ThisIsCorey
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Advocacy: Calls for policy change and supports trans youth, ACC claims, and petitions (e.g., High Court trans ban, RSB petition).
- Openness: Shares personal trauma, mental‑health struggles, and marriage details openly (e.g., survivor of childhood sexual abuse, PTSD, multiple marriage posts).
- Resilience: Continues posting and self‑care efforts despite describing a ‘fucking shit week’ and ongoing mental‑health challenges.
- Empathy: Shows concern for others’ wellbeing, such as suicide rates and ACC claim difficulties, urging responsibility.
- Self-awareness: Acknowledges misuse of mental health as an excuse and reflects on own PTSD and depression.
Weaknesses:
- Repetitiveness: Repeated identical tweets about marrying @j_mack17694 many times.
- Impulsivity: Frequent profanity‑laden outbursts like ‘Fuck this government’ and ‘It has been a fucking shit week’.
- Scattered: Tweets jump between personal crises, jokes, politics, and random questions without clear focus.
- Oversharing: Publicly details vivid personal health incidents (vomiting, fainting, shitting pants).
- Negativity: Often uses a negative tone about life, cost of living, and government actions.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa Simpson is known for her strong sense of social justice and her tendency to feel overwhelmed by the world's problems, mirroring Corey's frequent activism and emotional turmoil. He tweets about supporting trans youth ('A great win! We need to support our Trans Youth not make things worse for them') and condemning government neglect of ACC sexual abuse claims ('Fuck this government. Government considered cutting more than $3b of ACC sex abuse claims'), which aligns with Lisa's advocacy for the under‑represented. Corey also openly discusses his PTSD, depression and internal struggles ('I’m in so much internal turmoil', 'It has been a fucking shit week'), echoing Lisa’s occasional bouts of anxiety and feeling misunderstood. His random, dark humor ('UFC really does look quite homoerotic', 'I randomly have “FUCK ME UP FLORIDA!” pop into my head') reflects Lisa’s witty, sometimes sarcastic commentary on absurd situations. Finally, his self‑care attempts ('booked a mani/pedi, my eyebrows done, a haircut and a spray tan') resemble Lisa’s attempts to balance activism with personal well‑being.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
The user frequently focuses on internal feelings and personal turmoil, as seen in "I’m in so much internal turmoil" and "I wish people would take responsibility for their own shit," indicating an Introverted orientation. Their tweets often explore abstract possibilities and future scenarios, e.g., "If you potentially had a genetic mutation… would you test for it?" and "I think Johnathan Bailey is going to be my next husband," which points to an Intuitive (N) style. They prioritize values and empathy, supporting trans youth ("A great win! We need to support our Trans Youth…") and expressing frustration with injustice, reflecting a Feeling (F) preference. The pattern of spontaneous, sometimes chaotic updates like "Can life stop throwing shit at us now?" and the repeated "So we did it. I married @j_mack17694 yesterday" shows a Perceiving (P) approach rather than a structured Judging style.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a power price rise? Because my heart is racing just thinking about how to handle your heat!
- If marrying you is as fun as you say, then sign me up for the next 'married' joyride!
- Is it just me, or are you the solution to all the turbulence in my life? Let's ride the rollercoaster together!
- I might not be a tattoo, but I promise I’ll stick around like your sister's angel tattoo—always there through thick and thin!
- Are you a dentist bill? Because I can't even feel my heart after seeing you!
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NZ mental-health advocate & policy watchdog. Ex-Navy, married to @j_mack17694. Coffee, memes & occasional road-cone wedding jokes. DM collaborations.– @ThisIsCorey
Your signature cocktail
Resilient Reckoning
The Resilient Reckoning is built around a base of New Zealand rye whiskey, reflecting Corey’s repeated claim of being "Resilient" and his ability to survive trauma (see "Resilient [picture]"). The bitter Campari captures his frustration with people who misuse mental health as an excuse ("I’m so sick of people using mental health as an excuse to behave like an asshole."). A honey‑lemongrass syrup adds a soothing sweetness that mirrors the moments of love and self‑care he shares, like marrying @j_mack17694 ("So we did it. I married @j_mack17694 yesterday."). Fresh lemon juice gives a bright, hopeful note, echoing his advocacy for trans youth and the "great win" tweet about puberty blockers. Finally, a pinch of smoked chili powder adds a fiery kick to represent the "FUCK ME UP FLORIDA!" anger and the "fucking shit week" feeling he often vents about.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Corey repeatedly confronts authority and defends vulnerable groups, showing the courage typical of Gryffindor. For example, they tweet, 'Fuck this government. Government considered cutting more than $3b of ACC sex abuse claims', directly challenging political power. They also champion trans rights with, 'A great win! We need to support our Trans Youth not make things worse for them.' Their willingness to call out negligence, as in 'If the suicide rate increases in nz then be it on Matt Doocey’s head', demonstrates boldness and a protective instinct. This pattern of outspoken advocacy and personal vulnerability reflects the daring, brave spirit of Gryffindor.
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Survivor - Destiny's Child
Corey's bio states "He/Him. Survivor of Childhood Sexual Abuse," which directly mirrors the song's title and its refrain "I'm a survivor, I'm not gon' give up." He repeatedly posts tweets like "Resilient [picture]" and vents "Fuck this government," showing his defiant determination to keep moving forward despite personal and political challenges. His expressions of mental‑health struggles, such as "I am no where near drunk enough for this. I just want drink enough to just black out but I can’t because I am responsible," echo the song's theme of overcoming hardship. The combination of trauma, activism, and a resilient attitude makes Destiny's Child's "Survivor" a fitting anthem for Corey.
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