wilson is completely a good guy and immune to any form of evil gotta die” and “white people on twitter be doing anything wdym your a 4 year old proshipper mouse babyfur soulbounded to sonic”, which fits the song’s sneering, confrontational tone. They’re openly 18 and very online, constantly immersed in fandom drama and sexualized discourse, from “Im tired of discourse how do i get my tl to be exclusively flins sexualization” to “hi guys im still SOOOOO DEPRIVED OF BOTTOM RATIO...”, echoing the chaotic, overstimulated youth culture the song critiques. At the same time, there’s a thread of genuine care and dark encouragement, like “NEVER KILL YOURSELF” and “It’s normal to experience sexual feelings as a teenager, but you should NEVER post it to the internet or interact with adults in a sexual context.”, mirroring the way Teenagers is both cynical and protective of kids being chewed up by the world around them.
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